0:00 All right. Um, we're gonna have to talk about this. There's no way to avoid it. You are into this, so you'll like it a lot. But, uh, you guys have noticed Hyrox had a very interesting situation. >> Oh my goodness. Who did you say was in Hyrox? Anthony or Haley? >> Uh, Anthony. He's not into Hyrox. He's into the results of this one. Diarrhea mostly. Do you know about this? >> Is this where the chick passed out and then the boyfriend kept competing? No. >> Nope. It's even worse than that. >> She had diarrhea. >> OH, NO. This is Australian Hierrux competitor Joanna Viric and she was leading an event in Beijing. And during this event, she's in the lead. She totally shot herself, leaking diarrhea all over the course for everyone else to enjoy. >> God, >> the officials did not stop her. Even though she created a biohazard for everybody else competing, they had rules
0:50 for no spitting or blowing snot, but they had nothing for straight dookie. So, she ended up winning the event. Hierrock's uh co-founder actually issued a statement just this recently apologizing to all that were directly or indirectly affected. >> So she was on the podium with ████ on her leg. >> Yeah. Spreading. >> Did she win because like everyone else was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not stepping in s███." Or did she like genuinely >> That's what you would think, right? You Second place was behind by a lot. Absolutely insane. Like >> the thumbnail looks like she definition, but that's that's ████ running down. >> Yeah. So this is her. This is her afterwards. >> She did a kissy face. >> She posted Yeah, she posted a kissy face photo saying go hard or go home. They say a win is a win. In all seriousness, thank you for the support. I'll be back soon. >> So I think the online sentiment is that's absolutely disgusting. Um why
1:42 would you ruin the whole course like that? But if I were to play devil's advocate or maybe just like someone >> diarrhea's advocate, go ahead. >> Diarrhea's advocate. >> Good luck, sir. If she's an athlete, which she is, like in a lot of endurance, like marathon sports, >> they ████ themselves and that's part of the norm. >> So if she's from that world, like from the endurance, >> ████ yourself athletics world. >> Yes. This is normal. That's usually an outdoor thing. >> Yes. >> But slot players do it, too. >> Slot machines. >> Yeah. >> They ████ themselves. >> Yeah. They wear adult diapers so they can sit there for >> Oh, it's like a point of pride, right? But at least they wear a diaper. >> Yeah, they at least >> that's the consideration. >> But like, did she know she was going to ████ herself? Like, was she having stomach issues? >> She's getting ████ on all the equipment. Like, people have to use stuff. >> She's on this ski skier. >> That's a completely different level.
2:33 >> Cooling up diarrhea. >> Did she ████ in the beginning or did it happen like halfway through? Like >> it looks like it happened like midway. Yeah. >> But I'm just So, all I'm trying to do is provide a little bit of cont. It's absolutely disgusting. >> No, that's the dilemma though. Absolutely disgusting. But I'm just trying to provide a little bit of context. If she comes from that world, then in her brain, winning is winning is not a phrase. It's a true mindset, right? So, if she has that mindset, then she's just coming into this race >> having diarrhea. >> Um, but not reading the room and going, "Wait, people have a different culture here." >> You would be team diarrhea. >> I'm not team diarrhea. I >> ████ would be, dude. >> Team diarrhea. You're diarrhea. You're saying it right. The funny thing is people have equated to saying like if this were a children's PE class, they would have stopped it. But then adults crapping all over equipment. >> Maybe there should be a rule of if you
3:23 can't finish it without pooping your pants. >> You're disqualified, >> dude. That the fact that this is like a rotating track where different people are using. >> That's what I'm saying. And she's in the lead. She's in the lead, by the way. >> So everyone else >> is using it after her. >> Do you think she did it on purpose so that she would win? >> A squid with its ink. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like this is my defense mechanism. Everyone stay away from me. >> She's just eating Webos's rancheros right before. >> I'm also not for her. >> Oh, >> but >> all of a sudden, dude, >> you guys remember my story of when I had creatine and Korean barbecue and I had to >> tell Haley what happened. >> Okay. >> I'm assuming you ████ yourself. >> Spoiler alert. Oh, you read minds, huh? >> So, I I was going on a jog and but the night before >> Yeah. This is how you jog. I don't know. >> That's fast though. It's fast. I was going on a jog and I had Korean barbecue the night before.
