0:00 Imagine you are with a 10 out of 10 chick. Right? And you live in Spain. >> Wow. >> and you are so in love and love and life. And then a huge World Cup Spanish soccer star decides that your chick's pretty hot. He hits her up in the DMs and she abandons you and >> And this is after 5 years, right? >> After 5 years. And she's immediately with this cat. >> Marriage? >> Yeah. >> Like >> Were they >> Marriage not marriage. >> Girlfriend. >> She's on the bottom not on top. >> Now. But that's what happened. >> Wait, wait, wait. They're married couple? >> No, no, no. >> Couple at the bottom, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Top, no. >> Yeah. >> Holy They were together 5 years. He just got a DM. >> DM destroyed everything. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is he like
0:51 What's his name? Beckham? Or like is he like Is he top >> He's top of the the top team right now. >> Of the Spanish team that just won the World Cup. >> So he's top dog right now. But not of the Premier League. >> But he also has a different girl every year apparently. >> He's a player. And she's just play She's just taking the player for a ride. >> Okay. >> Right? >> Yeah. >> So you see her, right? Just want to get close. So you get an idea, right? He finds her dime piece. And then down here she was with this cat 3 weeks ago. This is like her guy 5 years. >> Geez. >> Just turn >> What does the What does the caption say? What does the caption say? I want to see those stats that somebody wrote. >> It It It says >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. This This is the best part. >> Uh you >> You have 1,500 followers. You locked down your 10 out of 10 girl. You spent 5 years together. But the soccer star from your country with 50 million followers wants your girl. She dumps you in 2
1:42 weeks for Lamine Yamal. Now he took her to the World Cup. Competition was unfair. >> I mean, dude, it's like it's one of those things where you're like >> Wait. I I Okay, so it makes it way more ████ up that they were married. Like if it was a boy I don't know that they were married but >> I don't know if they're married. >> Oh, they weren't married. >> I don't know that they were married. >> Oh, okay. My bad. >> Okay. But so you clean up your mess and we'll continue. Apologize to the people. No, I'm kidding. >> So I kind of get it. >> I get it, too. >> It's ████ up. It's scary. >> It's scary, yeah. It is but also you that's kind of on you a little bit because you got to know what kind of girl you have. >> she was a her? >> You got to know what kind of girl you got. >> She might not have known the kind of girl she was. >> Nah, nah. I don't believe that. >> Sometimes Sometimes you figure out who
2:32 you are when somebody with 50 million followers World Cup status hits you up and you're like, I am that I'm her. It's like when Austin Reaves start hitting every bucket and he's like, I'm him. You know what I mean? Sometimes for out of nowhere. It's like Jeremy Lin. 2 weeks out of nowhere he's in the top of the world. After that he's nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Like life just hits you, you take your shot. >> Be both ways, bro. >> Do you think Do you think it's possible that your girl doesn't know she's that kind of girl? >> I'm just saying when life hits you sometimes you don't >> Mayor, you're already mayor. Just answer. >> Imagine like Barack Obama in his 20s hits up >> But my That's the thing. I know that would never happen with Smacc because >> like black people. >> No, well, no. She just sees herself as She looks at herself like, I could be that big myself. You know what I mean? Like she doesn't
3:22 look at it like >> not fair cuz she's not going to help me out. >> She's that big now. She is that big. >> No, you don't get it. You don't get it. >> She's a peasant girl. >> never be as big as Smacc. >> No, because she's >> It's a bigger gap when it's like you're a ████ nobody and then Michael Jordan in his prime is like, you want to go to a game? >> Or like Giannis. Right? Like Giannis just recently came out on a bunch of podcasts and he's like, I know my wife isn't hot and everyone says, why aren't you getting with a bunch of models? But he's "Cuz she's a loyal ass b████." And I'm like >> Well, [laughter] that's not a nice thing >> I don't say anything. Oh god damn. Oh god damn. >> But yeah, I think that that's the difference. It's like you kind of should know what you're dealing with. If you have the kind of girl that that looks up to that type of thing, that sees that greatness as like something that could be good for her, then that's dangerous for you. >> Yeah, dude. There's only one
4:12 >> heart eyes and just be like Oh, she's so loyal to me. >> That's the thing. I think people are as loyal as their options. >> All right, let me let me let me give you let me give you a scenario. Well, I'm I'm going to ████ protect this girl. 5 years You're that young. It's been ████ stale, bro. >> Yeah, he he didn't ask you to marry him or nothing? >> Yeah, and then it's already toward the end. You know what? That's a picture with family. Of course, you're going to be happy. Whatever. But they're arguing after this ████ You know what I mean? And then she's like, "Man, I'm thinking about leaving. Oh my god, look at who DM'd me." She's already She was already on her way out. >> [laughter] >> Also, also your screen's up. Also >> No, it's not. >> Let's say >> [laughter] >> she gets with this this dude. And even if everybody's like, "You know he's with a new chick every year. You know
5:02 the reality of the world today is she can literally hook up with this dude for a little bit. He can dump her and then she still came up on it. She can still have >> She could write a book. >> Because she's also ████ hot. Like that's a difference, too. You know, it's not like he he went to Make-A-Wish Foundation and like saved her, right? And she was like a four out of 10. >> I don't think Steve agrees that she's hot, by >> I don't think that she's hot. >> [laughter] >> That's my thing. >> Just to have Steve's objection. >> Okay, maybe that's an interesting photo. I think she's objectively an attractive human. >> Mostly when you're ████ chicks it was with the lights off. I'm having your back. Steve, my bad. She's not that dark. I had kept the lights on. >> Having his back. >> All right, look. Oh, she's objectively attractive. >> Agreed. Attractive, yes. >> Okay, so >> point is that means that like even afterwards, yeah, she can go on the podcast tour, she can do merch, she can
