0:00 All right, this is a story that I'm going to need Haley's help on because I was too chicken to watch this video, but she's not and saw it. So, you're going to have to do the physical explanation of what happened TO THE >> OH MY GOD! [screaming] I WAS hoping you were going to bring this up, dude. Okay. >> Okay. >> It >> Perez Hilton. >> Yeah, okay. THIS IS PEREZ HILTON. >> WHAT? I THOUGHT HE WAS FAT. >> HE was previously. So, when I was in high school, like that was Perez Hilton's heyday and I spent my entire junior and senior year like on perezhilton.com like looking at all his outrages like yeah, the drawings on all the things and calling everyone fat when he was bigger than like three of them combined. So, Perez has a terrible backstory. I will say preface he's going through it. He is going through it. He's clearly mentally unstable. So, I don't want to be like too too mean although he does deserve it. So, back in the day that's who he was celebrity blogger, you know, all that. >> Recently this week he went live on Tik
0:51 Tok and lost his god damn mind. He was covered in his own blood. He was slicing himself like a Thanksgiving turkey like >> Like real. >> Real. >> On Tik Tok live. >> We saw that video that went, you know, viral that caused a whole, you know, Mr. got killed video like this was worse. This was the worst thing. >> Talking about Charlie Kirk. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't want to say his name. I didn't know. I didn't know how to say Worse than Charlie Kirk and harder to find. It was outrage It was so uncomfortable to watch and then so people like called, you know, police to his house and everything and but he recently was going through like sepsis sepsis and all this stuff. So, like some like mental or sorry physical complications that allowed people like he lost his mind However, me and my conspiracy theorist brain, he also recently got caught up in the Blake Lively Justin Baldini like do you know that the intimacy coordinator
1:41 on the film >> Remember the scandal with the movie? Yeah. >> Yeah, so he recently got caught up in that and he like went on the news and was like, "I'm a journalist and we need to protect our sources and I was like you're not a journalist." He also though he moved to Vegas like a few years back and he really wanted to be like a Vegas influencer so he was at all the things and he was tagging the account that I worked for at the time at Vegas in everything and anything. I was like, "If this guy could just go away. I'm not going to share your stuff, dude. Just like go away." But yeah, he was slicing himself. >> of @vegas? >> No. >> Cuz I was like, "What if I start tagging you?" >> [laughter] >> You got to slice yourself up pretty good. >> Yeah. No, no, no. >> Okay, okay. >> So I guess people were wondering how it was even allowed to be on on TikTok live. >> He audibly said, "I can't believe TikTok hasn't like shut this down yet." >> And then TikTok said according to some type of moderator error they're calling it, it was able to be up for 20 minutes.
2:31 >> That's a really long time, dude. >> To be slicing yourself? >> Slice and he was covered head to toe in what looks like his own blood. Like he's >> He was accepting collabs all throughout like people were calling or like being added onto the screen and they were just pleading with him to stop. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it looks gnarly. So you think if someone live stream a shooting or whatever like it'll take quite some time until TikTok catches wind of it and shuts it down? >> I talked to someone who worked at TikTok and it was their job to be a moderator. Like when things would come through to shut things down and they said they're pretty good at it and it was a real human being at the time anyway that was like actively doing it. So that was my follow-up question though was like, "Okay, what about the Charlie Kirk video? Why did that take so god damn long?" And this one is hard to find. >> So out of a scale of 1 to 10, how how much do you regret watching that video? >> I won't say I regret it cuz I like to be in the know. Like I would I like to know
