0:00 The most high-value man I've ever seen was at Dude, don't laugh. At my At my old unit, third LA playing a club. Anglico. Shout out to all the Anglos out there. We had this brand new platoon leader. He comes and let me paint the picture, okay? This guy was probably 6'2" to 6'4". So, a Pat Tillman. You know the Pat Tillman? The The Pat Tillman. Yeah, the Pat Tillman, the former NFL football player who became Army Ranger looking ████ Square-ass jaw, GI Joe looking ████ right? He comes in, he goes to every single department, shakes their hand firmly, and he just has like this confidence and charisma about him. Like he's coming here to like like just enough confidence to be a boss, but also humble enough to know that he's at a new new unit and he's down to accept the culture. Then on the
0:51 back end, I heard he went to Annapolis, which is like the naval version of West Point to become Marine. And so, you have all these stats about him. And then I'm like, "Okay, cool. He's like intellectually there. He has the stats. He has a charisma. He has like this leadership quality." Then we go to uh our pull-up bar workout. And at this time, I was crushing pull-ups. I was I was like pro- I probably the most the highest pull-up guy at my unit. So, he comes and he goes, like in a very humble but confident way, he's like, "Who here does uh the most pull-ups?" And everyone's like, "Oh, Quan Quan Quan does." And he goes, "What do you do?" And I was like, "Oh, with two plates, I could do eight of them." And he goes, "Okay, let's let's challenge." So, he was like an officer. And usually officers don't really hang around enlisted that much cuz they're in a whole different world. Think white collar, blue collar. He comes in and rep for rep, he did all eight. So, I was like, "F███!" Like that was my ████
1:44 right? Imagine He took it from you. Yeah, imagine like you're like like imagine your highest achievement like you're ████ spinning on your head, whatever. That's your highest achievement, right? >> That's That's Ryan's highest. >> This guy is like, "Oh, let me look through the lint IN MY POCKET. OH, I CAN ALSO ████ SPIN ON my head, but I also went to Annapolis, and I'm also [laughter] 6'4" with a 12 pack." And you're just like, "How do you not walk around and just get your ████ sucked all ████ day?" >> [laughter] >> That's not high value, man. >> That's not high value, man? What the hell? >> This fool literally has a raging boner. That's not a high value, man. >> No, because that's like if I went to elementary school and then I was like, "Who's your best ████ BASKETBALL PLAYER?" >> [laughter] >> SLAM DUNK THE MARINE CORPS. >> Slam dunk, fool. Marine Corps is the elementary school? [laughter] To him?
2:34 >> This fool did eight pull-ups and two plates. >> With 90 LBS, FOOL. TO HIM, THOUGH, BRO. YOU SHOULD BE. You should >> [laughter] >> I'm like, you should be. Marine Corps is the elementary school to him? But he's he's the officer. He's already like you're like a boot recruit. >> Marine Corps is the elementary school to Joe. >> To Joe, okay. But he's a boot recruit. That's what I'm like. >> Dude, it's not like the same level. That's not fair. >> He only went rep for rep. He didn't choose to do nine. Such a humble guy. >> HE WAS PROBABLY LIKE >> YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE SAYING HE'S LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA WHEN HE'S about to pick up the hammer, but he's like, "Not yet. It's not scripted." >> Exactly. That's >> I am worthy, but I got to give this guy >> rizz he has. Like he knows how to balance that line where he's like, "Today's my first day on the job. I don't need to smoke anybody, but I'mma let all of you guys know I am at your level." >> Dang. >> Yeah.
