0:00 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Today, we're lucky enough to have back with us Mr. Sub and Choi. >> [applause and cheering] >> Dude, it's been forever since you've been here, man. >> Yes, sir. >> It's been a long time. Are you a general now? >> Have you solved the Iran war yet? >> ████ [laughter] nothing. I'm just working. >> You're nothing? >> I'm just PFC, man. >> Hey, you weren't here when he was here, huh? >> I wasn't here when you came back. >> You must have missed him like for 6 months now. >> So, it feels way longer for me. Yeah. >> What's PFC? >> It's like an E3. >> Private first class. >> Private first class, yeah. >> Did you just give me another acronym? >> No, it's just like an E3. >> WD, dude. Come on. >> Z5A >> I feel like you just watch movies and know what PFC is. >> Or he could just explain it real quick, really easily, too, right? I also feel like it's a talk show. >> Yeah, PFC is PF Chang's.
0:50 >> Kentucky Fried Chicken >> Oh, KFC, yeah. >> What's your next rank? What and how long is it going to be before you get the next one? >> No, it's going to be a E4. >> What's that? >> It's going to be like a >> Energizer Bunny fourth edition? >> You know, once uh one step lower than a corporal, so it's >> One step lower than E5? >> Yeah, lower than E5. >> Thank you. >> Got it. >> Watching the movies. >> Little pay bump? >> They call E4 mafias, you know, little pay bump. That's about it. >> in the army E4 is not corporal? >> No. >> Oh. E5 is corporal. >> It's a specialist, kind of, yeah. >> So, E5 is not sergeant? >> There No, there's there's like corporal and then there's sergeant, you know what I'm saying? So, there's like the two mosquitoes and then the three. >> The what sergeant then? That's E5? >> Yeah. It's weird. It's weird. It's like It's like It's like It's one of those things. It's one of those things. >> Are you still working security as well? >> Yes, armed. I've never been more busy
1:41 with that ████ >> Damn, what's it been like? >> Pretty hectic because we switched companies. And as soon as we switched companies, they let people go and it's just us picking up the slack and then people don't know what's going on. It's just It's just a whole ████ mess. >> What do you mean by you switch companies? Like you you do the same job for your company? Dude, do you still work at the school or no? >> Yeah, we still work at the school, but it just got super busy, and then um it's like hella more people are coming up, and it just It's just hectic. >> Damn. >> Makes you really hate a 9-5. >> Oh, really? Is it It's very difficult work? >> Money's great. Like it's phenomenal. OT's fire, and then the people that comes up to the school, you're like, "Woah, s███." >> But what's a 9-5 about it though? You're just patrolling a a school. >> No, it's actually It's not like a
2:31 security security job, right? People think security, they think automatic ally. Like you're in front of Target or something. Like our type of job is ████ different because it's purely customer service plus the protection, and just everything. Like um we have to know where everything's at. We have to know where to assist um the parents and some of these people. It's a lot of like protections. Like And then sometimes we have to be in the service while we while we work there. It's a lot of work. >> I know a guy that does security for a private school, and he says he just chills in the golf cart. >> make it sound like this is a pretty chill job, honestly. >> Well, you're not really like supposed to be chilling half the time. >> Oh, no golf cart. >> You can drive golf carts. >> It's the demographic. They probably demand a lot, so he's probably baby He's probably baby sitting. Like you know like you're supposed to be security, but they could be like, "Hey, why don't
3:21 you valet my car?" And then he has like, "What the ████ All right, I got to deal [clears throat] with this." Or that's what I'm assuming. >> Yeah, it's just a lot. It's just a lot, and then you know >> You have to walk back and forth on a hallway? >> You should. You should cuz you never know. >> Every now and then? >> Yeah, we have to check radio cuz there's always There's always traffic. >> What are things you're doing that you're not paid to do? That's what it sounds like. >> Like go get a bagel or something? >> Dealing with specific [laughter] parents. Like I mean not parents, but like they're just like, "Hey, this car is blocking me, and then you know it's an emergency." I'm just like, "Well, let me do my best to help you out." You know, hey, we got to get this decal number in this car. We got to get them out or sometimes like just traffic control. Like like what the hell? I might as well be a traffic officer at this point. >> Cuz I I met a a guy that's part of Venetian SWAT. You know, every casino they have their own SWAT teams. So So they have their own SWAT team and he