4:13 >> Okay. >> In the morning, I had creatine and I re I realized that creatine and Korean food, at least in me, >> Uhhuh. >> doesn't mix well. >> How many grams? >> But uh probably just 5 to 10 g. >> Oh, dude, you're a ████ then. >> So, I'm running around my neighborhood and you know, like in a lot of Vegas, it's just a bunch of random like gated communities. Like you can't even see what's going on the inside. So, I'm just running around a bunch of those neighborhoods. When I'm about a quarter mile away from home, I get the bubble guts feeling and I'm like, "Holy ████ I don't think I'm going to make it." And all I'm wearing is like running shorts >> and AirPods. >> Are they shorter than the ones you're wearing now? >> Way shorter. Like this. Like this. >> They're munched up. >> So, I didn't think I was going to make it. Then I run to this neighborhood and I see, you know, some of those uh gated communities has a name of the community.
5:03 This one's called Caramel Cliffs. I was like, "Okay, the only place I can go is probably behind here, and I have to car." >> So, I go over there. >> Just saying the actual name is wild, right? >> I go over there. I put my back against the the sign >> like my pants and I just let it rip. And I was hoping So, the only way you could see me is if your car driving into the community. If they drove in, they would have just saw a guy with running shorts and AirPods just ████ letting it rip. And I had no choice. >> Did anyone drive by? Did they see you? >> No. Good thing it was 7:00 a.m. >> Do you think they had security cameras? >> Cuz it's a gated neighborhood >> and there's a bunch of flock cameras out here. I bet you you're on flock taking a ████ >> It was flock ████ boy. It was called Caramel Cave.
5:53 >> Oh, Caramel Caves. Okay, cool. >> You made it ████ brown cave though. >> Caramel Cave. If he if she was on some creatine Korean barbecue, she couldn't hold it, I don't think. >> Brother, you can't defend this. >> You've done so many fitness competitions out of your gym. Would you stop things if someone was like diarrheaing all over the place >> in my gym? ████ yeah. Hey, what the ████ >> But then I thought that's a champions mentality. >> They're pring on bench press. >> I don't I watched you talk about that on JK News, man. I don't care about champions. So, if there was a powerlifting competition at your gym and someone was just spraying diarrhea, >> you know what? That's happened so much though. >> Diarrhea is a different level of like >> you got to go when you got to go. >> Well, how did you deal with it when it happened before? >> So, you can't stop it. >> You know, in powerlifting like the the power in powerlifting, the lift >> is so in the moment.
6:45 >> Like, let's say someone's >> and you're using a lot of this. >> Yeah. And let's say they just vomit, right? >> It already came out, >> right? >> They're not going to try to do it again. So this is like cyclical over and over and over. You can stop it. Power of the thing. I ████ myself. Like get the ████ out of here. >> So they can't do their second or third truck. >> They can't ████ themselves. I'm going to go again. >> Okay. You know what? I'm on her side. >> I'm not on her side. >> How are you on her side? >> State your case. State your case. >> I'm on her side. >> Defend her right now. Go. >> Cuz there's only two options. Cuz like you said, she already ████ herself. Like she couldn't stop it. It happened. So there's two things. One, you walk off as a decency. And you will always just be the girl to ████ yourself. Or you'll always be the girl to ████ herself, but you won. >> Oh, that's a good point. Damn, I didn't think of that. >> Champions mentality. >> That's why the issues is not it's not necessarily her fault. It's Hyrox's
7:35 fault. >> As in official, you should you're supposed to be like, "Hey, you got to go." >> Which is why they're updating the rule book. >> Hydration stations or anything along the way where she could have grabbed a freaking towel or something to like cuz are they wiping down the machines and material even for sweat or anything else? like, >> well, if she goes out of the lanes, isn't she like disqualified at that point? >> She's going to have a longer time. She's going on station to station, dude. She's trying to win. >> Also, not to play devil's advocate. But let's say let's say she lost the last nine comps. >> Okay, >> this is the first one. She's in the lead. She knows she's going to get a Nike sponsorship later on. Does she go, "F███ it. I'm going to try to win." >> I bet you she gets a dude wipe sponsorship or something. Like, that's who that's who's reaching out to her. One of the funny things to come out of this is is that they revealed she actually does have a sponsorship from Puma. >> PUMA.
8:26 >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE. That's my AI. Yeah. So now that now it's like the Puma. I don't know. I thought that was a real thing. >> Such good branding for Puma. Like just out of nowhere. >> Sure. You want to you want to sponsor this? >> If it's like not your fault, it's hilarious. >> I can't unhar Puma. >> It's funny cuz like because she's Australian, you know, like with Ray Gun and stuff, they're calling her SPRAY GUN. >> OH MY GOD. DID YOU watch that documentary? Did you watch? >> No, I can't I can't get myself to watch it. Very insightful. I can't do it. Nina wants to watch it. >> You watched it. Are you on her side now or >> No, no, no, no. They bring on like a couple other dancers who like grew up in in break dancing with her and like the from the jump they're like she was something different. >> She's definitely a special case. >> If she had a documentary, is there anything that could be revealed that would put you on her side? just that if she lost everything, this was her first chance.