3:21 better than not know. >> Well, how bad of a video was it? 1 to 10. >> It's imprinted in my brain, bro. It's at like a nine. Like not >> Cuz all the comments I could see of anyone who did watch it regrets watching it. And they're like, "Don't look at it." >> How much worse could it be? Would it would be like his guts coming out? >> slicing himself and he was like, "This is for my kids." And like >> Sounds like a samurai to me. >> Dude, it was it was it was something. And he was like, "Uh." LIKE IT WAS >> OH. >> IT WAS BAD. >> Isn't that crazy on TikTok? >> also he's like he has a constant need for attention. >> Right. So part of me almost wants to be like don't give him any more attention. You clearly need to take some time away from the spotlight, sir. Like what the hell, man? >> And he has three kids. Like him and his partner they have three kids. >> I THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY. >> They are. >> Oh, adopted? >> Surrogacy kids, yeah. But they were
4:12 luckily they weren't home at the time. Um >> Where is he now? Is he like locked up somewhere? >> moved. I think I might be wrong, but I think this happened in Miami cuz he was in Vegas and then he officially was like I'm leaving Las Vegas and I was like good. >> He gave up on being Yeah, cuz you never would post HIS STUFF. >> NO. NO. PEREZ HILTON, NO. I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID to Britney and I won't let you live it down. Who also was on video dancing with knives, how ironic. >> Yeah. >> There you go. Yeah, so here's I'm going to list you a bunch of stuff cuz you're probably not as familiar with why so many people don't like this guy. >> I remember when he was I remember when he was fat. That's what I remember. >> So here's a here's a bunch of reasons why you shouldn't feel sorry for him. >> [laughter] >> So back in his heyday when he had his his vlog his blog site it was about a lot about celebrity gossip and stuff. He would publish lots of upskirt photos of celebrities. He had there was a point where he posted a seven It was when Miley Cyrus was 17. She was like a photo of her exiting a
5:02 car. He photoshopped it so it looked like she didn't have panties. Um he would bully, stalk, harass multiple celebs. He even outed them against their will. He mocked the um He mocked a lot of celebs struggling mental health. He ridiculed the children of celeb celebrities including Bruce Willis's kids, Adam Sandler's kids. In 2009 this is where I really was like this guy's ████ up. Uh you know you remember Lily Allen, the singer? UK. So um he published a headline that said Lily Allen plus motherhood equals disaster. Um because Lily Allen was expressing she wanted kids after having a miscarriage a year before. So basically just dunking on her even harder. When Heath Ledger passed away, he started selling shirts with Heath Ledger's face on it and the caption said, "Why couldn't it be Britney?" >> What the ████
5:53 >> Yeah. >> He's just a scumbag all >> Carmically, people are like, "Oh, give this guy like whatever the ████ you can throw at this deck." >> What was his claim to fame that >> He was a guy He had a gossip page. >> Yeah, it was perezhilton.com. So, before social media >> 2008 2008 2009 was when he was like really Yeah. >> was front row at the VMAs. Like he was he was out there out there doing the things, but recently on his like health journey and everything, too, he started posting a lot about like religion and finding Jesus and stuff like that. Yeah, and so a lot of people are saying there's like a spiritual angle here with like, "Oh, he found goodness, so all of his badness is like catching up to him." And so he's just lost it. >> Yeah, cuz he did later on like try to apologize for a bunch of those individual incidents. That was a >> Yeah, ████ You're just MAD LIKE WE DON'T PARTAKE IN THAT CULTURE anymore and you're trying to stay at the final >> Cuz it kind of expired that like tone of like, you know, >> Of just being outrageously mean? >> Or like kind of like the dirty.com. I
6:44 don't know if you guys remember that website, the dirty, but it was a thing where people could post gossip that they knew about other people. It was like a online slam book in like 2008. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Same deal. I think that kind of stuff just kind of expired. But like this fool still want to be famous, so they're like bringing up like, "Oh, but what about all this ████ Why were you like this? Why were you like that?" >> Yeah, he has a desperate need to be famous with no talent. >> [laughter] >> I don't I never understood that. Like how come so many people work so hard and just try to get attention, but like >> Cuz they didn't get enough attention as a child. >> Oh, cuz I mean like I mean artists, that's what they do. They don't get attention, so they like channel it through a skill. >> Plus like he was one of those people that would always leak nudes of people. So like, you know, like sometimes it's like it's an ethics conversation of like, "Is this worth doing to somebody?" But he would boom, just >> How does he get all this like first
