0:00 White people tacos are better than Mexican tacos. Let's go. >> White people tacos night. >> Ground beef. >> Ground beef? >> Yeah. >> That's not tacos. Not a taco. >> Stay away from ground beef. >> invite me to your house and say hey yo, I'm making tacos and I show up and it's ground beef, I'm not eating it and I might leave. >> Uh this is what I call a white people taco. >> Old taco shell. >> White people tacos night. >> That is not a taco. I'm not eating that. I'm not eating this hard shell >> ████ >> [laughter] >> Every real Mexican knows that these shells are a disgrace. >> White people making Mexican food is something that will always confuse me because they never do it right and they're always making up some ████ that Mexicans would never eat. >> White people tacos >> People think cheese belongs in tacos. >> Ask your mom if >> shredded cheese belongs in your tacos.
0:50 >> Not shredded cheese. It's not a cheese on it. >> We got cheese and not a taco. >> Yeah. >> A good taco is just a good tortilla >> Is that David Hall? >> and a salsa. >> But there are queso tacos though. >> You get your money and squeeze the lime and then a little squirt of salsa. >> That does look bomb as ████ >> Those are the kind I like, dude. >> Yeah. >> I had some tacos al pastor yesterday. Ooh, baby. >> But then >> Uh overrated, I heard. >> But going to like >> What? What the hell? Who said that? >> He did. >> Oh sh- Come on, taco snob. >> the the carne asada is not even good. >> That's what you said? >> What? >> You're insane. >> That's why that's why I won't go back there. >> I trust my homie. >> Even I agree that you you you that's insane. >> I trust my boy's opinion, so I'm not going. >> The carne asada, you guys think that's the best carne asada taco? >> I don't think it's the best one. >> That's the gold standard.
1:40 >> Is it? >> Yes. That's like In-N-Out. That's like the gold standard. There are above it, but that's the gold standard. >> That's not what you go there for. >> You're talking about international cuisine Lee over here though. >> First of all, relax. At Tacos al Pastor >> how international you are if you have bad taste, bud. >> saying at Tacos Bro, Tacos al Pastor, you don't go there for the carne asada tacos, you go there for the pork ones. >> Then why can you get it at every single line? >> Yeah, the adobada. >> bomb, but why can't you get carne asada every single line if it that's not what their main thing is? >> You don't even know how the lines work. You could literally go to any line and get anything. It's their main thing, but it's not the best carne asada in the world gold standard. Are you crazy? >> I didn't say it was in the world gold standard like In-N-Out. Like it's like >> Gold oh just gold just In-N-Out? >> Where else is better carne asada? [laughter] Where? >> Just the In-N-Out stand? >> common place. >> LA on the street. Where out here? Where out here? >> No, I can't name some obscure ████
2:31 >> Oh, you know that place we went to for Ryan King's thing? Is is Tacos El Gardo better than that? >> Cuz that was really good. >> Tacos El Gardo is better than that. >> Okay, that says a lot. >> Well, you've never been yet. >> I haven't been cuz I trust this fool. >> Adobada, I love Tacos El Gardo. >> I won't go to nowhere Anthony says is wack. >> I love Tacos El Gardo, I just don't get the carne asada there. >> Why don't you eat pork? >> You get the carne asada, it's great. It's great. >> Great. If Anthony says a strip club is wack, I'll be like, "Okay, I probably won't go to that strip club." Cuz cuz I think he knows about like what's going on. He knows ball there. >> Probably not even girls in there. >> But not the other place. He doesn't know ball about this. >> This dude's eating everything. Turtles. >> This guy says every pho is good. That's that's >> [laughter] >> Don't trust him. >> When the ████ have I said every pho is good? >> We'll go to a place where the pho is trash, and you have to be like, "But
