0:00 So, as tuber scum people, we have many fans. I call them seafs. When have we had to tell our fans to f off? >> I don't think I ever have, to be honest. >> Like, but the moments where you had to be like a little bit of like >> I only remember the one you did at JJ's [laughter] at the restaurant. >> Oh, yeah. Cuz that guy was a ████ weirdo. >> Tell the story. Tell the story. >> I don't really remember. >> So, you got to tell it about >> Ryan. Ryan, take it. It's it had a bad start because he he he started with uh Joe what's up man? You don't remember me? And you were like no. And he's like yeah I was in the truck and I waved to you and you were like okay. And then he started you guys had your own conversation or whatever and then it started to look aggressive and then that's when you told us that he started trying to minister to you ABOUT THE
0:50 LORD. >> OH. >> AND THEN YOU just started you just started getting fed up. And context, this is at a restaurant that we all used to locally. >> And we're about to leave, too. >> Yeah, we're on the way out. >> Oh, I think when when he told me like he knew me, I thought, "Oh, cool. We knew each other like that." >> Cuz then he facetimed somebody and was like, "Yo, I'm here with Joe." >> But then even the guy at the FaceTime was like, "What the hell's going on?" >> Yeah. >> He's like, "What?" Okay. >> No. No. When he waved to me, I was like, "So what?" Cuz I was like, "You expect someone to remember you from one second?" >> Yeah. If they just like, "Hey, Joe." >> Yeah. I'm like, you're that ████ special. [laughter] >> You remember when I did that? >> You were still cool about it. It wasn't until he started trying to like get you to like pray with him or some ████ >> He was pressing hard. Yeah. >> And he was like getting closer to you too and like you like kind of to back out a little bit. He like got closer again. >> You like physically had to be like, "Yo, stop." >> And he has greasy hair.
1:41 >> He looks like he doesn't shower that much. >> I do remember being annoyed. I completely forgot this. [laughter] >> Yeah, I get it. >> You should You could watch yourself tell this story on a video four years ago. when I when I did remember. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Well, so what did I do? Did I I actually pushed him back? >> You actually pushed him? Yeah. Cuz he was getting really in your face. >> It wasn't your offensively. You were defensively pushing him away. >> Yeah. It was like coming on to you. >> He was advancing. >> Like he was trying to talk to me like a drunk guy that's two two two inches away. >> Well, it was like it's like he was convincing you in a hurry to give your heart to the Lord or some ████ Like really really like aggressive. >> I do remember talking to the guy he facetimed me with and I was like, "Go check your friend. He's ████ weird. >> Yeah. >> And then he goes, "I know he's weird. I'm sorry. I don't know why he called me." [laughter] >> You kind of knew that friend more than you knew the guy. >> Oh, yeah. I'm close to him. >> That's what I'm saying.
2:31 >> Like, I know it like we But I've never met this guy. >> Yeah. >> So, so you had the the ability. That's what I'm saying. Like, cuz it might sound random to people, but you knew this guy well enough to be like, "Yo, your friend's ████ weird." >> Yes. The person who he faced called. Okay. Yeah. We would go on trips together and stuff. Cool. Yeah. But that's why I was just like, "I've never met this person in my life. Like this guy cool was clearly not self-aware and his friend was aware that he wasn't self-aware like the guy on the phone. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. >> Oh, were you on speaker when I was talking to him? >> I was I was around. >> We were waiting cuz we were leaving. So, we were like waiting for you. >> That's why we saw all this but it was like what happened? >> But we didn't have the backtrack. So, you kind of backfilled us with the info. >> Yeah. I didn't know what he was saying to you. >> No, we didn't know what you were saying. >> We could hear you cuz you were yelling >> and you were pantoiming. Yeah. [laughter] Expressing. >> Love that story. Did you ever have to like like fang girls were all over you?