3:24 >> Damn. What the ████ is a high value man to you? >> Man, this guy he might even go home AND BEAT HIS WIFE. Who knows? That's not high value. >> High value man to him [laughter] is like some old guy dunking on elementary kids. >> So yeah, what is your high value What's your high value? >> My high All right, my high value man >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, what's your high value man? >> I think my high value man is straight up ████ um Mr. Miyagi. >> What? [laughter] Wait, Pat Morita or the character? >> The character. >> Pat Morita. >> So, okay. So, actually Mr. >> Mr. Miyagi. >> So, a handyman at an apartment. >> We should all strive to be Mr. Miya- No, not that guy. This guy's the bootleg three NINJAS GUY. >> [laughter] >> I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> I WAS JUST DOING IT TO THROW him off. I
4:14 WAS LIKE >> [laughter] >> REMEMBER THE THEY HAD LIKE THE after Mr. Miyagi, they had all these bootleg three ninjas and like >> Please do picture references. Like, we're so ████ old that ████ is like >> Well, they're That's the Big Trouble in Little China door guy. >> dude. >> But, also in Golden Child, too. >> Yeah, Golden Child, yeah. >> a good career. >> Yeah. But, anyways, what's your high-value man? >> Mr. Miyagi. >> Why? Please explain. >> I think So, like it's like you know how people he has He's a fictional character, but you know how people are like be like Jesus, right? Like, you should all strive to be like Jesus. I think we should all strive to be Mr. Miyagi because he's a ████ sleeper. Like, he doesn't have to be like Andrew Tate, like, "Look at me, you know, wearing a blouse and ████ I'm a gangster." Like, he's low-key. Like, he's a killer, but he's low-key and he just chops his little bonsai tree. He ████ mentors ████ kid That's not
5:04 even him. That's but that's the eye guy he was talking about. >> the other one's Mr. Miyagi over to the left. No, I mean on the right, yeah. >> Ah, see? I don't know, dude. I don't know. >> They seem really different until you put them side by side and you're like, "I kind of see that [laughter] they're the same, actually." >> similar. Well, I'm not trying to be racist, but >> dog. >> I love how someone already did it. >> Well, imagine Imagine how white people see this photo. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S PROBABLY THE ████ SAME GUY TO THEM. >> THAT fool on the right is just overweight Miyagi with a eye thing. >> You're literally saying the difference is this. >> That is, though. That is. >> Yeah, cuz this is like French vanilla and vanilla bean. >> [laughter] >> Uh, I don't right quite know. I I know the difference. >> [laughter] >> Did you guys see when they were playing that game? Is it the same Asian or just a different angle?
5:54 >> Oh my god, that's an amazing game. >> hell of a That's an awesome game. >> We should We got to play that. >> so okay, the principles of Miyagi. >> Okay, sure, sure, sure. You're saying he's better than >> But also, what makes him high value? And high value to who? He's high value to me because he's He's a good He's He We should all strive to be this kind of a man. ████ Dude, check this out. In the grand ████ worked really hard. He had like 10 cars. >> You got to be an immigrant to be high value. [laughter] >> He does He He He He worked really hard like with nothing, right? He has He ends up with a really good ████ house, everything. He's like mentoring ████ kids. He knows how to beat the ████ out of everybody, but he's not trying. And here's the thing, he's still loyal to his wife that ████ died. >> Oh, yeah, that's true. >> So, I'm saying like he's a ████ >> Maybe it's because he's low value that he doesn't have options, you know? And
6:45 he's not creepy to kids. He's actually a real mentor. >> That's what I'm saying. That's high value. >> know what happens when the tatami slides. No. >> So, everything you said could also be a characteristic of the guy I just talked about. >> [laughter] >> You guys fighting for your man is so romantic. >> mutually exclusive, though. >> Okay, okay, but I bet you Miyagi was your dude when he was younger. So, this is a high value grandpa. >> Was that guy rich, the guy you're talking about? >> Uh he I mean, he's an officer and he had a pretty stable job and I would I don't know if he was like wealthy, but he's definitely financially >> Like mid value man. >> Like finan- I mean, like if you're talking about you know, all the I think the high value men from a girl's perspective, right? Like in the whole like the manosphere or whatever, what do they call like the 666? Like 6 ft, six figures.
