0:00 A study shows that one in four Gen Z adults say they have not had sex. >> One in four? >> One in four. And the number of young people who haven't had sex in the past year has doubled from 2010 to 2014, from 12% to 24%. >> That's crazy. This is like your sexual years. Cuz Gen Z's up to 30 now. >> Yeah, they're not doing it, man. >> From high school to 30, that's your most able years. >> They're not getting it in. >> Risky though. >> What What's the risky part? >> The social stigma of like uh the the consensual nature of the >> it was AIDS. >> Well, yeah, the gay community. >> Yeah, I know. >> [laughter] >> God damn it. God damn it. I'm just kidding. We can all get it. >> No, please take it. >> No, please cut that cuz Joe's the owner of the company. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. And then write owner in the lower third,
0:51 please. Thank you. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I think there's a lot of social stigma like with like uh once >> Consent culture? >> Yeah, I think consent culture made it It kind of spoiled the uh what is it called? The rituals. >> Are we anti-consent? >> Well, is it Wait, how about how about consensus culture? Like are people just Like I never believed consensus is, by the way, though. People are just going like, "Oh, I'm not ████ right now." >> Oh, you don't believe surveys? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> What do you mean? You think people aren't You think they're lying to surveys? >> The issue is the survey itself. >> Yeah, I don't like You think [laughter] You think teenagers or peo- or I'm sorry, people at that age or whatever are just like taking surveys going like, "Yeah, I'm not having sex." >> You think they're all agreeing to lie to the survey? >> [laughter] >> Is my pushback. >> I want to know how many people took that survey. >> Don't scrutinize the methodology. Let's just act like it's true.
1:41 >> Thanks a lot, PVP host guy. ████ you, man. >> [laughter] >> I'm sitting here. I got to pull up all other stats on my HP Envy. This thing's got >> He ████ nukes the article cuz he goes, "There's only 20 ████ people in this study." >> Yeah, come on, dude. >> One in four is a true thing. >> All right, fine. Well, cuz cuz I I believe that it can be true because there's male loneliness epidemic. There's so many ████ male versions. There's like a lot of like studies around Gen Z and loneliness and no coupling up and not ████ But I do think like if you goon away cuz the porn now is just I think back in the day when we were we were like growing up, right? The porn was like a postcard to like one day I'm going to have this. But like I feel like that's the main event for the guys now. So like it's not like oh, I can't wait till I have sex. I'm just
2:31 going to watch porn cuz that's my gateway. One day I'm going to get laid. >> Oh, you got it. But you know what's another thing that makes it difficult? Because also most of Gen Z still lives at home. >> Correct. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, but your home is not like most people's homes. >> There's a couple correlations. They're They're driving Get this. They're driving later. They're moving out of their parents' houses later. >> That's true. I was able to ████ in a car. >> They're drinking later, right? Which often leads to ████ >> in the car. >> Thank you. Um So sex is just something else that's included with all of that because that is an inciting variable. >> You know how no guys want to um You know how You know how no guys want to get like licenses, right? Gen Z. And so like my nephews don't want to get licenses. They don't want to drive. >> They don't want to? Why? What the heck? >> Cuz they're too comfy at home. >> This is also Hawaii. >> All right, anyways. >> Because I'm a guy
3:23 but I want to say but don't you want a road head? But because I'm a uncle I don't want to say that. >> You should say that. You're uncle. >> But no, but like it's more like >> Uncles can say that. Oh. >> No, but I want to be like But don't you Don't you want to like >> Don't you want some road head from your uncle? >> in the car. They're like I don't have a girlfriend. And I'm like And then the other one's like I'm already I already have a fiance. Why do I need a car? And I'm like >> Whoa, dude. Different age. >> So do you feel like you're the first angle that you tried to get with like for your cousins was like you guys don't want a car because you guys don't want road head. That was like the first >> [clears throat] >> like on the list of things that >> Cuz you're going to have to you're my uncle and then you're like I don't want to drive and I'm like bro you don't want to you don't want to get road head. >> Sounds like [laughter] a proposition. Sounds like a proposition. >> WHY WOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU?