7:34 window access to all these nudes? >> Well, he was pretty connected, I feel like, cuz even I would see him backstage when I was doing a bunch of shows, too. He even would go to ABDC. He would get press passes to ████ Like back then he was part of the ecosystem. I think people were feeding stuff to him, maybe even selling information to him. >> Yeah, cuz it wasn't really popular for guys I think, but it was really big. Like I think a lot of >> So he was like the ultimate >> ultimate paparazzi guy. >> Yeah, and plus he would also >> It was like paparazzi TMZ, but like the first social media star to do it. >> I see. >> And he was like almost physically attaching himself to certain celebrities. Like Gaga. >> His name is Perez Hilton. >> He was like there, present, physically there. I remember seeing him in the back of Wango Tango, you know, the Kiss FM concert, and he was in Lady Gaga's entourage. And I was like, that's that
8:25 ████ guy. So he's actually at the places that, you know, like he's not just a guy in his house on the website, yeah. He's like a socialite in a way. >> So he had insider >> He had insider stuff, which is, you know, that's good and bad, you know what I mean? But most of the time people liked that he was there to bring people down or make fun of people, you know. >> That was his role. That was his role. >> Yeah, a totally different time, but I just can't believe he's on live slicing himself up. >> And like his so his like it's it's cuz you know, I went searching for the video, so then I had to find it on Facebook by the way, which is how you know they were trying to hide it. And what and so now like all this Perez Hilton stuff is popping up on my Facebook and like him and his team like issued like a you know, statement or apology whatever, but I'm like and you had to like click to go to it somewhere, so I'm like I I smell a scheme here. I'm not sure he's probably mentally, but like follow the money. >> Yeah, it doesn't add up.
9:15 >> Yeah. >> Well, it feels like it's it's just another opportunity now. >> Yeah, or Blake Lively got to him. Either way, either way, either way. >> Yeah, and people are like kind of scoffing at the idea that his website says respect the privacy at this time or something. >> YEAH, CUZ YOU HAVE RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S PRIVACY. DUDE, THE UPSKIRT SHOTS were a huge thing, dude. I remember like ah. >> Upskirt shots were a huge thing, yeah. You like upskirt You're Japanese? >> I know it's a part of my culture and everything, but what I don't understand is most of his fan base were girls and gay guys. What's the appeal for a female to look at upskirt? >> Maybe the shame of it or the embarrassment. Cuz they were all about It was like a big slam book online. >> Yeah, I'm sure the dudes were the ones looking at it >> the upskirt too, but it's got to be fair and square. >> What's fair and square? >> Well, like if it's consensual, >> purposely doing it, that's ████ up,
10:06 but if it's like by accident You're getting out of a taxi. >> Yeah. That's not You don't like that? >> Not if you're there on purpose. >> I won't get on an escalator if a guy gets behind me. If I'm in a skirt If I'm in a skirt. >> You'll just wait? >> Because if you're on an escalator and a guy gets behind you >> But you're going to hold the line up. There's going to be 50 guys behind you. >> I'll wait. The thing keeps moving. >> What if you grab the skirt from behind and cover it like that? >> [laughter] >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU MAKE a little Yeah, pull it from behind. >> Pull what from behind? >> The The skirt. [laughter] >> OH, PULL IT LIKE A YEAH, SHOW ME A DEMONSTRATION. There you go. Hey, I got a better idea. It's called a skort. It's when there's shorts underneath. >> [laughter] >> But I like where you're going with that. You're just grabbing a bodysuit. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. The little with a little clip on it, yeah. That's That's a no-go? >> Doesn't work? >> No. >> That might attract more attention. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> They might have a Japanese shoe. >> Oh, yeah. >> You know what the camera with a toe is?
