0:00 All of you guys have to be super mega honest about this, okay? Don't give me some other stuff or I'm always honest. >> That doesn't apply to me. >> All right. How how many different voices do you use with your partner? >> Oh, >> do you just use your normal voice all the time? >> I got to count them. >> During sex, during cuddle time, during cutesy time, is it just your regular voice or are you talking differently? You have a different register. Do you have a different style? There's no way you talk like Bart Quan during sex. >> No. So Bart shouldn't talk during I [laughter] have my cute voice. >> Yeah. >> There. So there's cute. There's two types of cute voices, too. There's one where it's me and her cute voice, and there's like our family. We're all cute like including Ta
0:51 >> with Abuela, everybody. Grandma. >> Yeah. Then there's the um abusive domestic partner voice. Was that Let's sneak peek on that. >> Yeah, let's hear that. It's >> usually like a sample. >> Uh well, that guy's retired. [laughter] >> She's out of the game. >> But back in the day when we got together, cuz we got together a long time ago. >> There's when I got really really pissed, I did call her the nword while I was cussing at her. >> Gio, >> just because the old old values came. >> Yeah. >> Allegedly. It doesn't make any ████ sense, but you know when you're like I don't know 25 or whatever the ████ is weird >> wearing a Tupac shirt. [laughter] >> That's why I ████ your ████ You >> my reg I think there's like my regular chill voice probably like this where I'm just like uh whatever. >> Do you speak in your chill voice when you're speaking Chinese
1:42 or is that a diff that's a different voice? >> That's probably uptight OCD ████ >> if it feels proper too. Be honest. How many times do you use like the Mexican accent on her? >> That one. It's funny. There's two types of those voices cuz there's the ones where it slips out. >> Slips out. Like it just it just came out like a weird I don't know SGV intonation cuz I'm used to like saying certain things certain way and there's ones where I'm intentionally trying to make fun of her. >> Then that one's like way more cartoony, you know? >> The other one's just old habits popping up. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> He says, "Damn, fool." Like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Sick fool. >> I don't I don't even know how how many that was, but at least 10. >> We'll go later. We'll go later. [laughter] >> Hey, stop it. >> Later. Later. Later. >> Later. Later. >> Stop it, fool. [laughter] >> That's kind of a lot. All right.
2:32 >> And then we have a playful one where we purposely like feel like we're mad, >> but we're not mad. >> Like when you're insulting each other playfully. >> Yeah. Like like you know when like like Steve and Nikki, they they'll like pretend like they're mad. Like they call each ████ ████ >> Like that. I like what the like when when are we done with your ████ hair, you ████ ████ >> Like like we have our playful like pistol one. [laughter] >> That's pretty tight. I wish I could do that with Tiff, but she's not really into that. >> You don't You can't do that. You can't change your voice. You got to have a lot of voices. >> No, I'm thinking like we we don't even talk to each other in voices. Like Tiff, >> you sound like this all the time. >> Unfortunately. Yeah, kind of. What about during sexy time? You talk like that, too? I don't talk during sex, brother. [laughter] You think I'm talking during sex? >> Logical sentences during sex. >> Are you okay? Are you mad at me? [laughter] >> I took out the trash. Did you see that earlier? >> Why are you looking away? Why are your eyes closed now? >> Who are you thinking about? Who are you
3:23 thinking about? [laughter] >> Can you please say my name? No, don't say it like that. So, you have no kind of cuddly cutesy talking ever. >> I don't know. Like Tiff does it with the dogs a lot. >> She does it with the dog. >> You don't do it with your dogs? >> Not really. I just like grabbing them. I like I'm more physical, you know? So, it's like that's how I show love. I don't really do voices like that. I don't think >> you're so talented though. >> I have voices. >> Yeah, >> I got like >> You funny. >> No, I don't think I have any voices. But it's like I'm trying to think of even when me and Tiff talk to each other, we're never like, "Oh, me." We never like we don't really do stuff like that. >> Oh, wow. Okay. >> I think she would think of me less. >> Is it possible? >> We'll see. We'll see when I come up. >> You think she'll think you're like more beta or something if you like talk cute to her? >> No. No. That's a joke. That's a joke. But it's true for me in my head. Do you ever like lower your register if you
4:13 don't have a cutie thing? Are you ever like like when you guys get serious or when you have like arguments? Are you sounding exactly the same? >> I think I just try to talk slower if anything. If we're like in we're having an argument and we have a disagreement about something. I tend to just talk slower and more careful [laughter] >> kind of like I'm not trying to rush into anything [laughter] like that. >> Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, >> it's very useful. >> I didn't say you were a ████ but I thought it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [laughter] >> So, the contact solution fell onto the table and stained it. >> That's my fault. >> How? >> So, the gas was left. >> All right. You You guys are bringing up old ████ dude. That doesn't even happen anymore, right? >> So, Tiff has never gotten mad at you
