0:00 So this young woman was charged with a DUI for hooking up in her car with a guy while parked. So she's just parked and her engine is on and she has to deal with all this >> Ma'am, who's this guy? >> That's the guy. Is this HBNV audio? >> I would recommend you drive now, okay? Because if you get in your car, I'm going to arrest you for DUI. I even know you weren't driving, you're sitting in the parking lot, you're in the driver's seat, your vehicle is on, it's running. >> Oh my god. >> After you have sex with this this young gentleman, okay? What I'm going to have you do is you're going to look at my pen and you're going to follow it with your eyes and your eyes are going to go left, okay? >> We're mostly watching this part cuz she's hot. That's so humiliating, dude.
0:50 This is ████ up. Hey, ████ this cop. Oh, that's so sad. >> Do you remember how many steps I told you? Okay, how many steps did I tell you? >> The thing that pisses me off about this is the cops are always just humiliating these people. They already know they're going to be taking them in for DUI. They're just doing this to humiliate them. Wait, they do they don't have to do this process to book them? >> I think they I think they have to, right? >> I don't think they actually do. >> But it's like you you failed the test. >> They already determined that they were intoxicated by pulling them over. >> No, but she was just hooking She wasn't driving. >> I know, but I'm saying like >> When they do the >> When they do this often, it's just about the cop is just basically a humiliation ritual where they just watch you dance like a chicken. >> I just thought you could just blow the
1:40 number and be >> I know, exactly. But yeah. >> I was able to pass mine, but that's not going to I don't think that's going to fly in court where he literally said like after like I know you're parked and you're just having the engine on and you're sitting in the driver's and then um and you're You're to you're going to drive after you have sex with this gentleman. That's admission that she wasn't ████ driving. >> Right. >> DUI is driving under the influence. I don't even know if it works if you're just sitting idle drunk. >> be AC under the influence? Is that ████ up? >> That is the law though. >> Is it? If the engine's on? >> If the engine's on. >> Because there's no way to prove that you weren't just that you didn't just move the car and you stopped it. But I think the legit way to do it is wait, right? And then when they drive off, That's That's logically what they should be doing. >> Exactly. >> Yeah, but then >> Also though, there's like the Yo, if you
2:30 know they were having sex, leave them alone. Or or if you want to stop them, get them out. It's like dude, they're having sex. They obviously weren't driving. >> But that's also illegal to do, right? You can't just have sex in the car. >> Why can't you though? >> Cuz I I would get in trouble all the time for that ████ back in the day. >> My bad, bother. I'm just I'm just saying though, like >> It's called public indecency. >> Yeah, but like then the that just makes this cop that cop. Like oh, he's doing his job. That's all. Cool. All right, do your job, cop. Whatever. >> what if they after she nutted and he nutted, what if they drive off? >> you nutted? >> After they nutted, they drive off, and then a a family on a road trip came, and then >> And then the cop was like, I should have pulled them over. >> Sure. So either give them the public indecency ticket, and then let them drive and pull them over, or wait, let
3:21 them drive and pull them over. Don't give them the DUI for the parked while they're hooking up, and then post the ████ body cam. >> That's what's sad is you could still as a as a human police officer have discretion to like give or take the rigidity of your own law. Like he could have just waited and been like, let's see how bad this gets. You know? Steve Green as your partner, and then he goes, "Hey, it'll be really funny. We just ████ let's pull them Let's get them right now, and then they're so drunk. Like they don't even get to ████ Like right when they're about to edge, like and not We just stop them, and then we freak them out and then it's like all right well we got to do it. >> I don't like it I love it. But I hate that they did it to a hot chick. Don't do it to a hot piece of ass. >> Fat chick, huh? >> Do it to a fat chick. Don't do it to a >> Steve would have been like she's fat let's do it. >> Don't do it to a piece of ass. >> Really not. They're in a parking lot, right? >> Yeah. >> Like they if they're going to really
4:12 come down on a couple for doing this, let it be the ones that are parked in neighborhood streets. You know what I mean? Like a cuz that's the thing sometimes. >> That looks like they're in the middle of a ████ desert. >> like they It looks like they met at a >> It looks like a Buckey's parking >> Yeah. >> Cuz it says in the caption for for these videos like it which ████ sucks if it's true because that's such private information. It just says like they just met at the bar and they're ████ in the car. You know what I mean? Like that sucks for That sucks for her reputationally >> But it rocks for him. >> How does the info get out like that so fast? Like on public it's like >> be public cuz it's like a public, you know, arrest or whatever. >> So is someone scouring through the local police department footage? >> There's hella guys like that right now. It's hot on YouTube. It is cuz you know there's the surveyor get cats who like >> Oh yeah, the first amendment. >> Like I have first amendment rights I can
5:02 stand here in this police station and ████ sit here and survey and it's like and everyone's like okay ████ sucker here we go. >> Yeah. >> It's like that. >> The auditors? >> The auditors. >> Cop watch. I used to watch them. So funny. [laughter] >> You know what would have been great is if you could scare them to the point of about to give arrest them for DUI and then let them go through the whole motions of all this humiliating ████ and then just don't arrest them. Just be like all right, call someone to pick you up. >> Tight. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Or a friend or a family member to come get you right now and leave your car here. >> Well, how do we know they weren't going to do that? We don't know anything. This is like pre-crime ████ top >> But that's what I mean is like they why go so rigidly by the book of like your engine was running? Even though that's what the rule book says it's like you don't got to do that. >> Like imagine imagine this is like a small town though. Like this is your action though. Like this is