9:16 >> Or what if one of her fellow competitors like poisoned her like gave her because they knew she was going to win? >> Like a Tanya Harding type ████ Okay. >> Yeah. >> Imagine Hy Rock is that competitive. Is it like that? >> Well, the pros, right? Cuz there's amateur like league and then there's actual pro league. >> What if there's a league where everyone's allowed to ████ >> I'm in. There's been like like especially in Texas, there's been like cheer high school cheer competitions and the mom will go out and like kill the girl that made the squad cuz her daughter didn't. Like >> good mom. >> That's a good mom. >> Yeah, they're taking it really far. >> Bart's mom. >> That's what they need. >> Would you be opposed to that? What >> if they wanted to host at your gym? >> The gym that I don't own anymore. >> Yeah. If they wanted to host uh High Rocks, but it's one where they're allowed to ████ >> Everyone must ████ >> Yeah. >> ████ no. It's like the enhanced Olympics but every bring in a san sanitization
10:08 company to clean everything. Hell no. >> That could be an interesting competition. Like give everyone Mirax or something before and be like whoever doesn't ████ themselves is the who can hold it the longest. >> Korean barbecue and creatine. >> Yeah. >> Korean barbecue and creatine. >> Um what's it called? Hy rocks is a team thing, right? >> It can be. >> There's there's individuals. There's team. God. God. So was she in the individual division? probably think so. >> I'm assuming I'm assuming >> I wouldn't want to be on her team, dude. >> ████ no. >> Well, that's the only other part that that put me on that side because I'm like, you're letting your team down. Not only did you ████ yourself, you run out. >> Oh, >> your whole team is disqualified versus you're just like, man, I'm going to be the ████ girl anyway. Let's win this. >> If you were partnered with an athlete, right, >> would you rather they remove themselves and you guys lose or you have to work out through your partner's ████ Like,
10:58 you have to touch it, too. >> It depends. It dep really depends on the concept and the partner. >> How much do you care about high rocks is the question. >> Like what if you and your wife were competing together? >> Yeah, if it's my wife and like everything >> cuz it's her ████ It's fine. >> It's her ████ Whatever, dude. >> Whatever. >> My daughter took a public ████ once. We went to uh we went to I took my kids back to Philly and my daughter's name is Rocky and so I took them to the Rocky Steps obviously, but like all week we were eating soft pretzels and water rice and cheese steaks like doing the whole thing. So, we ran the rocky steps and then we were leaving and we were like on the way back to the car. She's like, "Mom, I have to go potty." And there was a public bathroom right across the street. I was like, "All right, we'll go across the street." And we're walking. And she couldn't wait. So, in the middle of Benjamin Franklin Parkway, which is like a big circle with like uh car traffic, like human traffic. She just pulled her pants down, was bent over, and started spray ████ everywhere.
11:50 And she was like four years old at the time, so I was like, I don't know what to do. So, I stood on top of her. So if you were driving by, like it literally looks like me blowing mud out of my ass cuz she's so tiny. >> You're like a ventriloquist FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE. >> YEAH, IT was a scene. It was a scene. So like it happens when you got to go. You got to go. >> And did you have to clean it all up yourself? >> I we had like water bottles and I just I just like sprayed it down cuz it was like in the grass. I was like, "Ah, there was a lot of homeless people around anyway." So I was like, "It works, you know." >> Blame it on one of them. >> Yeah, they did it. They did it. >> They did it. That's ████ convenient, though. >> Yeah. >> Imagine doing that. I was like, "Dude, if you have to go ████ you see the public restroom or you see like a homeless encampment." >> Well, you know, either one. They probably smell the same. >> Dang. So, you're for it, right? >> Yeah, I'm for it. >> You're for it. Against it. You guys are both >> No, I feel like I I I'm on her side. >> I'm I'm for it. >> You're I'm for it. I'm for it. She won.
