0:00 All right, I stumbled upon probably one of the saddest Reddit advice uh threads that I've seen in a while. >> Can't wait. >> And then [laughter] and it's almost one of those things where I just don't know what advice to give this person. Maybe you do cuz you're smarter than me. So, here's what this guy wrote. Okay, he goes, "I'm a 30-year-old guy. I always thought of myself as being a good catch. I've always liked the way that I looked and feel confident in myself. I also feel like I am pretty good at talking to people and making connections with other people. The one thing that I can't ignore is the fact that I can't recall a time in my life when anybody ever expressed any sort of romantic interest in me whatsoever. I know that it's not common for guys to get approached, but I feel like I should at least get a hint or an inkling that someone at the very least wants to get
0:50 to know me as a person. I've tried to be a little more brave and put myself out there more recently in the sense of talking to more people that I'm curious about and trying to get to know them better by expressing my interest in their background and what they're interested in. In every instance, they've been polite, but have ultimately expressed uh more of a romantic interest in either friends of mine, other acquaintances, or just other guys in general. I guess I just feel like a bit of a fool. I have a lot of friends who are women and I know that being kind, genuine, and interested in someone else's story is a good recipe for developing a connection or at the very least making a friend, but it seems like I was wrong. I guess I just wanted to share this experience in case anyone else is dealing with the same thing. >> God, that makes me >> What's your take on I'm curious how a girl thinks about it. >> I wonder if he's actually an ████ and he's just unaware cuz to get to 30 and
1:41 not a single person or are you misinterpreting the signs? I'm going like he's probably an ████ though. Even the way he started it, I'm genuinely good-looking and duh. I don't know, man. I don't know. >> Cuz my my thing is if I were to write a prescription, it would be >> jack off less, >> take more showers, >> and I think you'll be good. >> We'll see you in seven days. >> Cuz I think this guy's weird, dude. I think he's like the Who the ████ says, "I may be a bit of a fool." Like people English, TOO. PEOPLE WHO ████ say bit of a fool. You're ████ weird, dude. You're a basement dweller. Like cuz I think for most >> It's interesting to see how people describe themselves cuz most people, right? >> How they do it. >> Let's say you're not even the hottest guy in the world. >> Okay. >> I think you will get some sort throughout life, you will get some sort
2:32 of like hints of romantic pursuits either from people outside of your league or even below your league or whatever, right? Like let's say you're this guy's a five. There's probably some twos and threes that are on his jock. >> All right. >> So, to not even have one, this guy is weird. >> I think [laughter] I think desperation is his problem. >> Like it sounds like like no one likes me. Like no one like I know so many and dude, we've all been there. We've all been in that like that spot and it's like when you want it that bad like I think ladies can smell it on it on you. >> Can you smell it? >> The desperation. Oh yeah. Abs. >> Guys, you guys are missing the point. What's the point here? >> Glasses on. He He's aiming business now. >> All right, dude. >> What's the point? >> This guy never has problem with sex. You You You tell us. Dude,
3:23 >> what's up? >> Can we [laughter] Can you let me finish? >> This is the point. The guy's asking for advice. >> I gave him a prescription. >> We're about to right now. We're about to. >> Yeah. I think he needs inward. >> We got to dunk on him a little I enjoy the idea of like, you know, you telling that subtle story of like this person going through something and, you know, lo and behold, I'm sure some people out there like, "Man, I relate." And then immediately just dunk on this ████ immediately cuz that's that's I'm just saying that's probably more of a regular average human exper than than we think. I think >> I've read that guys who are like hot hot guys like 10 out of 10 guys are less likely to be hit on. >> What? That's not what my eyes see. >> No, that's not what your eyes see. But it's it's a because like if you're let's say you're like a woman and there's like a really really hot guy, you just assume, oh, he's probably sleeping with
4:13 a bunch of people or like I don't have a shot or like all these other things. So the more attractive of a man you are, the less likely you are to be hit on. >> Do you know who Bradley Martin is? >> I thought you were going to go Cooper. No. [laughter] >> So I knew Bradley Martin before he was the Bradley Martin. >> Okay. He was a guy coming up in social media trying to make it big in fitness. He's objectively very good-looking guy. >> He's Bart's type. >> And [laughter] we don't know if he's your type. >> Is that him? >> We would walk around. >> No, that's too many muscles. >> No. No. We would >> See, that's the thing. >> That's the thing. >> We would We would walk. >> Bodybuilder guys are different. >> We would walk around. We would walk around and [laughter] I swear to God, chicks would be crossing their legs because they're getting ████ soaked just standing in his presence. >> Okay, then that's my number one advice truly other than I really like the whole like take a shower and stuff like that.