4:14 >> sounds like you're saying you don't want road head you'd rather just keep giving it for [laughter] rides. >> Okay, okay, okay. >> Tired of driving you around, okay? >> Wha- wha- okay. Let's gateway into it. >> We need to we need to find any privacy where you can take the ladies out to the movies. >> Say [laughter] it like that. >> Yeah, wait, who who are we playing a scene >> I'm uncle. I'm >> This is how you speak as an uncle? You speak like a creepy guy? >> [laughter] >> Why'd you get more seductive? You ████ sleazeball? Why'd you >> Cuz we're talking about sex. >> All right, talk >> Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. >> I'm your ████ nephew. >> Sorry, sorry, sorry. >> No, okay, okay, nephew. Okay, nephew. No, that's that's that's what I'm saying. I don't want to ask my nephew about road head. >> Why'd you talk to me all seductive then? >> Cuz we're talking about sex. >> [laughter] >> It's touchy. It's taboo. >> It's You got to get in the mood. We're
5:04 just It's >> Okay. All right, all right, let me let me be more chill, all right? >> No, no, get in the mood. I like hey, uh you you never thought about you never thought about getting a license? Uh it's about that time, right? You don't want to drive? >> No. >> Why not? >> I have a fiance. >> No, but before that before that. Cuz you don't have a girlfriend yet. Cuz you're like you know uh >> I don't have a girlfriend. >> You don't have a girl Well, maybe if you had a car you'll have a girlfriend because then you could take her out on dates. >> So? >> You You don't >> They'll do me We don't need that today anymore. We don't need cars today anymore. >> They do special things while you're driving. >> Like what? >> I'll show you. >> [laughter] [laughter]
5:54 >> That's a proposition. >> It just It just sounds like a PORN SETUP. IT >> [laughter] >> THE WHOLE THING IS A PORN SETUP. >> Let Uncle Joe show you what you're missing. >> [laughter] >> That's why I'm not asking. It's >> You want to take a ride with me in my car? >> Hey. Hey. How you going to kiss? Hey, Uncle >> [laughter] >> Hey. Hey. Uncle Joe's got a car. Come here, little children. >> [laughter] >> No, you're right. I I disagreed with you before, but now I agree. You shouldn't talk like that around. >> So, it's like it's a awkward I mean, I want to tell them, but it going straight there >> Yeah. >> But I how do you >> [laughter] >> Look, you want to make out with your girlfriend? >> Tough, man. >> Where do people make out at? >> The For us, it was behind restaurants. Like we used >> Behind restaurants? In the ████
6:45 alleyway next TO THE HEROIN ADDICT? Behind the trash can? What the ████ >> It was the privacy. We didn't have any privacy. >> San Diego restaurant. >> Yeah, San Diego restaurants. >> You got the ████ busboy taking out the trash and they're just teenagers making out. >> There was a pizza spot across the street from Rancho Bernardo High School that was like the makeout spot. You go behind the pizza spot, adjacent dumpsters are not right by them, and you make out back there, and you finger bang the chick. >> I would drive >> Hell yeah, finger banging was the best. >> drive to Shadow Oak Park in West Covina. Mhm. >> Yeah, naughty boy. >> Well, is that where the gay guys were? >> It's where all the gay guys dog each other. >> [laughter] >> That's when you walk up and you say, "Hi, I'm Ryan. I'll take a dare." >> The mountains, remember? Like to see the city lights, and then you go there and you make you you go to look at it and see uh And then you reach out over and you're like And you're like, "I want to cuddle cuz
7:35 this this center console." So, you go in the backseat. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, right? >> Dude, >> [laughter] >> I remember I had this girlfriend and she was kind of a bigger chick and she broke my center console like trying to give me a ████ one time. And so I remember I had to I had to tell my mom when I picked up my mom in my truck like she's like oh what happened to your center what the ████ happened to your center console? And I was like oh uh >> Road head. >> No, I was like I was I was cracking my back and I was using it and I it fell off the >> There's no good lie for that. It's such an odd thing to have to explain. >> Well, you center console broken? >> Yeah, but also like road head is such it's not the first thing that your mind would go to on why like somebody broke a center console. >> But then what would be your story? How do you how do you >> I honestly I it's it's so much easier to feign ignorance on a center console than like cuz a lie is not so extreme for road head as it is for like like uh hey