5:53 do write a book, she can >> She can Remember the caller daddy chick who was like ████ Luke Bryan or whatever? It's like the same thing. >> the big thing where I'm not surprised is she's Latin. They like to do this. >> [clears throat] >> Whoa, whoa, I didn't know that. Expand. >> to date up? >> They just They everyone I thought Latin people just constantly cheating on each other all day and they just horny. Isn't that true? I thought that was stereotype like like Latin guys has like 10 girlfriends, the girls are also having a ████ affair. Like I thought that was normal. >> that I'm seeing it more is that and I maybe this is why like we can't understand it as as well. I think because she's in a country where World Cup is ████ everything. >> Right. >> It's so important to them. You know, like that's It's not like uh, you know >> That and Jesus. >> Cuz we don't even have like as World Cup
6:43 is important to them, we don't even have a sport that important to us. You know what I mean? It's soccer to them still ████ way >> So that's like Hercules. >> So we can't even be like it's like NBA players doing No, it's even bigger than that. Yeah. >> I'm a winking at your chick. >> If you're If you're Democrat, if you're Democrat. >> Well, I'm just I'm nervous about it anyway cuz he's an attractive dude. >> But then what if she don't like black guys? >> Well, yeah, I wouldn't be worried about it. I don't think we have to worry about it. >> Yeah, no, so I have a racist wife. It's ████ perfect. Yeah. But it definitely I think that's that's a special type of person to do that. >> I think they should just put everybody on game to the idea that like especially if you got like a hot chick >> [laughter] >> she can bounce anytime. >> Well, the problem is >> always somebody hotter than you, more popular than you, richer than you at some point. >> Yeah. >> And it's like Hunger Games out there,
7:33 dude. Right? She's plucking these these ████ from these plucking these ████ from the capital and being like come with live with me and ████ Alicia. >> Yeah. One year with the top guy and he's taking you to the around the world, World Cup, all that or you're going to spend another You're already with 5 years You already have 5 years with this guy. And you're still young. And you're like, "Roller coaster with a rock star or plain and simple with a stable man?" Go. Are you a What do you >> I'm going I I I don't I never been a girl to know, but to to ride with somebody who I'm coming up with feels better than getting plucked. Does that make sense? >> But what At what point though
8:24 where would you be Would this work out for you? Where you Where you would >> Like if this was like ████ like um >> [sighs and gasps] >> Who's this big booty Latina who just was at the World Cup? Shakira Shakira If Shakira just was like "Steve Green, call me. ████ Steve Green, ████ call me." >> You're 25 years old. >> Yeah, and I'm 25 years old. I would be like, "Yeah, I'm calling her. I don't give a f███." >> Yeah, you're ditching whoever girlfriend? >> She's Shakira. >> It's Shakira. >> She's 40. I'm like, "This is a scam. I'm This is I'm like there there is a an Arab guy behind this or like there's an Indian call center guy." >> Well, that's that's why it's relative to how fulfilled you feel in your life. Like if you feel like you haven't experienced enough ████ yet, you can't resist. But if you're like, "Dude, I'm good. I know where some of these roads go. I like the one I'm on. I'll never get that again." >> How come you can say deep ████ but
9:15 quickly and it takes him like ████ paragraphs to ████ say deep ████ How come Why Why do you think? >> Cuz he's better than me. >> No, don't >> [laughter] >> Hey, give him props. >> No, give him props. >> No, you you're supposed to give bro code. >> [laughter] >> So >> Look how deep that was. >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> This guy didn't say anything deep or need a lighter or anything. It's just ████ We all just shut up and let him go. We're like, "Where is this [laughter] going?" >> No, he's he's he's >> time. I'm waiting for you to laugh. >> He's waiting for the wrap-up. >> Yeah. I'm a good I'm really good with timing. My timing's amazing. All right. So, this girl You're a girl, okay? >> Yep. >> Just put that in your head. You're a girl. You're this girl. >> I'm a girl. >> Okay? Back to my scenario. Your relationship with Dale, wouldn't you rather be a hoe
10:06 and enjoy This is once-in-a-lifetime. You think this peasant ████ is ever going to do every anything ever like it's been stale? Yeah. She's never going to do anything else in life that's ever exciting. It's your one ticket. >> But yeah, I >> Yeah. Or else you're going back to the street market selling ████ leather bands on a watch or something. >> Add the the the the trait that the relationship's stale, then yeah, you can go with anybody. >> [laughter] >> Okay, she's madly in love. >> Okay. Okay. There you go. There you go. >> Here's the thing that makes it interesting. At this level, you know you're going to be like, "I'm making a call and the world for this moment is going to know I'm a hoe." It's a hoe move. The whole world is put on game to this hoe move. Is that worth it? Cuz that's that's the choice. If I'm the guy and she says yes to this, I'm like, "CAN SOMEBODY GET THESE BEGGARS OUT OF HERE?" >> [laughter]
11:00 [laughter] >> I DON'T THINK being called a hoe is as crazy as it used to be. Cuz there's act There's so many successful hoes now and who cares, right? >> though? >> I mean, they don't have to scrub floors. >> Fair. >> You know, like >> Back then, hoes still scrubbed floors. >> [laughter] >> Fair. Fair. That's fair, too. >> All I'm saying is that gold diggery, all that ████ there is a lot of people that's like, "You go, girl." She's a piece of ████ >> [laughter] >> There it is. There it is. >> [applause] >> Hell yeah, it took you 2 minutes, but you got there. >> Well, I got to wait till later cuz I don't want to destroy my ████ reputation.
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