0:00 Is it possible to find someone who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs without them being Mormon? >> I mean, is that like that me and Nick right now, right? >> Really? >> No, I do some drugs sometimes. Uh well, I don't do drugs. I don't do drugs anymore. I don't drink and I don't smoke. >> You're pretty You're practically Mormon, though. >> Is that rare though to find a guy like that's single, though? Cuz they're trying to find a guy not just to find a guy like to be with, like a guy to date, yeah. >> Uh that's really tough. >> Yeah. >> Is that kind of guy rare, do you feel, Bree? >> Um at this age, maybe not. >> Maybe not. >> In I think 20s, early 30s, maybe. Yeah. >> Cuz it's Yeah, it's so like part of the social culture to drink and have fun and whatever. So, like it's like
0:51 >> full sober or like not really drink, but like I mean, maybe like a couple beers a year because of a and thing. It was on Reddit and like forget the Mormon thing, obviously. This This girl was really saying she doesn't she can't find any guy who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs. >> I think it's also regional, too. Cuz I feel like the more of a small town you are, the more everybody drinks and smokes. Or if you're Like if you're >> do ████ drink and smoke. >> Yeah, like if you have a hard day job, you're probably going to like be more down to drink and smoke at the end of your shifts. Um and I feel like in California or LA specifically, that's where you hear more of the people that like, "Oh, I'm actually taking my health journey seriously and I'm not going to be doing that stuff." >> But even that that's for that's only a limited time for a lot of people, too. >> What kind of a setting do you think you could possibly find a guy like this? But
1:41 let's say that like like not that everyone's going to be like that, but what's the highest likelihood that he might be in a place like this? >> Is it a never done it before or now doesn't do it? >> I think it's a now doesn't >> Cuz you know you know that one at town square? Where's that store where they sell all like like Warhammer 40,000 and [laughter] like the you know Lord Karn and stuff like that. I bet you those guys probably don't do a lot of Yeah, I don't think they do a lot of drinking or smoking. >> You know what? I live by a place like that and they don't do that. They don't do that. >> Yeah, like the big ones. >> They're very >> The magic ones. >> [snorts] >> Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm a nerd. I play magic cards. >> But still looks like an attractive guy you'd like to date. >> Oh, well, yeah. Okay, never mind. >> Good luck, pal. You guys know straight edge culture? >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Finding a straight edge guy. Someone that's into hardcore >> rock concerts that are like >> cuz they don't they purposely don't do any of those things. >> But they're spinning back kicking people
2:31 at the ████ concerts, though. >> Cool that they got tattoos and they're wearing like Chucks or Vans or whatever. >> edge culture. That's actually >> Yeah, that might be where they find them, but they look like they do every drug in the world. >> They look loony, but they don't do any. >> Oh, but you don't like the look? >> I think the gym. >> The gym? >> Yeah. Athletes. >> yeah. Most people working out now, they don't drink or smoke. >> But what if they're vaping? Does that count? >> Yeah, that counts. >> They're blowing it in between sets. >> Also though, like for a girl hypothetically who might be looking for that type of guy, you might not find like perfectly you know? They might like occasionally do this or that, but if they love you, they'll quit for you. >> You think so? >> Yeah. >> That's very hopeful. I don't know, dude. >> If you're not If it's not a part of your If it's not a part of your identity, you know what I mean? If you just kind of barely do it here and there >> But that's That's always a good way to
3:21 start a relationship. We just got together, stop doing your lifestyle for me. >> I'll date you if >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> If they love you. >> Yeah, I know, but like, you know, like when you first when you first start a relationship, I feel like that's a bad way to go, you know? >> That's a long time for that to kick in. >> Is this one of those things where where she's looking in the wrong place type thing? So like let's say >> She's going to the club. >> Maybe there's a ton of people that don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, but they're all 5'6" and she's like, "I don't see any of these guys." And they're all around her. Right? Versus like >> That >> probably likely. >> Yeah. Likely. Yeah. >> Like or she's like every like every like 6-ft ████ dime piece I see is always puffing on something. >> Cuz guys or girls, I feel like the single ones, they're they're always looking for the home run. I'm like, "Bro, you're you're never