3:21 it's still pho." I'm like, "Yeah, it is." >> same as every pho is good. But it's still pho is a completely different statement. >> You don't understand pho then. >> Crazy thing to say, dude. Why did you say that? >> You know what? It's because he's privileged. So, he has the choice of always going places. Sometimes all you wanted was something. Sometimes you just want to get it. >> So, I got corner short rib pho. >> Every pho? >> No, not every pho. Privileged person can say, "Hey, you know what the >> There's a best pho. There's a gold standard. >> That's a privileged person. For me it's this. >> If I eat pho and I go, "Man, I should have just ate instant noodles at home." That's not good pho. It's got to be at least better than instant noodles you're going to make at home. >> Wow, great measurement tool. >> [laughter] >> That's that's >> Wow, great. Wow. >> standard. There's the gold standard and
4:11 the bronze standard. >> this is what I mean is good pho. If it comes out and it doesn't smell like dookie. >> [laughter] >> Dude, we ate we ate pho and there was like a drop of soy sauce in it and that was the flavor and you're like, "Mhm, still hits the spot." I was like, "What the hell?" >> Now I know how old Jewish people feel because I gave you guys every opportunity to attack me and you try to destroy each other. >> [laughter] >> This video was supposed to be you guys dunking on me for being white guy in tacos and you're trying to destroy each other. >> I like white people tacos. White people tacos >> adjusted to the white palette. >> Yeah, I don't think they compete with Mexican tacos. I think it's its own thing. >> Yeah, it's its own thing cuz smack smack makes tacos exactly like that. Hard shell, ground beef and then I'm like, "Okay, cool." She doesn't like it's too spicy to have Mexican tacos for her. >> These guys who are judging being like, "Why are white people making food Mexicans wouldn't eat?" It's like I'm
5:01 making it for my ████ family, you ████ Or I'm going to walk it down the street to the abuelas. >> They're not bringing it to the Iglesia de Cristo. >> [laughter] >> Like what are you talking about? >> Calling it white tacos ████ funny. >> It's absolutely white tacos. >> Absolutely white tacos. >> They don't even know where to get those ingredients. Of course they're going to get their own ingredients. >> Yeah, what are you talking about? >> They'll just buy that taco already made. >> It's called like Tex-Mex or some ████ because it is like half white or Mexican. >> Gabriel Iglesias, who is a Mexican, he's famously said that Tex-Mex is way better than than like OG Mexican food to him cuz he just loves it. >> You talking about Fluffy? >> That guy's tripping. >> He loves it. >> I don't know, man. He's also like tripping, dude. Kind of gordito, you know? So like >> Which means he eats too much. He eats He eats the best, the good, and the ugly.
5:51 It's too much. >> the gold, the silver, the bronze, and the dookie. You don't think that makes him an authority, though? >> No, no. Bart only wants the best. >> And if he can't No. >> beat his ramen at home. >> If a Mexican heard someone say he's down for that stuff, he's out the group. He lost his M card. >> But why is Del Taco and Taco Bell so popular in Mexican neighborhoods? >> Oh, that's true. >> Oh, they know they see it as >> his own thing. >> I see it as its own thing. Yeah. >> I'm going to take you out to Tacos El Gordo. >> What do you mean? >> I'm going to get you some carne asada tacos. >> Why would you subject me to that? >> I want to buy these the gold standard of carne asada tacos. >> I want to I trust Bart. What? I trust you because we we grew up eating the same tacos. From from Mocaliscious. >> I am Mocaliscious. >> [laughter] >> No, no, no. But not with us.
