0:00 Life has been freaking such a trip recently, and it's because obviously now that I have my daughter and it's the weirdest thing seeing my dad not be the dad that I only envision. The guy like I'm I'm waiting for him to pick up my daughter and like whack her in the face or slap her or yell at her, and then all he does is like smile and say nice things, and it's ████ me up. >> Wow. >> Because I don't know this >> side of him. >> This man. I had to ask my mom one time when she was like playing with my playing with my daughter. I'm like I literally asked I was like did dad do this with us? And she got mad at me and she was like, "Yeah, what do you What's wrong with you? What do you think?" >> Wow. >> And I just genuinely couldn't process it because I was like, this is the weirdest Like where was this? >> She's trying to shame memories into your head? >> [laughter] >> Yeah, my mom's gaslighting me into like
0:50 core memories. >> Isn't that like a common theme though with people when they finally have kids and they're like their parents are like the the now they get to be grandpa mode where they're like the good guy all the time. Right? AND YOU'RE LIKE, WHAT THE ████ DUDE? HOW COME I DIDN'T HAVE THIS FATHER? >> SEE, I would have assumed that. That's why I had to ask. >> Mhm. >> Cuz I was so tripped out. Cuz I'm like, okay, I'm just going to say >> Well, what do you remember him as? >> And what about him beating my ass? >> Are there any pictures of him smiling with you? >> Are there pictures of you guys smiling together or no? >> [laughter] >> That's ████ crazy. >> evidence. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I I feel like >> family photos cuz they had to in their life. >> yeah. >> Yeah. >> You know? >> Yeah. >> I don't know if I got like a photo of me and my dad smiling. >> have zero memory of playing with them and like anything like cuz my dad beat my ass, but we had a lot of fun, too. It was a It was a
1:40 >> If it wasn't Boy Scout related, no. I don't I don't really have any of that. >> Wow. Dang. >> Or maybe once you pass the stage of cute he don't treat he doesn't ████ like >> Yeah, maybe you were early bloomer. >> Yeah, maybe it's like >> That's what I'm scared of cuz I think Tyga's getting towards that age, and I'm scared that I turn from like the fun-loving dad where he has like those type of memories and then later on when we're like when he's 28 and he reminisces like, "Yeah, you're a ████ dick to me when I was like >> I [laughter] think Tyco's old enough. I think it starts earlier. Like like I would say five. Five or six. >> And then the switch turns off at five or just being a dick to him. >> cuz boys are so annoying. >> resents you somehow then you definitely ████ up as a father cuz >> They get to go to Disneyland for his birthday and then he also gets a birthday dinner later. >> Dude. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, you you're such a ████ rocktopus ████ 3D printed his birthday. You're like,
2:31 [laughter] "Dude, this guy's so cute and so presents." He just wanted to go to Disneyland. What a good son. I'm like, "B████, that's thousands of dollars." >> All right. I got the deal. >> That's way insane. >> the deal. >> Normally presents like a $15 Amazon gift comes in and your kid's happy. Like you're good. >> Did you get the deals like girl math? Like you got 5% off but it's still like six grand to go. >> Girl [laughter] math. >> No, we actually got a pretty good deal. I'll tell you. I found out these certain dates where Disneyland's at its cheapest. >> You have to go during a downpour? >> So so you got to tell me off camera? [laughter] You got to gatekeep this information. It's such a good idea. >> No, because if the traffic gets high then everyone's going to go during this time again. But it's like literally 50% off. >> You are pretty viral dad. >> up to to be in any way like sad about his childhood, I would be pissed. >> Oh, THAT'S ALL YOU SAY YOU ████ [laughter] YOU ████ piece of ████ >> He'll be hella pissed. >> You watch this ████ 20 years later
3:21 you better not ████ complain to >> You can't say that though cuz he's trying so hard. >> [laughter] >> He's going to have at least four uncles telling him to shut the ████ up. >> Exactly. Like I've seen with my own eyes how hard it is with him and I'm like there's no way he's going to grow up with that feeling. >> make a video like how there's like a trend going on where parents are like if my kid ever comes [snorts] out with a struggle book about HIS PAST AND THEY'RE they're in like business class seats, Disneyland, all this ████ >> And we got evidence now. >> Yeah. Like if he ever wants to be a rapper. [laughter] He'd be like, "Yo, I came up from the gutter." And it's like, "Show me the home." I grew up IN NORTH VEGAS. >> [laughter] >> YEAH, NO WAY, DUDE. HE'S LIKE, "DUDE, I was always moving houses when I WAS YOUNGER." >> [laughter] >> MY HOUSE got so big I couldn't find my
