0:00 I saw um two girls one cup and I kind of ████ me up a little bit in a good way kind of like recently he got horny yeah that's weird I was like pretending to throw up but afterwards I was like you still got chubbed that was fine he left immediately went to a Breyers [Music] anybody here a fan of the Mars chocolate bar oh the actual Mars bar and that's like 1950s ain't nobody eat that yeah I don't think any pizzas anymore huh you know what's the worst bar ever it's caramel which one Crunch bar what no you guys are losers there's a ████ ball no one wants a crunchbox no I have a Nostalgia for them though yeah I love them you're not gonna go to the store and buy a whole king size yes but they're not bad but no but they're not good and you gotta if you get a small mini one you're like oh okay
0:51 I got a Milky I always like the crispy ones that have the rice crackers and stuff no extra Dynamic roses texture Dynamic all right out of all of the bars what's your top three it's not Crunch and now you look like a dummy it's not crunch what's your number [Laughter] anything else other than crunch yeah yeah no I was thinking more like the Mars Bar the ████ uh Baby Ruth the Almond Joy Baby Ruth wait you think almond Joy's good no no no I'm saying that the category it has to be like an actual bar just wigs count yeah Snickers the Twigs Almond Joy and Crunch bars are literal trash Crunch bars are bombs are
1:42 nasty crunch Almond Joys isn't that the coconut one yeah I like that hey Crunch bars with ice cream in the middle bro you throw ice cream anywhere and it's ████ good but I remember those those are good those are the only Crunch bars are bomb anyways give your top three what's your number one though Crunch bar no you're lying you're lying you look like you're lying on people you're lying to the people Anthony looking there you're like you bring me a crush on this one I'll eat it fully I'll eat it too I'm ████ talking fat but don't lie to the people I'm not lying to the people have you had a nutritious that sounds that sounds like discontinued take five bro you guys are crazy about to take five right now 99 Cent Story okay let me bring all that comments from the Zoomers or you are out of pocket crunch is pretty good though all right what about it Mars oh yeah KitKat Mars Bars yeah all right their company has actually just been fined
2:33 after two workers almost drowned in one of their tanks of chocolate I've seen that movie I want a drown in it wait didn't this happen in The Simpsons the the comic book guy was like best pose ever and he wanted to like freeze and it happened in Willy Wonka right it happens in general but I mean common common yeah this is usually it didn't happen to you um two workers fell into a vat of chocolate and almost drowned how does that happen it was actually last year because they don't know how to swim yeah this is the one we did this before and we said it was because it was a 90s fight and they were on the railing wrestling because they both went they'd come out that's why you gotta have a lifeguard next to the pool of chocolate and pull them out did we talk about this where they had the uh fine settle is that why this is new news I think it's like this is a development yeah but we
3:23 did do the initial went back in the day yeah yeah basically they were only fine well what do you think that they would be fine for something like that someone died no no they almost got drowned the two got fined they didn't get fined the Mars Factory got fun was there a lasting injury no safety bar no handwriting I now hate all chocolate lasting injury what's the lawsuit dude you've Fallen chocolate and you come out smiling come on that sounds like a kid's dream they for real almost drowned though they had to like come in because they couldn't come out of it so they had to come in and drill a hole at the bottom of the vet and ████ drain it and then they can pull the pull the people out but they didn't die these guys are losers they need to have bars like bars not candy bars but they could hold on to metal bars this is very confusing but they didn't break a bone they didn't die that's no lawsuit they had a nice little fondue ████ that's a dream come true
4:13 it's like you fell that's like the biggest gaslighting though it's like hey you fell in a ████ batch of chocolate stop complaining everybody would love that yeah I got a bruise from all the gold bars you scrounged me and I'm rich now oh no you drowned the ████ oh no like that's what you want no no lawsuit two thousand bucks apparently the occupational safety and health administration AKA OSHA said the workers were not authorized to work in the tanks and were not trained on the proper safety procedures for the equipment so I don't know if it was a matter of them just following they were Guatemalan or if they were like intentionally supposed to be in these tanks to do certain maintenance work this is why Willy Wonka got Oompa Loompas is because he didn't want to humans anymore he's like Oompa Loompas are chill yeah you know are you
5:04 dehumanizing Oompa Loompas no but that's exactly why he got Oompa Loompas because they're good workers workers were like suing them I gotta go workers were stealing uh Secrets yeah but Oompa Loompas they're loyal to the soil huh they're loyal yeah they're and they don't work to the soil that what they grow out of I don't know where oopa lipas come from they come from the jungle I got a confession what you know Oompa Loompas literally gave me nightmares they're scary bro they're really ████ scary I don't know I do remember feeling sad when the song came out and I was really upset I didn't like the song because I knew something bad was gonna happen oh for the kids Willy Wonka was weird bro it's really creepy it's super the whole thing they're making a new one right they've already made a new one no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no one I don't know if uh what's his name I guess Willy Charlie Charlie no I think Charlie's
5:54 taking over now [Music] the one that's coming right now oh there's a new one yeah so it's like a re it's like a but I think Charlie's the guy now I might be wrong there but there is a new new one coming oh and Charlie becomes I think but I might be wrong there but there is a new one it's gonna be called Wonka that's a it's a new prequel to Charlie and the Chocolate all right so it's in the back due for release this year a prequel how much do they get fined though nothing oh it's how Willy Wonka fourteen thousand dollars okay plus nothing to them that's nothing wrong million dollar company being fined for white bothered they're like oh ████ two of your ████ workers just fell in a vat of chocolate they almost drowned oh ████ it's like how much does it cost me fourteen thousand dollars all right they need a counter suit what were those two fools going in there anyways we're
