0:00 I messed up pretty big time by sending flowers to my date. This is a very weird situation. This guy's been dating this girl for 3 weeks. They went out five times in total and every date was a blast. We clicked on every topic. By the way, he is 26 and she is 26. They clicked on every topic. They had the same musical taste, also kissed and held hands. One afternoon, I was getting hot-headed and felt appreciative. So, I thought I would do something great to to show her how I feel. And I was thinking about giving her a surprise. So, I sent flowers to her office. Then things went south from that moment. She replied and said she doesn't like having the spotlight and bringing private matters into her job is weird and my actions violates her boundaries. Also, that I sent her a the flower that she hates the most.
0:50 >> Well, okay. >> My heart sunk and I realized how much of an idiot I was. >> [laughter] >> No, she's just a ████ >> That's the debate. For For not asking beforehand if she's comfortable with this action. I also didn't ask what kind of flowers does she like because I was afraid that the surprise is no more if I ask those specific questions. I proceeded to apologize, but the dynamics are clearly different now. We We are supposed to meet the day after I did that, but then it got canceled. I totally understand that my actions were wrong and amateurish and I don't know how to keep going in this relationship anymore. Deep down I think it's over. Is there anyone facing a similar scenario? >> ████ run. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's like red flags all over the place. >> This girl's crazy. >> This guy's just punching himself in the ████ over and over and over. >> Hold on. Yes. You know what's interesting? Flowers have and I've I've had to learn
1:40 the hard way too. Flowers Different flowers say different things. Right? So, like hypothetically, let's say he sent her just a bunch of like roses or something and it's like her work space and maybe she had a weird situation with like a fling with a person at her work space or whatever the ████ It's It's like I could understand how certain things maybe too quickly could say something too fast. She's still a ████ about it, but I you know what I'm saying? >> I know what you're saying. I I agree with that. >> It could still be too much too fast. I understand that. >> but but it's but it's her reaction though. It's her reaction where it's like if you you know when you're first dating and everyone has butterflies, you're in the honeymoon phase. There's a way of passing that knowledge back to him without straight up like you ████ up, you piece of ████ why the ████ would you do it? It's more >> she's still a ████ >> yeah, yeah. >> I but I think the the like him actually punching himself in the nuts is not like fully unwarranted. There is an
2:31 amateurish probably still about it, even though he's probably painting it in a way that she's definitely a ████ >> I think the intention though and her lack of sympathy towards like what his intention was is the ████ up part. >> Definitely, definitely. That's of course it's a focal point, but it's also what he wrote, right? >> to think about it, too, Anthony, the perspective of a guy who's probably doing this one of the first times he's doing this. You probably sent flowers, azaleas, roses, ████ orchids, all right? Daisies, ████ I mean, you know, oleanders. >> Chrysanthemums. >> Dandelions. >> Lilies. >> Venus flytrap. >> To different ████ of different types. And like you probably sent the Venus flytrap to a punk ████ You know what you're doing. This guy doesn't know. >> Yeah, I didn't know different flowers meant different things. The only thing is like in a gangster movie they'll send you like a white rose to be like I'm going to kill you, but that's about it.
3:21 >> Well, but isn't white roses like anniversary ████ Like some of them are supposed to be like friend zone type ████ >> Yellow roses are friendship. >> Yeah, and some of them are like anniversary type stuff. >> been to a flower shop? >> No, I get I GET [laughter] HANNAH FLOWERS, BUT HANNAH'S not stupid. She'll be like, I like sunflower. I like this. And I'm like, check, check, check. And then when we're at Whole Foods, I get her a ████ sunflowers cuz they're on sale. >> You never went to a flower shop like does Asian own and they tell you without even asking what the flowers mean? Sometimes they just do that ████ to you. >> This one will bring a prosperity. >> Yeah. >> Joe's also like, "I I don't [clears throat] care if I cheat." >> [laughter] >> The first time as a guy, if you walk in a flower shop, and I think it's still true, if you just act like you don't know what you're doing, they usually try to help you. >> Oh. >> Yeah. You know what? True story. >> Which one? We don't have an hour. >> Can you relax?