6:41 >> Yeah, but do you like Mocaliscious like the best? >> Okay. No, when I grew up, I thought Mocaliscious was the best. And then I realized it wasn't even Mexican food. >> [laughter] >> It's its own thing. It's like Robertos. It's like that's its own thing. >> It's Mexican food that Mexican people don't want, so they give it to us. >> Yeah, it's Mexican food. >> not. >> It's like Albertos, like in in LA. >> that. >> Which is Mexican. >> It's not Mexican food. >> Tacos Sinaloa is one of my favorite carne asadas. >> Carne asada fries at Tacos Sinaloa is greatness. >> There you go. So, is Tacos El Gordo up to standard with Tacos Sinaloa? >> It doesn't hit with the same flavor profile. >> Cuz it's different It's from different regions. >> Where's King Taco at with Tacos El Gordo? >> Way better than King Taco. >> What? >> King Taco for sure is better than King Taco, but here's the thing. >> But King Taco's good. >> I like King Taco. >> King Taco's the sauce. King Taco's about
7:32 the sauce. It's not about the meat. >> And And the thing is if if they don't hand make their tortillas, it's already a different class. So, King Taco can't even be in the same league. >> King Taco doesn't have make their tortilla. >> They don't have make their tortilla. So, they can't even be in the same league. >> Tacos El Gordo, the game changer, it's the smoke cuz they grill it on a barbecue grill. >> So, you know how like usually carne asada it's like on that mystery thingy? Like whatever you call it, like that it's like heated. >> Like shawarma. >> Yeah, shawarma style. Yeah. >> It's like a Burger King Whopper, baby. You can taste that flame grill. >> Flame broiled. >> And then all the tortillas are handmade. >> What's the place we used to order from when we were at JK old office? >> That one was good. >> What was that spot? King Taco? >> No. That's It's not Sinaloa. It's Sonora. >> Sonora Town. >> So, Sonora is it's own region. It's different. >> Everything's it's own everything, dude.
8:22 We're talking about ████ Mexican food. >> [laughter] >> Is it northern pho different than southern pho? >> Yeah, but we're talking about >> That's what I'm talking about. >> [laughter] >> It's completely different. Northern pho and southern pho are completely different. >> single thing that's brought up No, no, no, we can't compare because it's its own thing. >> Okay. That's the whole point of comparing. >> Is Sonora Town equally enjoyable as Tacos El Gordo? >> I personally like Tacos El Gordo better. >> Better than Sonora Town? Okay, then it's got to be good. >> I got to say I think Sonora Town's better. I got to say I think Sonora Town's better when it comes to carne asada. That's what I'm saying. >> No, but if we're going tacos to tacos, tacos to tacos. >> Not tacos to tacos. I'm talking the carne asada specifically. >> I want to know about the carne asada. >> My conversation about Tacos El Gordo is about the carne asada. This guy's talking about instant ramen. We are not the same. >> Instant ramen? I'm talking about pho with instant ramen. What the hell? >> If I had to pick what would be across
9:12 the street from the JK office between Sonora Town and Tacos El Gordo, pick which one would you pick? >> Tacos El Gordo. >> Across from the JK office right here? >> Yeah, right here. >> And they don't have burritos? >> I pick Sonora Town. >> They don't They don't have burritos at Tacos El Gordo. >> Okay. >> That's how you know how authentic they are. >> I >> Cuz that's not even a Mexican invention. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, it's Indian. >> It's right across the street. >> So, are the tacos like soaking wet like they are in Mexico? >> What do you mean? >> Like the tacos itself are they like wet? >> No. No. >> They're nice. >> But they got cactus in one. It's called Tacos Azteca. >> I'll go Sonora Town. >> But that's how you know it's authentic. >> You so it's two and two. >> I'll go Sonora Town. >> That's a tough one and I'm trying specifically to not care about my wife because we're talking about regionally what's closer to my home. I'm going to be like I'm going to choose the one my wife wants. She loves Tacos El Gordo but she only gets al pastor. She doesn't like the carne asada either.
10:02 >> Your wife's not here. She stopped watching it four minutes ago. You don't have to run for mayor. >> I'm just saying she doesn't like the carne asada at Tacos El Gordo too. >> What's wrong with the carne asada there? >> Yeah, what's wrong with it? >> They just don't like the smoke flavor. She's just like why would you get the carne asada there when the al pastor is better? That's all. >> But they're not even the same thing. That's like saying why would you get the lobster when the steak is better? Like the al pastor is completely a different thing. >> I like that smoke flavor though if that's what it has. >> Yeah, it's the smoke flavor. >> That's what that's what makes it It is the same thing cuz they're both tacos offered at the same place and so you can choose one. That's like saying like why would I watch Chris Brown dance when I can just hear him sing? They're both good, dude. What the hell? >> You see how that's a bad one? That's a great one. >> [laughter] >> I'mma go to Chris Brown concert like this cuz there's no point in watching him dance. >> That's like Anthony saying all Chris Browns are good. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> All pho is good is crazy, bro. >> I've never said that once.
