0:00 Here we go, fellas. Uh, we're gonna try to show you a little bit of something. If you can read that. www.carefulboys.com. >> Oh, yeah. >> All right. Player players. >> So, >> dude, the Twin Towers is so good. >> Can't believe you used that photo. You're crazy for that. >> Pretty sick, >> dude. You fully embraced it, huh? >> This is a completely fan-made site. Uh, it's just been a long time. If you guys haven't thought about it, this is actually our fifth year anniversary of the Careful Boys. >> Wow. >> 21, dude. >> Holy ████ >> Since 2021. Uh, and it's been kind of a long journey. And, you know, I just started messing around and wanted to start consolidating the history of the Careful Boys. And then
0:50 >> one obsessive night later, I started just going down a rabbit hole and now we have carefulboys.com. Cuz first I was like, "What? >> I wonder if that s███'s available." So then I bought it. >> Sick, dude. That's ████ sick. >> I can't believe some Indian guy wasn't sitting on it. >> Thank you. Thank you, Anthony. >> Made this for the fans because I was just like, "Yo, what's just kind of a tight way to like consolidate a lot of things, especially if people I'm like, what is the Careful Boys era? Who are we? What do we do?" Type stuff, right? So this is the official home of the JK News cast. This is Careful Boys, two founders, three hosts, one black belt, bootleg podcast, real receipts. All right. So, as you go down on the ticker, what I really like is uh I've gotten it so that uh I'm getting my basically my agent to transcribe every single video as it's uploaded every night. >> Holy ████ >> And then at the end of the week, it's
1:40 going to go through and find the most liked comment that is not a really stupid not safe for work type of situation. And then the cool thing about it is I'll put the comment of the week in a ticker. So, the most recent one is Tao's first episode should be why I left JK. So good >> by Sriracha. It's got over 138 likes right now. >> So whatever they comment, there's a chance that it'll go up there. >> That's awesome. >> The cool part about it is it'll go into a tab that I call the Hall of Fame. >> So it'll show the current champ of the week, but then it'll be logged into the vault. So for the rest of eternity. >> Cool. >> So cool. >> That's great for fans. >> Yeah. Last time when we were talking about a Sububin video, top comment was like, "Broing like he went to fight in Iran." That was one of my corners, I think. >> Yeah. So, it I'm just going to forever log an archive of people's top comments
2:30 for the week. >> Wow, that's so tight. >> Just for the fans. >> That's so cool. >> Yeah, it was Andre. >> That's a really That's a good idea. >> For here it goes. Are you new to the boys? Careful is the home of the JK News cast. If you found his rotating table and 4,800 plus episodes of saying the quiet part out loud, you don't start at number one. Start where it came from, then you'll get to the rest. So, this will be like the one of our most viral clips, the phonetically Asian. And then obviously hearing Nick with the crooked noise. >> Yeah, dude. Crazy ass Nick. >> You can follow on Instagram and then you go down and this will automatically every night pull up our most recent videos. >> But here's here's the crazy part. I'm transcribing every single one of them, which means that we'll get to a point where you can go into something I call a show brain. So, a fan could be like, um,
3:20 what's that bit about say >> ████? >> Okay, let's just try something else. >> Oh, okay. >> Uh, give me give me a bit. Let's say uh let's say people want to learn about buying the plane. >> Ah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buy the plane. >> You hear by the plane, right? So, if I type in buy the plane and press show me proof right here, right? >> Show me proof. evidence is all the videos like should planes size up to fit fatter people the air India plane car every video that talks about us buying the plane >> will be listed here and then they can go to those >> that's like our own Google >> yeah it is holy ████ >> it's great way to um you know like if when we sell merch so that people don't go what is that bit on the shirt >> and they could just like find out >> you mean when we sell merch on the merch shelf