5:52 This is all you got, you know? This is like >> Just to see her crying like that, having to do the walk. >> And she knows she's toast. But what if you're the cop that she turned down? You were trying to hook up with her. >> Oh, you mean like if there's a pre-existing history? >> You know what I mean? Like you try to hit up on her at the bar, she turned you down, you were sitting there drinking your ████ pina colada right across the way. This other hot >> ass ████ Rico Suave goes in there, they walk away. You look out the window cuz you're a little ████ and then you see the car shaking. You're like putting on my badge of honor, walk outside. >> That's the thing that makes me really sad. >> this here town. >> I get so bummed out about this generation because the ████ we did, you can't even find videos of that stuff. Anytime that there a cop was arresting me or I got in trouble or something, they'll it'll never find me. >> In our generation, if that happened, the cop would just
6:43 Hey, get the ████ out of here. Go home. >> Yeah. >> I had a chick stark naked in my Ford Escort LX. >> That's nothing. >> And they just let us go. >> Yeah, they didn't have body cams at the time. >> Yeah. >> So it was a he said, she said, everybody knew everybody was in danger, it was easier to not do paperwork. >> had it so easy that this stuff wouldn't follow us the next time some job interviewer wants to look us up, you know? >> They might be the other way around. Now they have to wear body cams, so now they've already caught it, now they have to do the due process. >> They don't have to do ████ man. These fools be breaking their own law for their own benefit half the time. Do it for someone else's >> always disappears. >> Yeah, do it for another person once every 10 ones you do for yourself. >> It's a little lieutenant governor, but I I like it. >> But not if not if that other guy though ticked you off and you're petty. If you're just >> if you we can create a backstory for them, yeah. >> You know what I mean? If I'm that cop, I'm like, yeah, I'm going to humiliate the ████ out of these people.
7:33 >> You think that the engine thing was AC or radio? >> It's AC for It's AC for sure cuz remember how fast the ████ steams up without AC? >> Yeah. >> Joseph Virgin. >> You're piping that ████ >> Yeah, when the guy's behind you. >> Did you do it in ████ the car much? >> No, I don't use AC. Like I don't leave the car on. >> What? >> No. >> He Well, his AC is broken in general, right? He hasn't had AC for like 10 years. >> wet glass all over the thing. >> I I know, but that the foggy >> You like it. >> They can't see inside. >> It's like Titanic. >> They can't see us. >> Dude, with that much fog, they know. >> So they >> All they see is our face being pressed by the window like this, but then the fog >> What about the bruises and the punchy though? What about the bruises and the punchy? >> guy though? Isn't he really visible? >> Yeah, when there's when there's two penises crossing, don't you see that in the fog? >> I just like the foggy windows. >> When you're sucking your boyfriend's
8:23 dick, you can't see the foggy windows. >> I think the foggier it is, the better for like cuz I don't have tinted windows. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. It was my mom's car. >> Yeah, dude. I was doing that in my 2001 Civic. >> Dude, I had a Ford Escort LX station wagon. Shout out. >> Smallest car. I I did it one time with the DeLorean. >> Did you really? Dude, talk about car trouble. >> With the ████ gymnastics that you're capable of doing, the contortionist ████ you're capable of. >> And to stay hard that way, couldn't do it. >> Yeah, that's another one. >> Couldn't do it now. No way. Don't have that kind of discipline. >> But how many times you get the flashlight and you're like, "Oh, f███." >> Yeah, that's the worst. >> The worst. >> But then the flashlight's just your friend. >> No. >> kidding. >> SDPD for me, bro. >> Yeah, dude. >> Because it's so it's way more obvious than you think at that age. You know, you think you're really getting away with it. >> But the ████ car's rocking like this. >> And you're at a park, too.
9:14 >> Yeah. >> Public park. >> That's what I mean. Yeah, and it's like very obvious that the car like the car doesn't feel like it's moving as much as it really is, but from the outside, it looks hilarious. Looks like Indiana Jones the ride. >> harmless, you know? That's so harmless. >> it's harmless, too. But I mean But I get >> It wasn't harmless for my girl. She didn't want it. >> Oh my god, dude. >> We're at the 10-minute mark. You're okay. >> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. >> Well, you know what's funny is that it's it's Yeah, you're right. It's harmless, but it deserves a a flashlight and "Hey, what are you guys doing?" >> Yeah, for sure. >> if there's nothing crazy, no narcotics involved, no like it's all consensual. >> not crying and screaming with like bruises on her neck. >> Like, that's going to change everything for her moving forward. That sucks. >> You're so empathetic. >> I have to say though, I think cops were cooler in our era. >> They were, yeah. >> Cuz he just tapped on the window and he's like, "You kids got to get the ████ out of here." >> Cuz they knew, yeah. >> Let us go or beat us. I'd rather have
10:04 that. >> I'd rather have >> Yeah. We're just a couple of guys. We could take it. >> Yeah. >> And my cop was actually kind of cool. He was like, "You live close by? Like, you're okay, son?" All this kind of ████ And I was like, "Yeah, I'm good." He was like, "I don't give a ████ about her. She's probably a whore." >> [laughter]
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