5:04 about your tone. >> Yeah, she does. >> What tone is that? What's the bad tone that you're doing? >> Why are you so normal all the time? is like it'll be like probably the volume of my voice maybe. >> Oh, >> where she's like, "Don't yell at me." And I'm not yelling at her. I >> even picture you yelling, >> but it's me like emphasizing certain It's not even that loud. I could even >> It probably sounds way more stern than she liked or something. >> Yeah, probably. And dude, I don't I'm very nice to her, so like if I even am stern about anything, she's like, "Stop being mean to me." She's like that >> your normal self is like so nice. I'm pretty chill. Like very rarely do I I go like hey like we can't do that anymore. It's usually her giving me ████ about something but >> and then we argue and then she's wrong and then it's all good. >> Dude, there sometimes >> there are some times where when like me and Smack have argued and I catch myself
5:55 and I'm like why do I ████ have a Brooklyn accent? [laughter] >> Really? >> And I like try not to laugh cuz I want to stay mad cuz I want to win. But then I realize I ████ I can't stop sound like I'm from New York. How does how does it come out? Like >> I don't know. It's just like >> What are you talking about? >> I told you to leave the door closed. [laughter] >> How many times? How many times? >> And I'm just like, what am I doing? I want to win though. >> You do talk like that though. >> But I talk like that when I'm nervous or like really angry. I don't know why. That's why I told you guys when I went in for this audition for like a I talked in like a New York accent from the ████ moment I walked in the door. >> Cuz you were just nervous the whole time. >> I was just nervous. Yeah. >> The whole time. And at the end they were like, "When did you move here from New York?" [laughter] Uh, >> yeah. Do you got some different uh Anthony Lee voices? >> No, I feel like they're they're like
6:45 categorical. >> Sensually abusively. >> Oh, sensually for sure, bro. He's talking during sex. >> I know. You got to have a Macken voice though. >> Talking during love making >> guy like you. >> Yeah, but that that Macken voice is also retired. >> That's sad, dude. [laughter] >> That's sad. >> Has she ever heard the Mackin voice? Dude, she only knew the Mac and voice for years. >> Is she asking Is she asking for a comeback or what? >> Yeah, you have to bring it back, >> bro. [laughter] You can't You guys are married now, dude. You got to keep the You got to keep it alive, dude. >> You got to pull your big moves. >> No, it's it's all categorical now because like now the Mac is different when you're like this deep in the relationship. Like Mac into her is like talking in the baby voice at her level of it. >> Oh, okay. In that stage that you >> Yeah. So, like, you know, she she she'll do like baby talks and she'll like uh baby talk like the cats or baby talk the
7:37 baby, right? And then she'll just like look at me and she'll be like, "Say it. [laughter] >> Say it." >> So, I got to like, you know, I got to like be at that level. I got to be like proactive. I got to like have her catch me saying it as if as if I was saying it in my own accord. You know what I mean? Like Yeah. Like that's that's so I feel like I feel like it's three categories. It's it's not just like voices. It's like it's either your baby category, it's your normal one, or it's just I think the whole thing is tension. >> I miss the Mack and Anthony Lee, dude. I feel like Yeah, I feel like Macken is just baby. Mack and Anthony like ████ this is like year one of him and Nina together, right? This ████ doing a dance job in ████ Palestine or whatever. ████ calls her up. calls her up and goes, "Hey, Nina, baby, guess who got an
8:27 earlier flight?" [laughter] >> Like that ████ dude. That's ████ Anthony Lee. >> Done that. Everybody's done that. >> Sexual Lee. >> I just came. [laughter] >> She's like, "Oh, man. That sounds just like Nina, dude. >> You guys are so dumb." >> But now, like, to get that same degree of horniness, it's like, "Guess who cleaned the toilet?" >> Yeah, >> I just came. [laughter] >> You know, you know why? You know why the Mackin is retired? >> Why? >> It's because back then the Mackin was uh uh we could just just say what we're going to do that day. >> I'mma go hang out and be tall. [laughter] >> You might be like, "Oh, like I can't make it. I I got to go do this shoot with blah blah blah." Or like or like, "Hey, do you want to go join me for this thing? We're going to go check out this blah blah blah." Like that because it was a part of your work or whatever. So, I felt like just just doing what you do
9:17 was cool. Now, it's like they see through the facade. And it's not what you do, it's like who you are. >> Maggan don't work anymore. >> You know what I mean? It's just you got to go brush my teeth. You want to come? [laughter] >> Hey, that kind of works though. Kind of low key. It works. >> That's how black guys talk. [laughter] >> Yeah. Hey, baby. >> I'm going to go outside and enjoy my height. [laughter] >> What you going to do? >> You want to come stand under me? You want to stand in my shadow? >> You want to run away from problems together? [laughter] Like Mackin for me now is like uh it's this is gonna sound so stupid but >> you love you know what I'm talking about. It's like uh uh she puts the baby down like she always has this moment where she falls asleep, right? So then obviously I'm finishing up everything or whatever and then when I go to sleep uh that's when she wakes up. When she wakes
10:07 up to her there's so many things like she hasn't brushed her teeth yet. She's thirsty cuz she you know she just breastfed. She feels all type the lights are off. This her phone's like out. Where's my phone? Right. So now in my routine I know she's asleep. I go in there, right? Like there's a water bottle is fresh right here. Her phone's already plugged in. I turn on my lamp to like 14%. You know what I mean? The baby at night. >> Everything's already done and I'm already right there the second she wakes up like what? >> It's like I'm looking at the baby. [laughter] Phone's charged. >> Yeah. You got to be in the pocket. >> You know what I'm saying? Everything's just like pocket. >> And that's it. >> That's the best I can do. >> It's not like, "Hey, wake up. I brushed your teeth and [laughter] I already forcefed you some water. >> You taste that Colgate girl.