3:21 You had to push them off? >> No, but >> we can't do like a whole thing. >> Shut up. No. Um, you know what's a really interesting thing is that people really love Jackson Wang. >> Oh. >> And people do Hail Marys where they believe that all of their, you know, futile attempts to DM, send him letters, physical gifts, whatever, they have a stronger chance if they pass through me. >> So it's like that whole thing where they try to suck you off first to get through the stages. They have to ████ through you to get to him. >> Like like how Drake has to go through that. His whole crew >> rappers do that. >> No, his whole crew gets laid cuz >> they're like, "You got to do the crew." >> But you have a lamer It's a lamer connect. >> Jackson says that to people. >> No, he didn't say anything. >> You got to get through Anthony to get to me. No, they just hit me up and then I get like there's times where we'll show up somewhere and it's so funny because like the craziest gift will be brought
4:13 to me and I'll for real half a second think they're giving me a gift >> and then it's like can you give this to Jackson? I'm like and like in my heart obviously I'm like I number one you're so sweet for this but you think I'm going to travel like 16 hours back home find a way you know what I'm saying? Like that's so sweet just to be a delivery boy. Yeah. And then also if I just like give now put this back in your hand that you gave to me cuz you I thought it was for me. This whole situation gets really weird. So it's easier for me to just go like honestly if I see him and he comes to my house. Yeah, sure. >> But for now I'm just going to put it on my >> That's a nice way of dealing with it. >> I don't know cuz I will I have tried to hilariously before too but same thing. He's coming to my house and I'm like hey these are actually for you and it's like what is what's he going to fly to Hong Kong with? You know, like
5:03 >> it's not that simple, but it's very sweet. >> What if they implanted a camera there and it was been sitting in your living room the whole time, but then you didn't know and it was meant for Jackson? >> I don't think they come over to my house. Um, and and the the gifts that they're giving don't look like cameras. >> Cameras were more expensive back then. >> Is this is a glitter bomb? >> But I will say, funnily enough, there's been like maybe at least one or two moments where I won't know what it is. You know, it it cuz sometimes it'll just be dropped off to me cuz they can't come to like an artist room or something. >> Wow. >> And then so I'll open it up and then I'll read and it's only until halfway through the love letter that I'll realize it's about Jackson. [laughter] >> Are you first like elated and excited and like >> it's hilarious. Absolutely. I'm I'm too I'm showing all the friends. You guys don't get this ████ I'm so cool. >> She's like I would suck your dick if it was the dirtiest dick on the ████
5:53 planet. Like that kind of ████ Just never like sexual stuff. It's never sexual, but it's it is very like it like full send. It's full send. >> Wow. >> It's like I know I believe you are the one for me. >> I never even read a letter like that in my whole life. >> Dude, we should have done more Jackson Wang style videos, boys. [laughter] >> It's the It's the most powerful experience. >> Wow. >> Because you're reading like, you know, they believe it. >> Yeah, they they do. Yeah, for sure. You know, >> our letters are always like, "You're like the uncle I never had [laughter] and the father figure I never had and you're so funny. >> Thank you for making me not kill myself cuz I was really going through a lot of >> I was going to commit but then >> but then I watched a JK video. >> Don't stop making videos. I still might do it." >> Thank you. >> Mine were like, "Oh ████ I used to
6:43 watch like eight years ago." I'm like, "Cool, dude. [laughter] >> Sick." It's like, why would I give a ████ >> That's really sweet, though. Watch. >> It's really sweet that you don't just toss it in the trash. >> I genuinely try not to. Honestly, what >> a room full of like a corner. >> No, obviously not. Uh, honestly, what usually happens is I take a photo of the thing and I take a photo of the letter and I message him and then he's not going to get back to me about that. >> Sure. >> Yeah. >> Is Jackson Wink so big that he doesn't even talk to you really back? >> Oh, yeah. >> Cuz he's like Justin Bieber level, right? >> He's huge. Huge. He barely talks to you back. He's like >> He's massive, dude. It's crazy. >> He's like, "F███. Anthony Lee's texting me some ████ I don't care." >> But he But he loves you, though. >> If you message me right now, would he get back to you like in two weeks or something? >> He might get back to me next year. >> If you Facetimed him right now, you just
7:33 instantly disconnect. >> No, I don't know. >> Okay. >> You never know. Like, he's he's a good enough friend where he could also just pick up. >> Wow. >> Yeah. He's he's he's a good friend like that. >> But if he's in the middle of uh getting sucked off, he probably won't pick up the phone. It'd be whack of me to be like, "Hello, [laughter] >> sick." >> You know what I mean? Like, dude, >> hey, dude. That's the thing the guy did. Hey, I'm with Joe. [laughter] >> He knows Joe. He He laughs at Joe a lot. >> Like, dude, I was I was outside. I said, hey, remember, [laughter] >> I drove BY. I SAID, "WHAT'S UP?" >> I'm going to be vulnerable for a second and ask if he's a Steve head and please be Please let me be vulnerable and ask that. >> Uh, he's cool with you. He's a Joe head. He's a Joe head. >> Joe head. >> He's a Joe head. How do you know you met him? >> No, because that's what he said. He said he said that the Japanese guy, he's crazy. >> Yeah. Like everything about you don't
8:24 make sense to him and that's why he's about it. >> Because I'm the opposite. He has he has a lot of things to lose. I have nothing. [laughter] >> No, you have so much to lose. You just are fine [laughter] with it. >> He's fine with it. So that's different. >> We just did a video where you said no one wants to work with me. [laughter] Why won't all these popular Asians talk about me? >> That's why Jackson won't come here. [laughter] >> Everyone secretly loves us. >> He wants to is just his people would never allow it if they're if they have any ability in their brains. >> But that's why we're we're [laughter] different and he can appreciate this is because I have no people to tell me. >> Nice. >> Be careful, Joe. >> True. Yeah, [laughter] that's true. >> We try sometimes. >> No, DUDE. YOU EGG ME ON. >> NO, >> YOU EGG ME ON. >> That's true. That's true. I'm sorry. I do. >> You egg me on. You are the biggest supporter. ████ yourself, Joe. ████
9:15 yourself. Harder. Harder. Harder. [laughter] >> He's right. I can't deny it. >> It's for you, though. >> We do it for you. What is this? >> Okay. It's so we can sell ads against you talking about jacking off. >> Yeah, jack off ads. >> Hell yeah. This video is brought to you by him. [laughter] Your dick don't work no more. >> Mine does. >> What about the >> What about the fans that like Remember when fans started coming up to you saying, "F███ hinges." [laughter] Did you want to push them away? They say that in real life. >> Yeah. >> No, they do to me, too. >> There was a guy that took a whole dance class, remember? And at the end, he went, "F█████." [laughter] >> No. No. It was worse. He he said about like jaw walkies or something like that. >> Oh, ████ No. He like put up a bro. No. [laughter] >> Wait. That means he Wait, that means he rides. >> No. No. If you really ride, you're saying ████ hinges. That's a rider.