6:44 trying to ████ have a secret love affair that's exactly what they were saying this is a secret love affair for sure I'm saying they shouldn't have had the Valentine's Day chocolate makes a good Lube is that what you're telling them strawberries in there and camouflage yeah I never understood why people like to have sexual things with chocolate because it looks like you're doing ████ play and also sticky dude you're into Scott see yeah I am I have to agree with everything these guys say now that's crazy like some not specifically scat but close watch just butthole play I saw um two girls one cup and it kind of ████ me up a little bit in a good way kind of like recently he got horny yeah that's weird I was like pretending to throw up but afterwards I was like you still got chubbed this ████ was fine he left immediately went to a Briars for chocolate ice cream like I used to hate chocolate ice cream until I watched
7:34 uh two girls one cup and I really got into chocolate I don't I'm not into ████ player he decided to stay brown belt forever yeah you won't ever upgrade for the record I'm not in the ship no I don't I don't like I don't like milk chocolate though I don't love chocolate I don't like milk I only eat dark chocolate milk chocolate's disgusting mixed with some ████ so my uh not ████ but mixed with some like vanilla ice cream I do like it mixed better yeah but like a Neapolitan yeah or I just can't eat like just chocolate like that's why I like Reese's peanut butter yeah same same hey guys dude it's yo comment below crunch all right comment below and let them know that it's not even the top five candy did Ryan say he hasn't watched two girls top five I really like Crunch bars Ryan just admitted to me that he's never seen
8:24 two girls one cup and last time I said that these ████ ████ are bullies maybe watch it I didn't watch the top top Ryan's the director of that video I I watched I was the light producer yeah some weird or stuff like that like with cereal hey what's in the Babe Ruth there's one with the funnel honest top three if I were to get candy bars classic candy bars Reese's cow oh yeah okay uh I'm gonna for sure do the Twix yep Twix is good Twix for sure you're okay with that yeah uh and Reese's counts I think Reese's I think it counts then I'm gonna throw Reese's in there they have re-sticks I know but in the
9:14 shape of the rapper is a bar okay yeah and then third would probably they'll probably be Crush bar okay Milky Way thanks those are for church milk church it's like a Twix bar no one's ever said chocolate gold those are like Halloween handouts you know what I mean they're like the first thing bro if your face fillers no bro if you go to any kid's house and they got the variety bag crunch is the last one chosen not at my house you saved the best for last bro oh you saved that for moms that ████ is a Tootsie Roll that's all Apple was the last thing ski waves are always left behind though really no one likes milk I feel like milky Way's top 10. they're good they're good but they're Left Behind not Crunch bars speakers better than Milky Way yeah yeah same to me they're saying okay you know what's a low-key hitter a score bar what the heck
10:05 is that that was that what's a score bar with the k s k o r which one with pretzels five sorry one of my favorite ████ Toblerone that's good that doesn't count that's like Asian moms at Costco foreign dude I always enjoyed Ghirardelli's with the caramel inside yeah or what's the Swiss Mountain looking one the Swiss Mountain looking it's on the label oh the Andes The Mint one no no no no just chocolate oh or with caramel in it it's like that fancy one pinky up chocolate oh I don't know you've had it it's got like a mountain I like a dinner mint I like those those Cliff Bars no no
10:56 no no no no no similar label though there's a mountain yeah it's not Andy's no oh look that ████ up dog we need to figure that one out that sounds too familiar Snickers in there I love Snickers it's Snickers they made fun of me for liking that Snickers with a glass of milk what was the one where in high school kids will go around selling chocolate bars and they had they were like almost like little um oh and it's in a triangle yeah and there's three kinds one is like a crunch where it's got the Rice Krispies one has caramel in it one's like dark
11:46 chocolate what's almonds yeah the tiniest ████ almonds dude almonds and chocolate is kind of horseshit too those go good together box and chocolate are the only reasons why I eat seeds thank you thank you for that chocolate I don't I don't I don't I don't wait you don't like nuts and chocolate I'll eat it but it's definitely not like the ghost so okay what's your goat what's your what's your what's your chocolate eater try tweaks Reese's and crunch baby there's a ████ nuts in The Recess right there there's no that's a peanut it's a fake peanuts it's peanut butter it's not even real peanut no shot and Reese's that's just bright orange what so what kind of peanuts y'all that's the wrapper all these people that are allergic could have been eating it all this time but likely it says may contain peanuts it's a peanut sauce though if it was real peanut it'd be like peanuts it says it's peanut powder it's fake peanut powder no but there's there's like remnants of peanuts
12:37 in there ribs nah there's no chunks what kind of ████ expired ass Reese's y'all eat it's solidified back I'll say something though real quick I've been liking the Reese's fins no the ratio is Reese's eggs olives oh what oh no you're wow Reese's eggs is the best candy bar ever created the reason hey y'all never celebrated Easter yeah bro I've never seen that before no shot you've seen the Christmas tree oh the reason's Christmas do you guys not have holidays in L.A Mike the Reese's the Christmas tree they got they got nuts in here yeah it's like Christmas tree eggs thin bars crunch right I've never seen what you're talking about crunch is so bad have you had the crunch bites that uh
13:27 bites are better that's what I'm saying [Music] foreign
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