4:11 says most of his job is not SWAT. >> Oh. >> Most of it So they have missions. They know like things that they're supposed to do in the casino. Most of it is kicking drunk hookers out >> Yeah. >> or a random NFL football player comes in and he thinks he deserves the red carpet in the middle of their mission. Like they're trying to scope something out. Like yo, can you get me into the club whatever? He goes, get the ████ out of my face. And so most of it is just people management and then the other 50% is actual like security or whatever. >> Are they dressed up like SWAT team guys? Like army fatigue? >> Yeah, yeah. It's just like Venetian whatever like a response response team. Yeah, yeah. >> And someone's trying to get customer service from them? >> Or a hooker is like >> a >> [laughter] >> You see a military dressed guy and you're like, can you get me in the club? >> Yeah. Well, you know, that's That's the thing. When you're like in the NFL, you're so used to red carpet everywhere
5:01 you go. >> Hey, come over here. >> Hey, yo. They don't even address you by the name cuz they go, oh, that's the guy that got me in last week. I'm here this week. Get me and my boys in. And he's like, dude, that's not even I did that as a favor. So he's like, most of it is like people management. >> a bottle of Cristal, table five. >> But actually, imagine if they were just doing 100% SWAT work the whole time. That would be so >> stressful. [laughter] >> Nothing but crime everywhere. >> There's like a ████ diamond heist at the Venetian Hotel and ████ And in the middle of it, they're like, HEY, HEY, HEY, CAN I GET SOME SERVICE? >> YEAH, CUZ HE SAID WHEN a crisis comes on, it takes too long for the cops to get in the casino. >> Yeah. >> So they have to handle it first. >> think Circus Circus has SWAT? >> [laughter] >> YEAH, IT'S THE TRAPEZE PEOPLE. >> They're all the clowns. >> The clowns and the trapeze people. I don't even know if they can afford it. I think it's got to be the nice casinos. >> [laughter] >> Yeah.
5:51 >> Got to be something worth robbing. >> Those guys are flash banging each other on accident. >> So, for your like balancing everything, you still own the tattoo shop on Melrose, you still do the uh military service, >> Yep. >> and then you do security. Do you still barber? >> Yeah. >> Dang. >> He's a man of many jobs. >> I'm a hustler. >> You're raising your boy at the same time. >> Yep. >> is he now? >> Four. >> So, you were saying it's very easy to balance this all. What did you mean by that? >> I didn't say that. >> [laughter] >> You said you didn't understand why all why all the fathers are stressing out there. >> You know, it's it's it's one I just saw a post on IG where a dad's the wife is like, "Why aren't you paying attention?" And the whole time the dad's thinking about how to make 50 cheese in 3 days. You know what I mean? [laughter] That's me half every day. I'm just like, "Okay, well, we got to hit 100 grand to
6:42 be comfortable here. How we doing that?" She's like, "Why aren't you paying attention to Eli?" I'm just like, "Oh, my bad. I'm just trying to I don't even want to explain it. You [laughter] know what I mean? Cuz that's a whole 'nother conversation. >> That is the meme though. Like, how come dads are just like >> [laughter] >> staring off into space. >> Like, people are always just like, "He's look at him." Like, they film us, right? And they're like, "He's not even paying attention." Or didididididi. But the whole time in our head, we're really just like >> You're trying to formulate a plan. >> I got hell of money to make by in a week. How is that possible? >> What's your what's your stress level been like right now? Like, out of 10, if you would pick a number. >> ████ what? >> Thanks for coming down still though. >> [laughter] >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Yeah, thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thank you for your service. >> 15 out of 10 and you're still here, that's badass. >> That might be why he's here. >> [laughter] >> So, he could escape and call it work.