4:11 >> sick >> that's really good that looks Great. >> Well, the cool part is there's Easter eggs that I put into the site for our fans. So, one of my unnecessary favorites is a very small link under shop merch labs. It says, "Check this out." And then if you click it, it's just a bunch of badass girls wearing >> Wow. >> What the heck? All the models. Yeah, dude. >> Let's go. >> A Kiara's on there, too. Heck yeah. >> You know what I'm saying, >> dude? That first one's really funny with the anime girls. >> Here's here's a cool part. I'll put for the cast right here. Um, what I really want to do, for example, is just like we all we all come here and we get to share, but we also know that everybody's got like their own, you know, hustle, their own lives and stuff like that. And so, I just figured, you know, we like, for example, like Nick, you know, we'll show a little bit of like where he's at, who he is, how he got here to JK, you
5:03 know, how he got to the table, his other brands and businesses, like you can you can visit NTE training, you can go to Lionhe Heart Jiu-Jitsu or fitness. Yeah, >> you can hear about like the lore about him, like why he won't tell us certain things. Um, the black belt stuff, >> you know, personal file, like kind of like some of the old videos that like really tell about his story. So, >> that is really extensive. Damn. >> That's so cool. >> That's really awesome. >> Just give our fans like a full home base. >> Yeah. >> Um, and something that matters to them. >> There's there's there's one Easter egg that I'll I'll never let Steve know, but it's in there. >> What the ████ specifically for Steve. >> Oh, goody. >> Um, this has to find it. >> I'm just going to ask your AI to tell me what it is. >> I already told him not to tell you. >> Oh, ████ >> This is a bonus feed so that obviously people know that you can you can sign up
5:53 for Patreon. Um, and you can unlock the fact that you can jump into the Discord that are members only and stuff like that as well. Just so basically just to let everybody know how they can connect with us. And then what I'm also working on is if you sign up right here, uh only when there's something worth sharing, uh I I'll send out a newsletter as well, which is kind of like new stuff that we might be doing or like the most interesting stuff that we've been at or just connecting with the fans basically. >> This is awesome, dude. >> You finally made a cool website and not just a gay birthday website. >> Yeah. >> Oh, is there is there a birthday ticker on this website? >> You got to you got to practice. What I'm doing things for practice, you know what I mean? Because when when it matters, it's got to be dope, right? >> Yeah. That's dope. It is dope. >> It's super dope. >> Super dope. >> If we ever want to try and be a legit business again, I have a tab that's like for partners that might want to, you know, if you uh
6:45 >> Oh, for sponsors and stuff. >> For sponsors, you know. >> Yeah, dude. >> Wow. With the metrics up there, too. That's freaking sick, dude. >> Because with another portal, you know, and another place, it's not like a v an ad just goes in that singular video. We can take that. >> I like this font you use, too. It's like, oh, English. >> That font looks dope. >> Yeah. So, let's talk. Email the boys right here. >> Here ye here. >> Yeah. Like Renfair ████ >> Yeah. So, that's that's basically what I Oh, and if you go into the actual cast subtab, then uh >> kind of looks like Godfather, too. You know, the >> you also see his part. >> Hey, >> finally did it. And this is Ryan's really well captioned. From now until our boneheaded cadaavvers are laid to rest, we'll be holding this vital symbol of the beloved JK News. Careful Boy's era. >> Who wrote Well, who wrote that? >> You wrote this. >> I didn't write that ████ did I? >> The legend of Bart's botched Fear
7:35 Everyone tattoo has been extended onto us and blessed with a greater meaning. Moving forward, we carry the burden of stupidity together. It's also a badge of proof that this channel doesn't betray audience loyalty or backs down from their word and probably is the best example of creators that didn't do something for the views. Cuz like, not that many people even care about this. Lol. Ah, >> we ride for the joke and we may thrive in absurdity, but let this gesture go horde in declaring Careful Boys as the greatest, most authentic, lowest viewed, highest rated, unapologetically imperfect, paleozoic, Jurassic, pseudointellectual, Coca-Cola classic era of JK News that truly gives a ████ about your life. >> It's tight. >> Wow. >> That's Dang, you're kind of a cool guy. >> Captions sound like AI. >> This is sick, man. >> AI can never write that, dude. And then also of course eventually as I keep
