0:00 So we believe we already know who wins the Super Bowl this year and and I'm talking like NFL media like everybody sort of agrees that because the Rams made big moves to get Miles Garrett from the Browns and now that Aaron Donald came back who's one of the best defensive players in history it's looking like it's going to be the Rams winning the whole dang thing. >> Wow. Does football work like that? Like if you have the super team the higher cuz you know like in basketball you could have a super team doesn't mean you're going to win. >> It is I mean that's sort of the criticism of it is like we almost never seen the super team actually pull it off. >> Oh. >> Like if you remember in 2013 the Peyton Manning Broncos like everyone like they got Wes Welker on that team they got all these huge big ballers at the time on the team. And they go to the Super Bowl and they got crushed by the Russell Wilson Seahawks, right? >> Is is it ever really like a super team
0:51 or is it ever like it's just mainly like a super duo? >> It's it's rare to have a super team. >> Right? >> But they have a super team the Rams. Matt Stafford MVP last year >> of the league, right? The QB. >> Devonte now? >> Aaron Donald massive part of why they won the championship in 2020. >> make you want to move back to LA now cuz you feel like here's a shot? >> No I could never even afford to go to a damn game, dude. The tickets at SoFi are crazy. >> Oh remember when Walter was telling us about how he had the ████ super season tickets of every single yeah? >> My buddy Phil had season tickets down there. I think he still does. >> Well Phil could afford it Walter can't so. >> [laughter] >> Well Walter went to the Super Bowl the day of. >> Yeah he went to Super Bowl. >> Little hack out there if you want to go to Super Bowl. So the other thing about it too is that speaking of Super Bowl is that the Super Bowl is hosted again by the Rams this year. So like it's seen as a home game
1:41 obviously because it's going to be in LA. And the last time they won the Super Bowl in 2020 it was hosted in LA at same stadium. >> Wow. >> So it just seems like destiny is lining up all the stuff. >> abuse allegations on Puka Nacua? >> What about him, dude? He's Puka Nacua. If it was the guy we talked about earlier from the Browns, >> Nobody cares. >> Nobody would even know. >> He'll go to jail. >> Yeah, but because it's Puka Nacua, I think he's going to glide. >> Who's Puka Nacua? >> He's Rams wide receiver. He's unfuckingbelievable. >> He's he's Samoan. He's ████ sick. Insane. >> Insane. Is he Polynesian with a name like that? >> And he's like at all the UFC fights. >> Really? Wilding out. >> Oh, wilding out actually. >> He's actually done a lot of weird ████ on social media and got a lot of criticism for it. >> Yeah. >> But again, that's kind of what you expect. Like he's like an Antonio Brown kind of a player where you just expect antics, you know? >> Was he the N-word guy or no? >> No. >> Puka Nacua?
2:31 >> No, there's a guy that got caught >> There was a Polynesian guy that was saying it, yeah. >> Oh, no. I don't think it was Puka who >> He was live streaming or something, right? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. >> Was it That wasn't Puka. >> Nah, I I don't think so. >> no, no, no. >> Do the Colts have a chance this Super Bowl? >> Why you got to do this? Are you just trolling? >> No, I want to know cuz >> He wants to know. >> Do we have a chance? I mean, we are not seen as favorites in any sense of the word. We're not even seen as favorites to win our own division. >> Whoa. >> Or or or to win our own >> conference. >> You guys go by conference? >> Well, it's division and then conference. >> What's a positive the Colts have going for them this season? >> We have Daniel Jones back, but he had an Achilles. And that can always take a lot longer time. Just because he's on the field moving again doesn't >> Boring. Okay, what's like the magic story of the season if this team >> If they don't lose the first game. >> You talking about the Colts? >> No, I'm just saying in the whole season.
3:22 >> Okay, the magic story is >> Well, like if if I was trying to convince my wife to watch NFL this season. >> The Cinderella story, I believe, of this season would be the Cincinnati Bengals. Because it does two things. One, it's a rematch of the 2020 Super Bowl where LA won. And and two, the Cincinnati Bengals have easily the I think one of the easiest schedules in the whole league while having one of the most stacked teams. >> Why is their schedule What makes their schedule so easy? >> It's strength of schedule is just about last and it doesn't always work out, right? Because you're basically saying these were teams that were good last year, these were teams that were bad last year and they're up against a lot of teams that were bad last year, but doesn't mean they're going to be bad this year. So, there's a lot of variance there, but I do believe that they have the best I mean, they're favored in almost every single I think every single game. >> This is the Burrow? >> Joe Burrow, you got Ja'Marr Chase, you got Tee Higgins.