7:38 6-in dick. What's the other six? >> [laughter] >> I don't know. But there's like 666, right? Like this guy has this guy size six shoe. Yeah. [laughter] This guy has all the sixes, for sure. This guy has all the sixes, for [laughter] sure. So if you're talking about stereotypical high value man, he has all of that. Oh, six-pack. I believe it's six-pack. All wrong answers. What's the six? Six-pack. THAT MAKES THE >> [laughter] >> SIX-PACK. SIX-PACK. I'M LAUGHING AT THAT, BY THE WAY. THAT'S pretty good. No, that makes more sense. Cuz you're you're tall, you have money, and I'm laughing at that. That's impossible to reach. That that's what the that's what the whole Yeah. No, wrong answers only. Oh, yeah. Tall, MAKE MONEY, [laughter] VALUE MAN to you guys? I don't know. Mr. Miyagi had a six-pack, that's for sure. When he was younger, I could see that. also in the
8:29 442nd. Oh, that's true. They They could be the same guy. You're right. They could be the same guy. I think he was a Purple Heart and Medal of Honor winner. Wow. Fictionaly. Was he 6 ft? MAYBE 4'11". >> [laughter] >> SO he's in the 444 444. They go by They go by centimeters over there, and he's in the hundred. But don't you think there's a difference between how a guy sees a high value man and a how a girl sees a high value man? No, no. They're the exact same. Are Are you sure? I don't think it's the same, bro. I think I think a lot of I obviously you're right, but I definitely think a lot of what Bart sees in a high value man, a girl would probably also see in a high value man. Well, Bart's Bart's guy? Yeah, okay. Like this is This is the part that I think is might be a hot take and maybe controversial,
9:19 but you know those ████ stupid ass ████ that go This is what I want, right? This is what I want out of a ████ man. Whatever podcast Yeah, on the whatever pod I want this, and it is the 666, right? Yeah. I think objectively that is the high value man. Is it If you earn a lot, if you Yeah. Is the probability of meeting him high if you ████ go to ████ Mother Wolf? Probably not. >> [laughter] >> But like but you know what I mean? But >> What's Mother Wolf though? I don't know. I think it's an Italian place. I don't know. >> I was thinking Mother Ship, the coffee place. [laughter] >> I was like what is that? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the coffee place. But is it is that is the >> I was just like yeah. >> So just a coffee shop. >> No, cuz that's what they think, right? They think oh, this guy like, you know, it's it's it's a Thursday. I'm just going to get my ████ coffee and then oh my god, who the ████ is that? And they're just going to sweep me off my feet.
10:09 >> I used to think a high value man was just a guy that was willing to kill somebody. >> Damn. >> If you're if you're like the KGB, like if you're >> [laughter] >> if you're a dictator and you need assassins for sure, you're like that's a high value man. >> You're willing to do things that other people aren't willing to do. You're an assassin. Yeah. >> But on planet Earth >> THAT'S PLANET EARTH. ASSASSINS aren't cheap. >> Okay, [laughter] in in America here >> Regular people brain, high value is like usually who would be the ideal mate or if you had a daughter who would be the ideal husband. >> I saw this viral clip with this lady who was talking about kind of like the 666 thing was talking about just like yo ladies that that man you want who does this who makes this money who takes care of the kids who goes to church blah blah blah like he's there. He's there. He's just 5'7". So he
11:01 goes to the next thing >> [laughter] >> goes to the next thing he's like that guy who shows up every Sunday, that guy who loves your parents, he exists. He's in your life probably. He's just 5'7". He's not 6 ft and she just goes down on all these amazing qualities of guys that are probably everywhere. They're just not 6 ft. The this weird benchmark concept for like oh, he's got to be like 6 ft is like a really really funny concept because there's hell of shorties out there, the young the the kings that are like really great people but they just happen to be shorter. >> But a lot of the girls looking for high value men are like ████ 400 pounds. >> [laughter] >> So you can't really date a 5'7 guy. I get the struggle. Like you're a if you're a behemoth you >> Oh yeah, yeah, you need you need a 6-foot guy. >> You want to feel small. >> [laughter] >> Well, easy for you to say 6-foot guy.
11:52 >> Shut the ████ up about height, Anthony. >> Okay, first of all I was 5'12 legally. All right, relax. >> I think there's a hack though with like high value men from the women's perspective. I think not only do women have a different definition but they define it for each other, I think. Because if you had a room full of 19 girls that you you asked them to act like this was the guy they all want, the 20th one is going to follow follow suit. I think they just they see other women like a guy and they >> Uh yeah, I think it's that com- it's that competitive thing where they're like like let's say there's like, you know, if the guy picks you and you as a woman know that other women want him, it makes him more desirable, I think. So I think it could go against that he can have none of these qualities. And if all the girls just like him and you're a woman that's new in the picture, dude, it's a ████ hack, man. >> You know how many girls like Kim Jong-un? >> [laughter] >> How many? I think all the women in his country. >> Millions.
12:43 They think he's the ████ finest high value man. He's the highest value if you think about it. >> Pol Pot, too, dude. >> Yeah. That's crazy. There's a groupie for everything. >> of women like Hitler, too. >> [laughter] >> They still do. Well, a lot more women today like >> That's what I'm saying, man. Okay, so high value IS SUBJECTIVE THEN. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S That's it, sociology class? High value is subjective. >> There's no principle of high value. >> Oh [laughter] ████
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