4:11 >> [laughter] >> Can you put the big cards in the camera? >> All right, ████ you guys. >> No. >> No, no, no. Now you have to tell us. >> All right. True story. This guy we just brought this up recently, uh and it vindicated me for the first time in a long time. Um early, one of my first dates with Nina, I'm I'm driving down to like Irvine to go to her spot, whatever. I stop by uh a Ralph's, and there's one lonely-ass looking ████ ugly single like weirdly neon orange-ish sunflower-esque thing that's in a pot. Objectively hilarious-looking. >> Like a Charlie Brown tree. >> I should get it. I don't know if she was in a ████ actual flowers and like cared. Right? So, also objectively, bad choice. I can't say amateur and like
5:01 >> would you say objectively bad choice? >> Because the whole concept is you're playing your audience. If you don't know what your audience likes or dislikes, then that wasn't the move. It's not a generic you buy flowers and that's a gesture. >> But you also But you also are married, so I think you're like getting to know your audience and you have more wiggle room for mistakes. >> That's what I think. >> Yes, but that's that's why >> in that moment at that time I learned for a short period, especially if we weren't going to be serious, I was like, "Oh, that wasn't a good move for her. She didn't really like that one." Now that we're married, it's reverse Uno. I get to troll and be like, "B████, that worked." Like, who's the one that gave you flowers and still around? Who You met You remember those flowers more than any other flowers you were given in your life. >> Damn, you're a pro gaslighter, dog. >> [laughter] >> You're good. >> So good, dude. >> Props. >> Thank you. >> Too bad Bard did not have gaslight when
5:51 he kept buying Geo ████ ice cream cakes. >> I ████ up. Mint chocolate chip every year. [laughter] >> TO >> FOR LIKE 5 YEARS STRAIGHT. >> DID THE SAME ████ to my mom. He kept buying her clocks every year for like 8 years and my mom finally was like, "Chuck, how many ████ clocks do I need?" >> Clocks? >> For her anniversary, yeah, cuz it was like a time thing. So, my dad thought it was sweet cuz >> Over and over, clocks? >> Different clocks. Different. >> "This is different TIME THIS IS GRANDFATHER CLOCK." >> YOU KNOW what I mean? >> Woah, I didn't know that. >> clock. Different time pieces or but they're all just clocks. >> It looks like Doc Brown's workshop. >> Yeah, exactly. >> But dudes do that though. When they find one successful thing, they're like, "Ah, got it." And then they could do it every year. >> That is true. >> That's why some people, and I'm not going to say who cuz I think that'd be ████ up if I admitted who this is, but some people think that if they ate ████ one way with one girl, it should just copy paste on every single girl cuz all the ████ are the same. And you guys know who I'm talking about, but I'm not going to say cuz I'm going to be a good boy for once.
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8:22 last flower is there. So I thought it'd be like like haha like isn't that cute? There is something so humble and stupid about it versus like here's an actual romantic gesture where I like really cared to to impress you with this giant bouquet. Oh, by the way, a bunch of flowers like 150 bucks going to die in a week is the craziest thing >> Yeah. >> ever. We're going into diamond territory or whatever. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So let me lab grown. Anyways, um and I think it's going to be memorable. That's better than just a gesture. So when it's like not the thing that she likes, you feel bad for a really long time. When it's the only thing that you actually remember, long play, you win. >> Have you ever bought one of those cases of roses? I mean cases of roses? >> Uh like the boxed ones? That don't work for her. She don't like roses. She don't like them. But like farm girl style like spring autumn >> Cuz then I just feel like a Persian guy if I buy the boxed one. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's the tacky try too
9:14 hard don't work. >> likes those bouquet type looking >> natural ones that are relevant to like the season. >> Like some sweet you got to get some sweet home Alabama type bouquet. >> Yeah. >> Unless you're Eastern European or Chinese. >> They still love the gesture. The gesture is a win, but you got to do it right. >> True. >> If you guys were in this situation and then the girl you were dating gave you this response, what would you do? >> Run. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I'd run. >> Too early. >> She's already treating you like she's fed up with your ████ ████ and you guys been together for 5 years and you still haven't learned. And then she's telling you about boundaries and it's like ████ what the ████ >> Cuz the intention if the intention is still good, that that's not a warranted reaction. >> And and if she's like one of those people who's like, you don't understand how much attention this brought me at work and I don't like that. It's just like this ████ is a pain in my ass. >> How about first and foremost, thanks,