5:03 Jack off less. I think that's good. Go ████ get buff. Go work out. Go work out because even the ████ who are buff can get girls. And after you work out, you have to shower. >> Yes. >> Yeah. I mean, you could choose not to, but >> like we would be walking around and chicks would like look at him and go, "F███ me." >> But would they talk to him? >> Yeah. >> Would they just look? Okay. >> Let's have They would They would do all the like the traditional pickup >> pickup the ████ >> They hang out. They linger. They kick in. >> I'm like, "Damn, this guy has >> They loiter and s███." [laughter] >> Hey, argue with me, okay? Just for the sake of this conversation. I don't think the guy who's writing this Reddit can be an ████ I think even ████ get play. >> That's what I'm saying. >> I don't think it's about him being an ████ or not. I think he's a loser. >> Loser's different. >> H >> losers and ████ are different. >> I think there's some energy in some guys too where they think they're owed
5:54 chicks. >> Where because they're like, "Oh, I'm a nice guy. I treat them well." Like, "Why don't they ever pick me?" I I see that a lot and it's happening. >> The nice guy trope. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. It happens more and more and more, I think, because they're going that route of like >> and it's usually an illusion of niceness. So, he might be doing the illusion of niceness things when underneath he's like, "I'm just doing this to get laid." And you can smell that. >> Maybe he needs to watch some Red Pill content. Just a little bit. >> Don't Don't get me started. [laughter] >> But just a little bit. >> That's not your type. >> No. That's too much muscle for me. For me personally, no. Like, if you look like you could roll over and squash me, LIKE I DON'T I DON'T WANT TO be I don't want to accidentally suffocate. Like, no. Too much. >> This dude is eating all the time for sure, too. Cuz to look like that too, like that is like a 247 commitment too. So like that's that's a lot.
6:44 >> He's sweating and he has meal prep on him all the time. >> Yeah. Is that a good face? >> Handsome. >> No, he's handsome. He's handsome. He's objectively handsome. >> Yeah, Barbara, we know you think he's handsome. >> I've never I've never seen >> We know, dude. >> He is scientifically proven symmetrically great. [laughter] >> I've never seen chicks act like hot chicks. 10 out of 10. I've never seen uh chicks turn into thirsty guys [laughter] >> until I saw a guy. >> And you're saying this just before he was famous, too. >> Before people don't even know who he is. >> Sometimes though, it's a confidence aura, too. Like you can just like you can sense it. You can feel it. And if you look like that, you probably He actually looks like my hairdresser, but like jacked up even more. Yeah. Yeah. I have a gay head hairdresser who looks like a Kend Doll. He's fabulous. Uh >> fabulous is a good word, >> but uh yeah, fabulous. Um, I forget where I was going with that, but [laughter] >> he's hot. That's all.