4:11 >> You got to pull up there and be like, "Damn, like I don't drink or smoke anything." >> [laughter] >> Shut up. >> Or smoke or do drugs? >> But I'm miss. I'm doing good. >> to ask like for a woman to for a woman to ask for these three things. No drugs, no smoking, no alcohol. >> I don't think it's enough to ask, but I think it's too much to ask when they put on the nonverbal things that she like if you bring out a guy like that like Herjit or whatever. They're like, "Whoa, what I meant was not like that guy. I was just talking about the 6-ft blue-eyed guy that doesn't do those three." >> Who has like >> Okay. >> Yeah. And they're like, "Okay, now like if we're being really realistic I think >> Who lives in my area and similar like family background and religion or something. >> Yeah. >> And he works for a national park and
5:02 ████ feeds turtles and like, "Dude, that's crazy." >> to the gym, stays super fit, and has like a six-pack. >> For the good-looking guys that you know that don't do any of those things, what's where do they usually where can you find them normally? >> I don't know anybody that does that. >> [laughter] >> Like they all kind of do a little something nowadays. You know? >> Yeah, I don't know anybody that doesn't do all three. >> It's like I know buddies who've been like, "Bro, I'm not drinking, I'm not smoking, but I'm doing a little mushrooms for a while." You know, like >> I'm microdosing. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm microdosing now. I'm like, "Okay, all right, cool." You know? >> It feels like It feels like there's always a version of like an extremity when it comes to that. Good or bad. So it's like if I'm like this person is like, "Oh, I'm not drinking." Probably came because like you just ████ up because you drank too much and did some wild ████ that you regret right now. Or like or on the
5:53 better side is like oh, I'm not drinking because they they're doing some crazy athletic journey and taking some gangster ████ serious on a whole different level. So, either way there's some version of extremity when it comes to somebody who's like I don't do this for this reason versus just just I drink from time to a little bit. >> I think there's there has to be a give or take cuz that's those are pretty hard stances. So, maybe she does meet the guy that does those three and he goes, "Yeah, you know, like I used to be a molester. I don't molest anymore. And I also don't drink and smoke on Tuesdays. >> [laughter] >> I I learned my lesson in jail. You cool with me? You know, it's like >> [laughter] >> That's a funny ass conversation to have. I don't molest anymore, but >> [laughter] >> Is it easier to find women that don't do these things all three than guys?
6:45 >> Oh, yeah. >> Drink is the toughest one I think though. No? >> I think people are quitting now though like more than ever. >> Really? Oh, well, yeah. >> Well, you're starting, but >> I have yet to fully start. >> But women are you you run into way more women that don't do that are like naturally straight edge than guys, right? >> Yeah. >> I think finding these dudes you got to find like full commitment guys. >> Oh. >> Like a ████ Olympian or >> Their identity that they don't, huh? >> Super athlete or maybe they're trying to be astronaut and they get their piss tested all the time. Then it makes sense why they don't do any of those things, but people doing all of those on their own accord it's like it's kind of hard to find that I think. But and those guys exist, but that chick better be a ████ bombshell. Like what what are you going for? You're going for the gold, honey. >> Yeah. >> She has to find a drug tested athlete.
7:35 >> Things where like let's say that let's say that she's not, right? Let's say she's not a bombshell. Say she's like a I don't know, four. But all she wants is to find another four that's doesn't do the same doesn't have the same, you know >> yeah, they're out there. >> I'm a four, but I'm married. Is that okay with her? Is that okay? Is she okay? Is she cool with that? >> If it's a four, then you go to [laughter] the the nerd the nerd shop. >> Yeah, go to the nerd shop. >> Uh Dungeons and Dragons. >> But they're sweet. They're cool. They're cool dudes. >> dudes. They just might want to ████ classifying it as nerd shop. >> They're going to play for a while. >> is they're going to they're going to get more excited over the ████ drawings more than they will you if you're a four. >> That's not true though. That's not true. They might be. >> You don't know that. Come on, dude. >> I know it. I'm a bit of a nerd. >> You used to be of that specific type of nerd? >> I didn't go to those shops and play
8:25 Magic the Gathering. >> But you had Magic the Gathering? >> But I I bet you at that age if I could afford it, I might have. >> [laughter] >> It's open play, dude. You should come by. It's a good time. >> I was like 14. ████ off. >> Like totally wrong about that assumption. What if those guys are like drinking and smoking and doing drugs and all? >> Absolutely fair too. I could be completely wrong. >> But they're just hanging out with each other, you know? >> For all of my life and walking everywhere, I'm just I don't smell it on them, so I don't know. >> Oh, there's that. Yeah. >> dudes in my Boy Scout troop that were heavy into Magic. Like when we do when we're going camping, they're the ones that would pull them out and play on the picnic table while everyone else is like doing dumb things. They for sure do not drink or smoke. >> [laughter] >> You know, I'm like they want to be sharp. They're trying to win the game. >> Okay. >> Yeah, they're not saying Okay, so Boy Scouts, yeah, that's one. >> Chess player.