10:04 but >> And then do the explanation. >> Like a similar thing that happened to me is when I first started dating Smack, like first started dating, she thought it'd be really romantic to just like show up at a gig that I had. So like it was like with Party Rock. >> Oh, that's where you had all your ex-girlfriends. >> I didn't have no exes. I just I just use them as like I just do the work, whatever. I don't I wasn't like meeting anybody up. >> You're like, don't mess with my potentials. >> She just like surprised me and showed up and but I didn't make it a negative experience. I just made it kind of funny where I was like, oh ████ dude. I didn't I don't like this. Great, hi. >> You said I don't like this? >> I told her eventually. But we just made a whole thing out of it. We made a whole thing cuz I'm like, dude, it's funny that you thought that like that's not always going to be what you should do. I was like trying to tell her like >> But it's romantic now because you guys
10:54 are actually together at the end. >> We weren't even like I hadn't even said nothing about her yet. So like she went she went around and like talked to the other people in the band to be like, hey, I want to come meet Ryan up. And even they were like, oh, are you sure you want to do that? Okay. Like everyone was reluctant the whole way. But it just became a really funny thing and we had a great time. But I wouldn't be like chastising her like >> Dude, I wish you were covered in ████ when she got there, covered in ████ I really do. I genuinely genuinely do. >> Or she like walks in you're making out with Aris. >> Oh great, even >> It's not what it looks like. We just do this for a show. >> But then I that's why I understand the like slow roll out of like it's like women also want to decide when to announce you. >> Yeah. >> Like you don't get to just be like send flowers to her work and just like everyone knows you exist now. >> That's not hive mind. Good job. That's not hive mind. >> Yeah, no. That's not a fair thing to do. >> That's good job.
11:44 >> So yeah, she's being a ████ but if you also run home and you post on Reddit you're also a ████ too. >> Wait, why? He's anon. He's anonymous. >> Oh, he's anonymous? >> People know who the hell this is. >> Did you say I'm anonymous? >> He's anon. >> Oh. >> I am anon. We are not. >> [laughter] >> We are legion. >> We are legion. [clears throat] But you know what I mean? >> I don't think so. >> She's wrong in her sentiment. I think she I mean well she's not wrong in how she feels. It's she's wrong in how she expressed it. >> Yeah, that's cuckoo expression. >> Or two dates ago she was trying to find out how to break it off. >> That might be it. >> it feels like. >> That might be it. She wasn't feeling it no more. >> That's actually the best one. >> More realistic, actually. >> That's That is actually extremely realistic. >> of mileage with women, like [laughter] he knows, dude. He knows. >> The 1989 Tacoma of women? >> [laughter] >> You Hey, you ride those things 150,000 miles.
12:34 >> Yeah, and he knows. >> This guy swaps cars and cars like Bart. >> He's a 22RE motor, dude. >> As a guy that got a hell of Reynolds, he knows. >> Hey, it's not about being flashy, it's about being consistent. >> No, that is No, you're right though. That's true. Because like Because think about it. >> that's actually the best >> it. You get the ████ A+ hot 6'4 guy, like he can do no wrong, really. You know what I mean? >> Yeah, she's probably like, "I'm so embarrassed that Did Have you seen him? This one sent it to me." >> Oh my god. I Why would you do that? >> 6'4 basketball player from Romania is like, "S███ my ████ pants on the way over. You have pants?" >> [laughter] >> And she's like, "Yeah, I have pants." >> He's like, "Of course. Of course, yeah." >> Yeah. >> He's like, "Oh, good. I need pants. I ████ my ████ pants. Give me your best pants. >> [laughter] >> I need quality pants.
13:27 He's like, "Oh, ████ I ████ my socks, too. THEY WENT THROUGH MY SOCKS. I won't wipe. I won't wipe." >> [laughter] >> It ran down the back of my legs and it seeped into my socks. >> ████ true, dude. >> Do you have shoes? >> I love that we're willing to admit that, cuz that's so like >> But you're so right. The the girl's like >> He's He's sweet. >> Yeah, dude. 100%. >> athlete. >> They apologize for it. Sorry that I He ████ Sorry he ████ >> what? It's his diet. >> Shut up. >> His Cuz he's an athlete. >> [laughter] >> So true, dude. ████ hot guys can't do no mistakes. They don't even know how to identify with stories like this. They're like, "What's the problem?" >> Anthony does not identify with this. >> What are you talking about? I'm identifying the whole time. >> [laughter]
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