12:41 If she didn't win, >> that's what I'm saying. >> I never saw it the way you said, and I appreciate that point of view, honestly. You got to You got to make If you're H High Rocks, you got to strip her of her title immediately, dude. And you got to give it to the second place girl, dude. That's what you have to do. >> You don't think she deserves to win? >> Nah, dude. Cuz she This is unfair advantage because if she's smoke screening every >> You're telling me if you're behind this chick, you're not going to hesitate a little bit? >> I'm hesitating. Those seconds matter, bro. Those seconds matter. >> It does feel like such a go- go gadget poop thing that like no one else can compete with her. Then >> is there law behind cuz like I know like on the party buses if somebody threw up it was a biohazard and they had to pay a fine and like you everyone had to get off. So, LIKE THAT'S FOR SURE A BIOHAZARD. >> As somebody who's recently had to clean up a lot of diarrhea that wasn't mine. >> You did? >> As someone who recently had to do this >> where >> at the gym for real. >> It's It's just not okay, dude. You guys
13:32 can't see the evil I just saw. In the bathroom. >> Oh, in the bathroom. >> But not in the toilet though. Not in the toilet. >> They didn't make it. >> Yeah, just everywhere else but the toilet. >> Was it a grown person or a kid? >> It was a grown person. >> Can I ask female or male? >> It was a male. >> Okay. >> How could you tell? I'M ASSUMING WHICH BATHROOM it was in would give it away. >> I saw the beginning and I saw the middle and I saw the end. I saw the whole thing. >> Wait, how did you see the middle? >> Come on, dude. >> Wait. So, somebody was someone was in distress and you were walking them through it. >> Saw them. I saw them before look for the bathroom and asked me for the bathroom and I said, "Right in there, my man, >> brother." Not knowing it would have a repaint and then I heard all kinds of commotion or in the middle. I was like, "That's not good. Uh, >> that's not good. >> Was he moaning and groaning? >> No, it was it was just hand dryer, closing, sink, flush, hand dryer, sink.
14:24 It was just all the And I was like, that's not in the right order. Order of operations is off. >> What's that movie? I see Bob Saget walking into a ████ filled room. >> What is that movie? >> Bob Saget. >> Yes. It's like the end of a movie and Bob Saget walks in and it's just like a s█████████ room. Oh, I'm going to have to look it up. >> I don't know if I know that one. >> Is he playing a dad? Because that's all >> Yeah. Yeah. All I know is Full House. >> He's always playing a dad. That's his thing. That's what he does. Did you find it? >> Uh Bob Saget funny bathroom poop scene. Dumb and dumber. >> Okay. That's what I thought. I was going to say the first one, but >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. It is dumb and dumber. >> Wow. >> That was me. That was me. >> That was me. You were the Bob Saget of the day. >> Yeah. And then so so having to clean up that type of diarrhea. This is not okay. >> Yeah. I mean, this is hard cuz it's spread across so much real estate. Well, have you seen like on marathon races
15:14 like you were saying like sometimes chicks will get their period ████ or like free bleed for like protests or whatever? It's essentially the >> free bleed for protests, but I still feel like diarrhea is like another level above that. Diarrhea is the final level. It's final. It's final boss from the >> coaches coach's strategic perspective. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't it have been better if she just took a quick detour, pulled her pants and just ████ in the corner and not affect the course and then come back and then make up for lost time? Cuz I don't think while you're ████ you're actually moving that fast. Like can you sprint and ████ at the same time? >> No, but if she was lifting or something squat, let it out. >> Oh yeah. >> I think you >> time it with your grunts like Yeah. >> I think if you went to the side real quick just like 2 feet >> like a pit stop. >> ████ >> Okay. Get back on. >> I think you can make up for last time,
16:05 >> bro. What if What if MJ during the flu game was just ████ out of his shorts the whole game? >> Pull out from half just ████ everywhere. That would be not >> But then maybe that's how she got away with it because she made it look unintentional the entire time. >> Yeah, she's not even acknowledging it. What's that one? That one is the wor, >> bro. There's There's even worse ones I've seen. >> Like how's Yeah, dude. Like look at the people that are like walking next to >> that guy. Look at that guy. Yeah. Yeah, dude. >> And nobody stepped in there >> cuz this is also in China. >> Oh, I was I thought it was Australia. >> Oh, she's Australian. >> But it's in Beijing. >> Does she have a coach? Like, is there someone on the side? >> So now all these Chinese people are like, "Oh, look at the dirty white people, man. What the hell?" >> Her stuff went viral in China. >> It's Dude, look at it here. >> That's crazy, dude. Everyone's talking. >> Well, let us know in the comments what you think, who you agree with, who you disagree with. Should this be something
16:56 that they I mean, Hyrox already did change the rules. Is that a good thing? justified. Let us know in the comments.
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