10:05 >> So autistic. >> If you do, but if you say ████ jab walkies, you're a rider, but you don't really get it. Yeah, then you're an idiot. >> You don't get it. Yeah, it's like the guy who we just did a video and this guy's like, "Well, Steve thinks he's awesome at Halo." And I'm like, >> "That's my favorite s███." >> I love that ████ Good for that guy. >> Somebody just commented on the recent video and said, "I wonder if Steve can take it as much as he dishes it out, [laughter] >> brother. I've been taking it since I was ████ 8 years old, homie." >> But I want to preserve that understanding of you as much as possible. >> No, I do, too. Uh, okay. Mine is It's It's so me and Shane Dawson buddies, right? And I was so green to the game of tuber scumness that I remember it's one of those things where it's like you know that you have access to a person and this person the fan is saying can you get me an autograph and I'm like of
10:55 course that's so easy. I'm like I see this guy like every weekend. >> So I'm like yeah I'll do that. And then I remember doing it and I remember it being just such a pain in my ass to get everybody in the friend group to sign this stupid ████ poster that he gave to me to have everyone sign. >> Uhhuh. >> And then I had to mail it to this kid or whatever. >> Holy ████ Wow. >> Yeah. And I And by the end of it, I was just like, "F███ this kid, man. Like I can't believe, [laughter] you know what I mean?" Like >> asking so much. >> Like I just was like, "What? I have to get like the whole friend group to sign this thing." And then I remember when I handed it to Shane for him to sign. It's not like he thought like ████ this kid or ████ this moment. It was just sort of like okay, you know what I mean? And then I got like oh this isn't normal. Like we don't do this normally, right? And I was like okay so like I'm probably never doing this again ever but like this is a wer. And so I'm like for the
11:47 stranger it's a wer and like never again. And then I realized like, okay, you like instead of like you don't do access to friends, you do you close doors for friends. But I didn't know that. I actually thought I was riding for my friend by giving him access to a fan. But instead, what you tr what you have to do is close the door for your friend. I didn't know. >> To protect their space. >> Exactly. To protect their space. And >> cuz now they don't trust you. >> That's exactly it. They're like, "Is this how it's going to be?" >> You're just an extension of fans. That sucks. Yeah. >> Or And for all he knows, the kid gave me 500 bucks or something. >> Yeah. You should be an extension of the friend, not the fan. >> That's it. You You have to ride for the friend. But it but and I think that tacitly too in a I was 25 way. >> Sure. Yeah. >> I was just like, you know, this is the right thing to do. >> She's trying to be cool, >> right? But then trying to be cool to get
12:38 Curry to Curry favor with a fan >> instead of just like riding for your friend, I think it's ████ up. >> Like it's different if that's your fan for your ████ >> That's it. >> Yeah. And you even get your dick sucked. >> Didn't get my dick sucked. Nothing. You know, a cool way we can end this, there's a I checked in the inbox for the JK page and there was like an old like years and years old uh a message from this girl that asked if we could do a shout out for her boyfriend. It's like so old. >> Are they still even together then? >> And then I asked I was like, "Hey, sorry I'm getting this message mad late. Are you guys still together?" And she's like, "Yeah." I responded right away. She's like, "Yeah, I am. That'd be great if you could do it." His name's Luis. >> All right, >> let's say hi to Luis. And it's in the episode, too. What up, Lou? >> What up, Louis? What up, Louise? >> What up, dude? Keep sucking that wee wee. >> We heard you're gay. We love you, man. We don't care that you're gay. You're awesome. >> This is in the video. This is in the the whole video. >> I didn't mean Louise. I meant the girl
13:29 suck Louise's wei. >> Oh, I thought you said the game. [laughter] >> I thought you you were talking about him sucking himself off. >> No, no, no. >> He definitely called Luis gay. Yeah, you called him gay, dude. >> You made him gay >> in the whole video. >> Luis wanted this video. >> This isn't even on Patreon. >> You said Luis took yoga lessons so he could suck himself off. >> That's what you said. No, I don't I don't even know that >> Lu got his rib cage removed so we could suck his ████ dick off deep throw style. >> Thanks, bro. [laughter] >> Cool. >> All right, now that we cut, ████ Lu. Huh?
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