7:33 >> Well, look, it's just like 9 to 5, you have no control of. You get put on a schedule, right? And then you got to deal you got to balance with your lady, cuz she needs to work and then have time >> Like how do you trade off the kid or whatever, yeah. >> And then when I cut hair, I bring my kid with me. So, I said no screen time ever, but sometimes man, I'm just like, "Hey, sit the ████ down and watch choo choo trains, bro." Cuz I'm just like quickly cutting and they're like lately the clients are like, "Wow, you're fast." And I'm like, "I got to be, bro, like or my kid's going to be tripping." >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? >> Do you let your kid watch TV cuz I heard some parents don't let their kids watch TV. >> There's certain there's certain points >> I'm telling you, first of all, ideally when the wife's not out, absolutely that rule is in play. And sometimes you don't give a ████ man. You put that TV on, you just hope for the best. [laughter] >> You just can't. You just can't. But
8:23 >> Just hope she doesn't come home. I don't even care if I get caught. Like it's like it's like getting caught with your dick out jacking off, but you're just like, "Dude, this I needed this. What are you going to do to me, woman?" >> Yeah. But but it it becomes a like when they're older and they you watch them TV, boy, and they get stuck on it, it's a problem. >> Yeah, that's different. That's different. >> It is a problem cuz now they don't want to do nothing. And you're looking at them like, "You lazy dog." You know what I mean? You turn off the TV and you let them >> That's what you call your [laughter] kid? >> Yeah, you let them cry. But you gave me the TV, dad. Boy, you got to let them throw a tantrum for an hour. >> Oh, yeah. >> sometimes they're crying so much, I just walk outside the door real quick and I close it and I'm just like, "Is this loud?" And you hear him screaming and you're like, "Wow, that's pretty loud. I should call him." >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I just Boy, he's throwing a tantrum, so he doesn't know any He's
9:13 just in the corner, bro, and you're just like, "Hold on, let me just Wow, that's pretty loud. Let me >> [laughter] >> Just Hey, hey, calm down, buddy. Like let's let's do something. >> That's the solution. If I soundproof this better, his tantrums can go for all night. >> Sounds like you're doing pretty well, though. You got so many things going on for yourself. >> what like Bart said, uh older they get, things get easier, things get harder, but it's easier to figure out a routine. >> It gets harder and easier? >> Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I'll translate for him. What he So, you things are it gets easier, but you have new problems, but those harder problems are easier to manage. >> Okay. >> It's like, you know, when you get richer, you have more money, more problems, but it's better to have tax problems than I can't hunger problems.
10:03 Exactly. So, that's that's what it is. >> Once again, this is the only podcast that has a live translator, which is necessary for a guest who who came out of state to the show. >> Well, I'm also ████ so I I speak ████ so I understand. >> Yeah, ████ can also >> Kentucky Fried Chicken, dude. >> I understand. >> Yeah, it's it's weird, man. >> Is there anything that you would change about your current setup that would help? Like, what would it um Like, is there any improvements you can make right now to any part of that? >> The 50 Gs in 3 days. >> [laughter] >> More money. >> Just more money, just more pay. >> I bet you right now I did all the solution, the math and the problem, and it came up the the only result is more money. >> [laughter] >> Every time I see these Twitch streamers and they're all b███████, being like, "Ah, I got to stream for 5 hours today and all this s███." I always think of you. I'm always like, "That would be
10:53 like I think you would do that in a second." >> Hell yeah. Well, that's the goal, man. Stay home. >> Yeah. >> Work at home. >> And play games. Are you still doing your man-on-the-street interviews whenever you can? >> Well, I did a couple. I have hella videos stacked up. >> Oh, really? >> But, bro, I've been so tired. As soon as I try to edit, I'm just like, "Nah, I got to sleep." Cuz I got to put my kid to sleep. It takes about an hour for him me and him to be on the bed, you know, running around and fumbling and trying to put him to bed. It got to the point where he finally sleeps, so I'm like, "Damn, that's a little >> Damn, I'm tired, too, now. >> [laughter] >> And by the time you wake up, it's time for work. So, now that video is like a day behind, so I'm just like, >> [laughter] >> "I'll I'll work on it later, you know what I mean?" It's one of those. >> Dang, man. [clears throat] >> Yeah, but I'm trying. >> People love when you do those, when you walk up to to scenes of an accident and start