4:12 They just added a defensive player. They had never have defensive players that that are healthy, so >> a more Cinderella story than like a Aaron Rodgers just winning? >> I think that the Aaron Rodgers winning thing is is I think the window is closed. >> Even after Senator Kennedy has made [laughter] it to the CDC vaccination policies have loosened up. >> Oh, he's a senator now? I didn't know he made senator. >> But, you know what I mean? Like, I feel like anytime somebody gets like a like vindicated for whatever, they're either going to go off or it's crash and burn year. >> I feel like the his vindication is a little is it's not football related, though. >> Yeah, I guess. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> It just feels like a side story. >> This why I believe Klay Thompson is going to go off this year. >> Why? >> Cuz he just got traded, right? >> player? >> Yeah, yeah. So, you can mix basketball and football. >> Sports. >> Okay. >> I'm just saying there's like, you know, when you come off of a non-sport related
5:04 uh drama, you go into sport mode and that's like the way that you like defend your case, yeah. >> You know, that's when that's when stars actually do really well when they got like actual drama. >> Are you rooting for the Steelers this year? >> Uh no, to be honest, uh I don't follow football close enough to not root for the Rams. It's hard. It's it's just LA teams in general. >> guys ever root for the Raiders? >> Yeah, what happened? >> Is it just cuz they cuz it's our home team, but then are they just never that good? >> I would root for the Raiders against just about any team other than the Colts and the Commanders. >> Oh. >> The the era in which it was a choice between rooting for the the Raiders or the 49ers, my dad liked 49ers. So, then by default, I never rooted for the Raiders. >> What about now? You live here. >> Well, now I can't afford to go to a game. Take me to a game. >> We can't afford to go to a game. How much are the tickets?
5:54 >> Take me to a game. >> So far it's expensive, for sure. I don't think Allegiance is bad at all, not even close. >> Take me to a game. >> By the way, are we still doing our Are we still going to a game? >> I want to go to a game really bad. >> I'm down. >> the Colts don't come, right? >> Uh not this year. >> How much are tickets that you can't afford it? >> Yeah, yeah. If you can't afford it, no one else can afford it. >> talk about this or not? >> What are we talking about? Can we talk about our little plan to get you to a game? >> What's our little plan to get me to a game? >> It's past 4 minutes right now, so I don't think she's watching. >> We'll sell a sell one shoe. The secret The secret to letting Nina approve. >> Yeah, so check this out. >> Oh, that's why you can't go. >> We can cut this out if you want, but I I think it's pretty worth it. >> Oh, that is an expensive cost. >> Football is finally back, and PrizePicks is bringing out the best offer yet. New users who sign up will get $150 in lineups. If you win your first $5 lineup, that's right. If you win your
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8:25 under the table for the tickets and then he's going to be up to Nina like all butt hurt like, "Steve, you know, he really >> And when I And when I send the Venmo, too, >> [laughter] >> I'm going to put like pizza or something. You know what I mean? >> Smart. So, it'll be like $300 pizza. >> Then he gets away from the house, the baby gets to go to a Raiders game. >> And I'm reluctant I don't even want to be there. I got to pay for parking. How much are tickets? I got to buy some merch. >> It's like above 100 bucks. I got to I got to buy a $24 beer. What if I don't want to go but Steve bought me Steve tickets. >> I mean, watch Anthony forget to put turn off how much he sends back and then it's pizza for 200 bucks. >> $200 pizza. >> She'll be like, "Is this like Epstein emails?" >> Isn't Don't you have to buy two tickets so that it looks like Nina can come? >> No, no, no. It's obvious it's a man's world. >> Nina coming? Do you think she wants to go to a Raiders >> She doesn't but she'll know something