4:11 parents. >> [laughter] >> IT WAS TOUGH TOUGH BEING BIRACIAL. I'm always like, "Which car is mine?" cuz my dad gets new cars ALL THE TIME. >> [laughter] >> HIS FIRST ALBUM'S called Beef and Broccoli. Dude, yeah. He had He had a good childhood. Yeah, Tyga is not allowed to have a struggle like later on. That'd be crazy. If he goes If he sees one therapist, you're ████ up. Like one. But that would suck if it really is all relative. You know what I mean? Where it's like Don't be real right now. You know what I mean? Like no matter what you grew up with, that's just your relative like low. talking like Paris Jackson saying she was addicted to coke, but then her dad's Michael Jackson. Like, what the hell? Exactly. He had a giraffe as a pet. That's crazy. >> [laughter] >> Well, that is It is I do understand that with celebrity parents, they're ████ hardly there. They're not even present. That s███'s And their their kid just
5:02 develops a ████ hatred for their own dad because he's so gone. Do you think they're like, "Man, the carnival rides didn't even always work." >> [laughter] >> You guys think I had it so great, but they didn't always work. That's the thing. My parents wouldn't turn on all the time. The thing is the zoo wasn't always packed. The thing that's different with you is that you're actually spending real time with Tyga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The The thing that makes most boys hate their dad is they're ████ pieced out. They Or they replace it with like, "Here's some stuff. I'm going to leave and then come back." And they're just like, "This stuff sucks. Like I want my dad." Yeah. Or I want my dad not to yell at everybody. That's the fraud about my dad that I I see him like like you. It's like I see him playing with the little grandkids and I turn to my brother and I'm like, "Who is this guy? This guy's a fraud. This guy's a ████ fraud." >> [laughter] >> That's what I'm saying. He never yells, never cusses. >> No. >> Not even one time. >> Cuz he's not stressed. No. He
5:52 disciplined them? >> They you could You remember those slap bracelets that hit you in the face? They could hit my dad with that in the face, he would just laugh. >> [laughter] >> I don't know who this guy is. >> But if that was you, you would have been dead. >> I'm I'd be getting yelled at. That's the thing. It's like I always say like, "Sherry, WHERE THE ████ IS THE REMOTE?" >> Cuz he default yell? >> Yeah, that's what he said that was like how we how he came home. Like that's what we're used to. >> I think the way that we see our fathers is a lot like it's like a it's like reading comments on YouTube. You can get like a thousand love comments, get one guy to say something not so nice, be like, "This f█████." And that's all you remember. >> That's true. >> There are there any positive comments? >> I think they were so stressed [laughter] out. >> Zero positivity from my dad. >> They all got amnesia. >> A non-negative yelling comment was a good day. >> Yeah. >> My dad one time he So, my favorite time with my dad was
6:42 when we were going to watch Star Trek cuz he would fly me around the room during the intro. And then >> So, that was cute, right? >> That's really cool. >> Yeah, but then if we lost the gray remote >> [laughter] >> s███'s going down. >> It definitely feels like tied to financial stress, though. >> Yeah, there's probably >> I feel like at the age our parents were in and the stuff they were struggling with and dealing with, that's why they just didn't want to even have one more thing to have to address, you know? >> Especially if both parents were working, too. >> Yeah. >> And then when now that they're grandparents, probably a lot more settled, you know, they feel like time is limited. >> But you would think if your dad was older, cuz my dad had me when he was pretty old in his >> Oh, yeah. 40s. >> that they would chill out. And this fool still had the energy to beat both of my me and my brother up. >> You're like the exception to every rule, basically. >> the ████ man. [laughter] You should You