7:34 >> He's hot. He's hot. He's hot. >> That's what I'm saying. Go hit the gym. Start with the gym. That's always good. That's always good. >> That is good advice. It is like the step one of like red pill advice, but it is good advice. >> It's a step one of of like you want to go get a chick, like go take care of yourself before you prove that you could take care of somebody else. That's literally the most non-monetary. I don't have to talk to you to understand a basic version. Of course, I'm talking about extremism to roll over, suffocate you. I'm just saying like you just know. You know what I mean? Yeah. What if we this guy's a profile pick and it's like this? [laughter] >> I work out now. >> Then I then I'll be like stop suffocating people when you roll over. >> I also have a piece of advice that may be actually very harmful. But I think for now along with a little bit of red pill content, I think you just shouldn't talk to ladies for a little bit. >> Oh, you think you should take a break? >> When you're not trying that it happens. >> Just go gay. >> Just make monogous relationships. Just
8:25 be cool for a little bit, you know, and just kind of be uh >> Oh, you mean platonic? >> What did I just say? [laughter] >> Monogous. >> Yeah, that's what I meant. >> Forcefully date them, >> be around all the time. [laughter] >> Tell other people that you're monogous with them. They don't know. No, what I meant to say was the other one. Yeah, >> that is true. When you don't try, it is more attractive to lots of women, I would think. Yeah. >> Don't try to pursue them. >> Yeah. What is that about? How come like women respond more the less that a guy tries? >> Cuz you're not trying. Cuz this is how I interpret it. This is how I interpret it. When you're like actively pursuing me, in my brain, I go, "Oh, you just want to get your dick wet." But if you like develop a relationship, get to know me a little bit more before you try anything, then I'm more open to it cuz it's like, you know me a little bit as opposed to >> But you know, he's still trying to get his dick wet after he got to know you.
9:15 Now he's want to get his heart wet. [laughter] >> Yeah. Really, dude? You say that with those glasses and that look is crazy right now. I'm just saying >> should be a good meme. Heart wet >> pickup artist. Okay. And that's just like the um that's because people who are trying too hard are just showing their cards too fast. >> I think so. Yeah. Yeah. You got to plant the seed. You got to you got to slowly grow into a beautiful flower. You can't just go right for it. I hate that. I hate that. Immediately no. Immediately no. >> Even if the dude looks like Bradley Martin, >> I'm I'm afraid of him. I wouldn't. I WOULD NOT. I THAT IS TOO MUCH. THAT is too much, man right there. I don't want to do that. No. >> Tell me some jokes. >> Yeah. His his freaking What's the one up here? What's this muscle? >> Shoulder. >> The deltoid. >> Shoulder. [laughter] >> Shoulder. >> Anyway, his shoulder is the size of my head. Like, I don't want to do that.
10:05 >> Shoulder. [laughter] >> Yeah. The new muscle shoulder. >> She was just, "Hey, like what's trying too hard?" Uh, trying too hard. [laughter] She tried to ask the muscle guy. He goes, "Shoulder." >> What's this? Arm romboid. [laughter] >> Upper body. What's this? Couch. >> Well, let us know. Are we off on the mark or what do you think? Are we just being mean or are there actually >> Should we give him better advice? >> Yeah. Should we give better advice or do you have better advice for a person like this who's going through these kinds of thoughts? Cuz clearly we just want to bully him into being a better guy. >> Dude, that was good advice. I think we gave him good advice that he could take he could he could move forward with. >> Don't be so thirsty. >> Don't talk to girls. >> Shower more. Go work out to prove you take care of yourself. Chill out on on
10:55 chasing too hard and trying too hard. >> Watch wild things if you have to. >> Wild things. >> Wild things instead of porn. Switch it. >> Swim fan. >> Oh, what the >> the children's book. >> No. What? >> WHERE ARE THE WILD THINGS? >> WHAT THE HELL, DUDE? >> NO, DUDE. The Denise Richards movie. Duh. Oh, [screaming] >> girl on girl scene. Duh. [laughter] >> The children's book. >> OH MY THINGS. >> YOU'RE A MOM NOW. I'm assuming >> where the wild things are. >> Oh my. hours [laughter] instead of watching porn.
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