9:15 >> Oh. >> So go to like Central Park where they're like all playing and >> Like a pro pro chess player? >> Are they? >> They might be on Adderall. If they're playing if they're all like trying to play a four-hour game >> I think those guys are on drugs. >> Or they're really autistic though. >> The best guys are autistic. >> Yeah. I think they're on drugs. >> And that's in any sport though. Don't get it twisted. >> The best people of any sport are autistic. >> All the best jiu jitsu guys. >> [laughter] >> I got my ass kicked by 18-year-old autistic kid the other day. >> Tom Brady's autistic? >> Autistic. >> I think they are I think I think the top athletes all are Yeah, they're all autistic. >> Cuz it doesn't make like even Kobe, does it make sense to shoot free throws for like 2 hours a day every single ████ day before and after practice? That's not normal, dude. >> All autistics are champions? >> Or all champions are autistic. >> They're all Mamba mentality. >> Yeah, all champions >> These are the highest level of autists. >> are autistic, but not all autistics are
10:05 champions. >> All autistics are champions. >> I think Kobe was a hybrid to you guys today. >> Was he? Cuz he's kind of like >> Cuz he coined it. He coined a term for it. You know what I mean? >> So everybody at Hybrid Jiu-Jitsu is autistic? >> Not all of them, but the couple guys, yeah, they're autistic. >> Term he coined? >> Mamba mentality. I feel like you're truly autistic, you do it for the love of the game. You don't like make a a moniker for it. Yeah, you don't make up a word. >> that was that was PR so that people could forget that he had just screwed this other chick. >> Oh, it was? >> See, then proves my point exactly. >> tactic? >> Proves my point. >> Look at the timing. Mamba mentality when he was when he was when he was going through all of that it was the worst time of his entire career, his season, all of it. He changes his number, he starts Mamba mentality. >> Yeah. >> Changes the mask, right? Remember he got the mask for a little bit. >> And then he gets goated. He goes on the the the goat run cuz he'd already won.
10:57 But so he was good. >> got power, right? >> And then he went into the goat conversation. >> Has this chick down with someone that's going to cheat on her and then Mamba mentality to the next level. >> Hard work person >> autistic. Perseverance. >> Yeah, okay. So I guess what we've arrived at is some How easy can women find a guy who doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs? Has the Mamba mentality. Is is an NBA player. >> Not a monk. >> Oh, hey, maybe Muslim guy. >> Muslim guy? >> Guy. >> A lot of Muslim guys I know >> [laughter] >> they drink and smoke, though. They drink and smoke. >> Yeah, see see >> a lot, actually. >> See, [laughter] you know, you know what? Uh Yeah, I don't know. >> I was thinking Khabib, but I was like that's only Khabib. That's only Khabib. >> And he's probably autistic, too. >> he's already just in the athlete category we already cleared. We didn't [laughter] need to bring in that part.
11:47 He said Muslim guy. >> He's not He's not Mormon, but he's Muslim. Are you going to be okay with that? Most Muslims I know drink, yeah. >> Yeah, all right. Just do it in private. >> Bacon sometimes, too. They do. >> So, it's like the best bet is to ma'am, if you're reading this or watching this, you're going to have to go to the nerd shop. That's pretty much the place with the highest likelihood. >> The water testing pool. >> Comic convention. >> Oh, there you go, yeah. >> Yeah, I don't know about that anymore. >> Oh, it got too popular. They got too popular. This is a money grab now. >> Yeah, those dudes are for sure drink drink smoking. >> A lot of crypto bros went that direction, too. They're doing kratom. You got your your Logan Paul's in that scene. >> Yeah, it might be compromised, but the nerd shop, the hardcore Warhammer 40,000 40K Yeah, that's where you need to go.
12:38 Sorry we couldn't help you. And editor, please don't forget his face when he said Muslim. Thank [laughter] you. Maybe day traders, day traders. Still suggesting.
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