10:56 As a girl, it's very Isn't it very easy to forget that like, oh ████ I'm in a skirt? >> Yes, I guess so. But I mean, with the breeze and everything, you're kind of constantly reminded, but >> Cuz if for some reason, it's like every celebrity has one of those >> upskirt shot Well, cuz it was it was like when they were getting out of a car specifically, right? Cuz you kind of have to Yeah. So, you'd see like their security and stuff like holding like binders or something to like cover it. >> Like I remember Lindsay Lohan had one like weekly. >> Yeah, no, she really did, yeah. She really, really did. >> She might have done it on purpose. I think she gets out I think she gets out of the car LIKE THAT. >> ABOUT LILO LIKE THAT. SHE IS AN ICON. WE WERE SO mean to her. She didn't deserve it. >> Hey, she's She came back, though. >> I know, she came back hot and rich and like owning whatever country she moved to. I forget where she moved to and she was like a DJ and yeah, she got her ████ together. >> She's a DJ? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, she got her ████ together. >> Not not so much Amanda Bynes though, huh? >> Oh. >> Oh, she looks bad.
11:47 >> Yeah. Dude, don't be like Perez Hilton. >> Yeah. >> How about her bad >> Let's talk about HER MENTAL HEALTH FIRST HERE. GOD, I KNOW that's a sad one. I love I loved Amanda Bynes as a kid, dude. She was so funny and so outrageous and then yeah, they they did her dirty. >> She's the man. >> They She's probably got some secrets that I would love to know. >> Oh, I know. Is she still bald? No, she's got some hair. >> I think she like she constantly changes the color of it. She's got pierced She like shaved her eyebrows off. >> All those child stars are ████ up. >> I I do feel for them, yeah. They didn't have any kind of normal life at all, you know. >> Hilary Duff made it. Hilary Duff made it. >> Hilary Duff, whatever she did, that should be Zendaya seems pretty chill so far. >> So far, so good. So far, so good. >> See what happens after. It's always after the fame. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Oh. Justin? He's good. Justin Timberlake. >> Is he over here right now? [laughter] JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS NOT GOOD. Justin
12:37 Timberlake is not good. In the past year, he's been arrested for DUI. Britney's memoir came out and revealed he has a small pee-pee and also was like a terrible ████ person. Yeah, and then remember when he got pulled over and he was like, "This is going to ruin the tour." And the officer was like, "I don't even know who you are." >> He's like, "WHAT? WHAT?" >> YEAH. >> WAIT, he revealed that his own pee-pee is small? >> No, in Britney's memoir. Yeah. >> I have a small pee-pee. >> Yeah. No. >> But then I heard Cry Me a River and that's about how Britney cheated on him. Is it? >> It is about how Britney cheated on him, but there's like all this other stuff where like they had like a an abortion that like she didn't want to have. Like there's all kinds of moving pieces and parts there and he was not very kind to her. He He hired a chick that looked just like her for the music video. Like he just no. >> Are you a Britney fan? You're saying like that is >> I used to work Britney's show here in Vegas. Yeah, I am a big Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Britney fan. Big Britney fan,
13:27 yeah. >> Are you Backstreet fan, too? >> I worked their show as well for a little bit. Yeah, and I was a Backstreet girly over 'N Sync. Yeah. >> Ah, okay. Yeah, then ████ Justin Timberlake. >> ████ [laughter] that guy. >> I like I like him cuz he watches JK News and he worked with Timbaland. >> Well, oh my god, did you see Timbaland's video this week? >> No. >> I don't know if it was at Lollapalooza or what, but he performed What's that song? Oh, you don't need to >> Oh god, YES. AND HE'S JUST SAYING THAT AD-LIB? >> NELLY FURTADO WAS NOT THERE. NELLY FURTADO WAS NOT THERE, but Timbaland was there. No, yeah, you know his part on the song, right? >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> THAT'S THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE. SO, THEY HAVE NELLY FURTADO'S VOICE track playing. She's not there and it's Timbaland. >> Yeah, live. That's all he did. And it didn't even look like it was a self-aware humor. It looked like he was really just to collect the check or something. >> I loved every second of it. >> And people just All you see are just heads of people just staring at him
14:17 like, "Is this for real?" >> Yeah, it was amazing. Best performance ever. >> That's how you know you made it, man. >> [laughter]
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