11:44 bothering cops. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's just it's just it's it's just hard. Right now it's hard. >> What if what if we get it and we react to it with you? >> Hey, that's cool. Yeah, let's go, baby. >> Like we we play it right here and then you just tell us what's going on. >> I will. I will. I'll do my >> So you be on the streets, baby. So this happened like 4 months ago. >> [laughter] >> No, I'll send you guys >> Do you have any evergreen accidents? >> [laughter] >> Cuz you All accidents are evergreen, right? >> I know, right? >> So much stuff. You still You're still living in Hollywood, right? >> Yeah, now we I'm figuring out an extra thing where as soon as we can, I just go out with a buddy of mine that I don't do ████ and I just go out and I've told him to hold a camera and just follow me. And the whole time we just wait. >> For ████ to happen? >> For ████ to happen. >> Like Nightcrawler, the Jake Gyllenhaal movie? >> Sadly, yeah. I mean, but then like we
12:34 don't really like wait. We just like do something in the >> I thought you were like busy and stuff. But we don't really wait. >> Instead of waiting, you just have him edit and you can just watch him. >> That's true. >> So you can make use of the footage cuz you keep recording. >> I didn't mean to say like waiting waiting like we both like just wait do nothing. [laughter] >> We buff up. >> But we we drive around to certain locations like MacArthur Park. >> Like hotspots? >> clowning on these guys. We're like, [snorts] "Yo, do you guys have nothing better to do? >> [laughter] >> Like, come on." So we're >> You guys have nothing >> WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING THEM? >> YEAH, WE'RE [laughter] we are creating something. And then we even on the smallest calls, like the fire departments. Like as soon as you see a fire department, like I mean firefighters with the lights on, we just follow that ████ >> [laughter] >> You know what I'm saying? No, they didn't get pulled over yet. So we follow them and they stopped there. We're just like, "What's going on,
13:25 boss?" He's like, "Hey, not too much." I'm just like, "That's cool. What happened here? He like, ah, not too much. You know what I mean? And then, luckily I not say who, but one of my friends you know, he's a PD and he tell he tells me what district to go to and that's where he gives me the calls to. >> Oh, wow. At least you're not doing that ████ where you're in city hall and be like, I can record it here. I absolutely have constitutional right to record here. >> Yeah. >> Cop watch guys? >> Yeah. >> Doing is not bad because it just goes up on stage. >> Those auditors? >> Yeah. So, whatever radio channel he gets, sends it over and I'm just we're right there. >> Are you still able to ride your motorcycle at all? >> I sold that thing. >> You have no bikes now? >> That's really smart. >> I haven't had time to ride. Um >> Damn. >> Is it a time thing or is it like I'm a dad now I don't want to risk my life there. >> I don't want to risk my life and it's a
14:15 time thing. I don't I can't just go out to go on cruise anymore. [clears throat] >> Well, you could you could go to places faster on a motorcycle so you save time. And the video footage is cooler. >> Yeah, but it's still dangerous. You know what I'm saying? At the end of the day >> Wow, that's very responsible of you. >> the days I have to go to work >> Very different Subin, huh? >> So, I I had to sell it. And then I I'm like, I don't even play games anymore lately. So, I've been trying to like >> You sold your simulator, your racing sim? >> I just took it down, never played it and I'm trying to think about I'm debating on selling my computer too cuz I just don't have time. >> Wow. >> But, don't you need it to edit? >> I'm on that I have a laptop. >> 50 grand in 3 days, brother. >> Oh. >> Yeah. >> Well, that computer maybe you could get like 800 bucks. >> Hell no. That was like a three grand computer, [laughter] bro. >> Oh, so you could get like 1,500? >> Two Gs, two Gs. >> Two Gs. >> Two Gs, two Gs, two Gs. >> Well, that's um Mr. Responsible Subin
15:07 back with us on JK. Let us know in the comments below how he can make 50 grand in 3 days. >> Donate. >> Sell crack.
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