9:15 It'll be mad obvious if you only buy him a ticket. >> No. >> It's not like Nina Nina's not that smart. She's not that bad. >> She'll let me go to some things but if I'm instigating, it's like, "Why'd you do that in this season?" You You instigated the football game without me to in this season? You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Damn. Okay. [clears throat] >> What do you think would happen if you just straight up asked her? Like, "Hey, can I go to a football game?" >> Yeah. >> Really? It's that bad? >> No, it's just it's it's like a respect thing. >> So, you don't even want to ask. >> YOU GOT TO DISRESPECT >> [laughter] >> I'M BOUNCING ALL THE TIME FOR WORK ALREADY. >> OH. >> BUT, THIS ISN'T WORK. IT'S PLAY. >> NO, but this is obligation. It's oblo cuz because I gave him the ticket. >> Yeah. >> It's not play anymore. >> And he's going to be all ball busted about it and be like, "Babe, you know Steve like ah I feel bad cuz he got me this ticket." >> when the guy who keeps saying Anthony is
10:05 gay messages Nina this video? >> Yep. >> Dude, just keep just keep saying Anthony's gay. Actually, message Nina say Anthony's gay. That's funnier. >> I don't think he hates Anthony. I think he loves us. So, that's the difference. >> [laughter] >> Oh, I don't think he hates Anthony. I just think he thinks he's gay. >> I am gay. >> Sick. [laughter] Okay, back to the topic though. Other Super Bowl sleepers? I'm going to go with Bart on this because like a girl in the room who doesn't know anything about football, I feel like Bart's random ass brain can actually pick a winner. So, >> That's what we try to do with Subi and he picks the wrong one every time. >> Well, now we know Subi's not credible. >> Okay. >> Well, cuz Subi's reasoning was if it's never happened, it's not going to happen. >> If it can't happen, it can't happen. Subi's law. >> But, it did happen. So, now we need you. >> I'm going to go with what you're what you said makes sense. Maybe the Ramses. >> Okay. But, because of the heavy favorite? >> Cuz it plays out and then the home game
10:55 and then the the stars align and stuff like that. >> I think it's the Chiefs. >> You think it's the Chiefs? That's actually really good, Joe. That's actually really good. Everyone's back. >> Mhm. I think it's the Colts. >> Oh. >> Don't do it. >> Wouldn't you How pissed would you be though if Colts actually [laughter] I'm sorry. >> How pissed would I be? >> that wouldn't happen. >> Dude, I'd be over the freaking moon. If that happened, would you root for the Colts? Is that what you're saying? >> I'm a rider. >> So, you would root for them? >> You know me, dude. I'm a rider. I'm a rider on the good stuff. >> love to see it because I remember how much you lit up when Pacers got so close. I would love to see you that happy times a billion, which would be the case. >> That's so true. I want to see the exact same thing again. I want it to go all the way for Steve and then I want him to get crushed. [laughter] >> At the very last game. >> I hope I'm also at Jess's wedding for the Colts in the Super Bowl. Because I because I had a a roommate from Philly
11:45 and I saw it this grown man cry when, you know, the Eagles won. This fool would probably be in such happy tears. It would be insane. >> It would be great because I I had took I had a token for me. >> You would 100% cry, right? If they won the Super Bowl, Colts? >> I don't think I would cry. >> I think you'd ████ cry. >> I think I would cry if we lost. How about that? >> Have they ever won one in the >> Yeah, we won one in 2006, yeah. >> Oh. >> 2006. >> But you didn't get to really be present for the >> No, cuz I had to go do an improv show with more people on stage than in the audience. >> [laughter] >> At the Westside Comedy Theater. It was terrible. Don't talk about abuelos, right? >> [laughter] >> That was abuelos from hell, bless you. Yeah, so that was pretty rough on me. >> Then I think you'd have the same joy no matter who won as long as you were going for that team. You know? >> If I rooted for them with the boys, then yeah. >> Yeah, that's
12:35 >> Keyword is rooted. >> If you called it like way ahead of time like you normally do and it actually came to fruition, it'd be pretty awesome. >> I mean, I got so close with that Eagles call. I was like, Eagles are going to win the whole dang thing and then I was just too stubborn at the end to actually root for them. >> And you didn't win fantasy that season either? >> Brother, I haven't won fantasy in a minute. You trying to pile on. >> So you're the Colts of your fantasy team, too? >> All right, we can move on. We're going to go to the next video. >> He roots for the [laughter] underdog. The very underdog. >> He roots for the dead dog, too.
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