10:58 >> I hope your p████'s ready. [laughter] >> Sick. No women. I think I think we know women pretty well. Yeah. Yeah, we do. We do. We do. >> That's real smooth. [laughter] >> What are your voices? >> Honestly, I don't think I have >> nothing. >> Well, to my dog. >> Yeah. See, he's a cutesy voice. >> Yes. Same with my like how I am to your dogs. I just like baby >> I'll sing. Oh, make up songs. Yeah. >> Make up songs >> with his name in it. >> Oh, that's so cute. >> Yeah. How do you make songs, dude? >> Duh. >> Composing and ████ That's tight. >> Thought you were into music. >> Yeah. Yeah. Aren't you a composer, dude? >> But when when you're talking to your dude, it's the same voice all the time. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Is he he does the same thing? >> Yeah. After 10 years, there's not like Mackin and >> What about in the beginning? Was there like more >> There's no Mac in it. ████ [laughter]
11:49 >> Return of the Mac. >> Well, was there more like uh I don't know when you guys had butterflies for each other, was there more like different variations in the voice? >> Maybe. Maybe softer, >> but now it's more like what are we going to eat? >> What are we going to eat? >> Get over here. [laughter] >> Hey, don't slam me on the backarat table, baby. >> Come on, Pit Boss. Do your worst. [laughter] Oh, Pit Boss call me cheating. Let me touch a one bunion. [laughter] I've been sneaking chips and not the $1 ones, babe. Uh-oh. I was counting them cards, girl. [laughter] I guess who got you these wide toaded shoes? >> Oh my god.
12:39 >> I guess you never did that, huh? Okay. >> No, >> kind of a missed opportunity, but All right. Maybe I'll [laughter] try it now. Maybe I'll try it now. >> Yeah, I feel like I have a lot of different ones and they're all gay usually. Are they Australian? >> They're all [laughter] gay. >> Oh, Australian for sure. >> Because I was trying to learn the Australian accent like my first three years being with Smack. So all day I would just talk like that. I'd repeat everything she said all the time. >> You're like, "How do you say butter?" >> Yeah. [laughter] I it would probably was really annoying because I it was like hearing an echo of yourself because every time she talks I'd be like, "How do you say?" Okay. I would just copy it right away. >> You're reminding her that she speaks different than everybody else. >> She keeps on speaking New York in front of you. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Does she have different voices though? Cuz like with accent it might be hard. >> Yeah. She I mean it's it's kind of basic for her. It's like there's a lot of cutesy voices in our house cuz we got two little bunnies running around all
13:30 the time. There's no way you can talk to a bunny like a ████ G, you know? It's it's weird. Uh, you should try it sometime, dude. You should try it. >> My bunny squares up. >> What's up, homie? [laughter] What's up, dog? How you doing? >> Yeah, we have like those things. And then again, when we fight, I don't know what voice I'm going to have. It's a ████ dice roll, but usually it's some form of New York. >> Donatello's voice. >> Yeah, cuz sometimes I that's what really diffuses the fight is I hear myself and I'm like, what? ████ I feel like I'm a in an acting class. >> You know what's pretty funny? So, like Jill will be like really comfortable and then I know like this is the time where she's really enjoying herself, like her own alone time. So, I know if I overwhelm her with love, it's like it's like that cute thing where it's like it's too much, but then she also enjoys it. So, I'll jump on her, right? And I kiss her like 20 times all over the place. And like on the other side, what about me? [laughter] >> That's so cute.
14:20 >> So, so I go over there and I kiss him like 20 times and he's like, >> "That's so cute. >> So cute. >> That's cute. >> That's so funny." Cuz I never even thought that he would perceive it that way, you know? >> Yeah. What about Gio's voice? She's just always mean. >> No, she has a cute voice, too. [laughter] Mexican. [clears throat] >> Mexican. >> No, she has a cute voice, too. >> What up, Essay? >> She says essay, too, in intimate times. >> No, cuz she's not even Mexican during intimate times. I'm way more Mexican than she is. Switch positions, fool. [laughter] >> Let me see your papino. >> Let me see that thing, dude. >> Let me see it. Pull it out. >> Hey, spot up here. [laughter] >> Shave this papino again. Show me the Show me the inside of your cool, fool. [laughter] Break out that inner coolo. So sick. All right. Are we weird for
15:10 that or is this totally normal to have different voices with your partner? Let us know if we're dysfunctional and if you guys are much more normal than we
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