8:25 like who used my condom? >> [laughter] >> But then like I'm sure like most moms when they ask you that stuff like my mom and dad would be the same way. They would ask me like why is this thing like this? And if the answer was something sexual, they don't care if I'm lying cuz they don't want to talk about it. >> That's what I'm saying. That's why you just So they're just like whatever ████ I say they're like fine. Great. They're like cool. We don't have to ████ get into that ████ >> the same boat but like I cuz I don't know >> You know what you should have just been like you know mom. >> But I mean >> Come [laughter] on. Come on. Come on. >> mean that's what I mean. There's There's >> There's no non silly made up story for a center console being broken >> Yeah. >> They all sound so weird anyway. >> Yeah, and and at that age it's so shady. >> [laughter] >> You were stretching your back? >> It's all I had dude. I had nothing. I had nothing. You're going to steal some. Luckily there was nothing there. >> but see that that causes follow up question. >> Yeah, no you don't want to do that. >> One and donener. I was getting road head. Somebody broke
9:15 in. >> [laughter] >> Somebody broke in and gave me road head. >> Somebody broke in and he smashed my center console I was getting road head. >> [laughter] >> You're trying to avoid it but you're saying it. >> Joe kept [laughter] trying to give me road head. Uncle Joe was he had mouth against the window >> [laughter] >> Like >> [laughter] >> like ████ Stitch dude. Like that Stitch meme, dude. >> Uncle Joe. ████ Uncle Joe, dude. >> Okay, okay, I'll get my license, okay. Stop, stop, stop. >> NO, NO, NO, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. Uncle Joe, stop. >> [laughter] >> Uncle AB, stop, stop. >> I don't have any more excuses for the center console. >> [laughter] >> So sick. >> One in four, huh? >> One in four. One in four ain't ████ this is me, ████ [laughter] it. >> He's still stuck on >> I do think it's this attitude though that Joe's talking about with his with
10:06 these kids where it's like it's like why do I need it for? I think home is too comfortable. Cuz for me home wasn't comfortable, it was too loud and busy and full of my brothers and sister and ████ that and I wanted to get out of there. >> Right. >> to do with the super low T in guys now? >> I think it has to do with video gaming, porn and and being too comfortable at home. >> navigating the rituals has gotten a lot trickier than it was back in our day. >> Yeah, I think so, too. Also, you think we like big city vibes, though? >> You know what I mean? Like the majority of like people maybe is not normally big city stuff and big city is like we like if we live around it like we're trying to get the ████ out of the parents' house quick, you know? Like the culture for like the the type of people or the hustle that we live in or around is like there's a culture to it but there's it's not in a lot of non-metropolitan cities
10:56 which is the majority of like Americans stuff. >> But a lot of Gen Z's don't dislike our parents the way we did. >> Oh, that's >> Yeah, they're all friends, huh? >> Like >> Friends, yeah. >> Friends is weird. >> Saying that you ████ befriend your kid, they don't go around ████ as much? So I'm going to be my daughter's best friend. >> Oh, let's go. >> Hey. >> Girl dad. >> Very nice, very nice. >> Let's go. >> Good hack. >> Get out of the house cuz of the control, the fighting, all that. We couldn't take it anymore. >> Dad yelling. >> Yeah. >> It is true that like it is harder to get laid when so a girl asks you where you live and you say with Dan and Lilly. >> And then there are your parents? >> Chuck and Sherry. >> [laughter] >> Hunter and Tanya. >> You know what I mean? Cuz I would be in that position a lot, too, because I moved back home after I tore my ACL. And I was in my like 20s living back at
11:46 home, and that ████ was like hard for me to admit. >> So, like from your mid-20s, you think it'll be difficult, but like before that, it's still like >> It's just a turn-off to have to say that, so that could that could break your chances, I feel like. >> Dude, how'd you tear your ACL? And you still have a house body count or took a ████ year off? >> I [laughter] just I just laid there, and people made appointments. >> Tight. Sick. [clears throat]
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