8:25 building out this is the cast but I'll have this little link that says six at the table tap a face for the file and the friends who are family. I've got people like Subin David so Jason Chenny Tim Bonosa Colleen Jesus Chappelle Tatiana Gucci K like wow >> that's tight. >> You should have can deleting footage. I should just delete can. That's so sick, man. >> ████ yeah, dude. Thanks, Anthony. >> I had no idea it was going to be this deep, dude. That's crazy. >> This is really sick. >> So much ████ >> All right, send the invoice. >> Yep. Send the invoice. >> This This is for real. Just a gift to the fans. Just want to like, you know, >> stay connected and have some fun. And also like, dude, it's Look, when you go into This is really funny. I have a tab called the lore
9:15 >> so that you can learn about things that are canon or things that are bits. Whoa. All Steve day, >> omron attitude era. >> Yeah. So like let's say >> Luna daddy daughter day >> and we'll talk about like here are the links to the different videos that we might talk about all Steve day and also kind of an explanation of what is >> we got a new one now. The mayor >> the mayor >> the mayor. You running for mayor. >> Running for mayor. >> That's when you're extra PC and you're trying to be people pleasing everybody and it's like shut the ████ up. We don't do that here. Daddy daughter dates. That's great. Robart. Robot. >> Joe and feudal Japan. >> Oh man, that that could be a whole list. >> Noodle salesman. Shoe cobbler, dude. >> ████ yeah. >> I didn't realize how many bits Steve makes, man. >> Yeah. >> ████ boy. Dude, ship ████ boy is
10:08 amazing. >> You just got to put a picture of Sydney Sweeney from Fugatron from Cybertron. This makes it so much easier to like think of merch, too. >> Hugatron from Cybertron. >> Fugatron. And look at this. If you go to Anthony the sex haver. >> Oh, hell yeah. >> It's like unlimited >> every video. It'll just take you to every video. >> Like, what the ████ dude? That's great. I was supposed to have a different link for something. Maybe I took it off. >> You know what this also tells me, Anthony? >> What? >> This tells me you hate being downstairs right now. >> Yep. >> What are you talking about? This means I just I love I love our fans. No, babe. I'm working on the fan site. >> Yeah. Can you help me with the baby? No, I got I got I got to work on the >> You understand the fan site, baby. It's up my ████ with this fan site. These guys are killing me making this thing here. This This is the one This is the
10:58 one that threw me off cuz again, I was transcribing every video for like data and stuff like that. When I got to Anony's the type of guy Oh, the comments. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> they still do that, >> dude. Everywhere. Yeah. It was so much that I had to create a codeex cuz there's 868 of them. >> What the ████ What's a codeex? Cuz there's 868 fan comments of Anthony is a type of guy. It's the most commented thing in the care boys era >> thing >> or Anthony is gay. >> So I put this because like Anthony is the type of guy that reads the comment section and acts like he doesn't. >> And that's funny because like that's funny cuz now I literally probably am the most downloaded on all of the actual comments. And you made him hella popular, guys. >> Wow. Look, Anthony is the type of guy that fixes his eyebrows with his pinky and his thumb.
11:50 >> 301 likes. So many. So many. >> Why? They're so good, dude. We got the funniest ████ fans. >> So I know obviously I got to obviously I got to >> ████ on myself, but I I have to admit if the if it's for the fans, like it is what it is. Like, >> so is the is the Hall of Fame all the all the Hall of Fame stuff that goes on the website, is it all just going to be Anony's the type of guy? >> It's just whatever's the most liked that week top comment. If it's not sorted by time, it would be. But also, >> bro, acting like he went to fight in Iran's ████ funny, dude. >> Oh, for Suben's >> Dude, these could just be whole episodes. Like, we could be like ████ favorite comment of the week and we pull this up. >> I can't believe Subie is actually sleeping by Rodrigo's music or whatever. >> I love that episode. Anthony the type of dude to lick his finger when switching pages on an iPad. >> Damn, dude. You're going to be on these.
12:40 >> I I know. I know. But ████ it. It's for the fans. >> My My personal favorite comment is when someone Mike was on and then someone commented, "Somehow Mike song's gayer than Anthony Lee. >> So good. >> Why? >> It's just cuz they knew that would get us. >> Everybody, thank you for supporting us during the Careful Boy eras for the last 5 years." >> Shout outs to Anthony, man. ups to Anthony. Anthony the type of guy to surprise us with a website. >> careful with Z.com. >> careful with Z.com. Go over there, y'all. >> That means start doing more comments because you could be on our hall of fame. >> That was my idea. >> And uh thanks for joining Patreon. Sorry if it was down.
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