7:32 should be relaxed by now. >> And plus your brother is so much older than you. You are like the grandkid in a way. >> [laughter] >> He's like it was like having an uncle. >> You do what? >> I do want to beat Tyga's ass every day, but there's like self-awareness [laughter] and you know so you're like >> Like not even once you're just going to let loose a little. >> But it builds great character. >> off the security cameras in your 18-room house and just let [laughter] loose one day, you know what I'm saying? >> Just beat his ass? >> I feel like that's going to make him like a man man. >> I know. >> Right now he's just getting whooped by all the girls in jujitsu and they're still [laughter] taking photos and praising him with belts and ████ and it's like dude, just beat his ass no reward. You know what I mean? Like no reason. >> No [laughter] reason? >> Just for fun. >> Yeah, no reason. >> Yeah, I FEEL [laughter] LIKE HE'S NEVER ACTED IT HAS TO BE LIKE IN STAGES. >> WHAT ABOUT THIS? WHAT ABOUT What if HE
8:22 DOESN'T KNOW IT'S HIM? >> [laughter] >> What if he's wearing a ski mask? He throws the same two punches every time. >> There's a burglar. [laughter] >> Yes, yeah, he turns into a burglar. >> Like he doesn't know his dad's glutes from a mile [laughter] away. >> Or and just throw a blanket on top of him so he can't see you and then beat him with a phone book. >> So he's still got to wear a ski mask and throw [laughter] a blanket >> Well, he has to find a phone book first. >> Yeah, I just feel like a no reason smack down would just like lay the law for like >> I would love to. Maybe I should get into like a little bit of drinking then I could just >> A little [laughter] bit? But you'll go to sleep BEFORE YOU COULD BEAT HIS ASS. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> YOU TRYING to become alcoholic cuz I feel like I feel like that's what really set us straight as boys, right? It's like when we deserved it and you knew you deserved it as a different punishment then the fear of knowing he had a bad day so he's mad so watch out. >> But do you know what's really sad though is like you know like we're really proud of Like I'm proud of how I turned out. I
9:13 I credit getting my ass beat to a lot of things and I and I love that. I'm glad that happened to me. But what if I saw who I could have been if I didn't get my ass beat and that guy's ████ sick as hell. >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? How do we know that we're the best possible outcome? We're managing and we're good to like >> one? >> Met one what? >> I don't know if anyone in our generation got >> Yeah, our homies Asian homies didn't get whooped? Sick as ████ >> I So, I don't have Asian homies like that, but I got German homies that are like that. So, my first my first German homie, his name was Tyson. >> My first German >> And I beat the ████ out of him, and he was a very scared dog. My new current German homie, Cooper, this guy, I never smacked him once, professionally trained, and he is all the good aspects of a German Shepherd without any of the
10:03 trauma. >> Was his ass beat though in the training that you weren't present at though? Cuz I know >> No. But, my first dog, I my first German homie, I beat the ████ out of him cuz I was a irresponsible kid, and I was stupid. And you can see like the all the traumatic or like when they when they bite out of fear and like he was no no good. >> a ████ though. Tyson could protect you. Cooper can't. >> But, he's very balanced and healthy. >> We're talking about humans though. We're talking about >> Yeah, we're talking about homies. >> He said homies. >> Beating humans. >> I was confused for a sec. I thought he [snorts] was talking about >> I actually thought you had Cooper as a kid. >> Specifically children. We're talking about >> Beating your kids ass. >> I I I'm talking about like the trauma that it creates and how it could actually be a seal. >> I don't know a lot of I actually can't even think of any close Asian homies that didn't get their ass beat. >> It is rare. >> But, I can't think of most of my white friends didn't get their ass beat, and they're doing better than my Asian homies per per capita. Yeah.
10:53 >> [laughter] >> Privilege. Privilege. Privilege. Privilege. >> Not getting beat up is good. >> there >> [laughter] >> it's a case to be seen. >> Systemic privilege or whatever they call it. >> I definitely don't think it's the best way to go though. >> The government is ruling in our favor all the time. Media propaganda. >> I think the way we go is did Caitlyn Clark get beat? If not, whatever they did to produce her. >> Do that. Do that. >> Do that. >> Did Caitlyn Jenner get beat? >> Probably. [laughter] >> So, that's what's going to happen there. >> There you go. >> Did Jeremy Lin get beat? >> Probably not. I could ask him.
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