10:53 >> I should have recorded you. I knew it. The minute you said I should have ████ slipped a little DJ in my pocket. >> You know what this guy doesn't realize the context of what This guy This guy's This guy's like CNN, all right? Just clip ████ out of context. >> That's true. That's true. >> Okay. That is my fault. First of all, when I'm talking about it, we're talking about pho also hits that spot when if that's what you want, that's what you need. If it's the only one there and you know it's ████ it's still going to hit spot. That's what pho does. It's a comfort food. >> eat [clears throat] a hot dog. >> This guy's like but I'm always But this one is a six-star Michelin rated one. I know that I know it's $400. Tyga wanted two so I bought three. Like that's where this guy's at with ████ ████ >> You've never had pho and went "Oh, dude. I wish I didn't get this." >> I've had bad pho but no, no. >> Guilty. Because because the only time that I have really ████ food it's the only food in that whole country so you're like the the journey was that. >> But that's its own thing. >> Yeah, the only food >> Yeah, that's its own thing. That's you
11:44 got me. ████ you got me with the that's its own thing clause. >> Yeah, dude. >> It's crazy that that's its own thing can just stop an argument. >> Because it's legitimate. Is there a better carne asada in Vegas than Tacos El Gordo for you to recommend to me? >> So it has to be in the like the fast food taco but Tacos El Gordo you could be in that line for an hour and a half and get okay carne asada. >> Yeah, it doesn't have to be fast food just in general. >> It's not okay though. You know what's better than okay. It's okay. >> When you're waiting 90 minutes. >> But when you watch Chris Brown sing the dance looks okay. >> [laughter] >> You think it's okay? >> Cuz the agua fresca is so good is what he's saying. The agua fresca is so good. >> that the agua fresca >> But it's like saying the orange chicken is so good that the beef and broccoli is okay. >> What he's saying is the agua fresca is so good when I eat carne asada it's like I have COVID I can't even taste it. >> I'll do this. I'll do you want I'll do you want >> [laughter] >> Hey.
12:34 Let's let's do it. Let's do it Let's do it ████ after today. Let's do it today. I'm going to take you to go get two tacos. I'm going to get a carne asada taco from Tacos El Gordo. I'll take you to get a carne asada taco at Villa's Taco Durango. >> I don't even know what that is. >> Don't tell me you like that one. >> [laughter] >> I'm going to I'm asking his pal. >> Don't ████ tell I'm asking his pal. >> myself right now. >> I'm asking his pal. >> Why are you doing this to Bart? >> [laughter] >> You've had that? >> I went there and I've never publicly trashed any place. That's the only place I posted stories that I was like, oh wow. >> Shut up. You actually didn't like it? >> You actually ████ on it? >> I didn't like ████ ████ on it but I was like, hey I think Tacos El Gordo is still the king of the town. >> Okay, got it. Got it. Got it. >> But it was so ████ hyped. Bad Bunny said that's his favorite taco place. It's like >> I I'm not adding any story. I just said let him try two tacos.
13:24 >> Why would you take him there? >> [laughter] >> Oh, you got to go to Tacos El Gordo though by Texas de Brazil. You can't go to the other one. You got to go to that one. >> Why? How come? What happened to gold standard, guys? [laughter] >> Because of the lines? Are you talking about lines? >> Is it the one in North Vegas? >> That one's not that good and it's always busy. >> Yeah, like it's just like the combination of gold standard like In-N-Out, huh? >> So, go go to the one down south. >> [laughter] >> Look at how traumatized he is, man. >> Fill this tacos. >> What's the second best taco in town, Bert? >> I haven't tried that many, but Tacos El Gordo is like >> The second one is the one he likes. >> So good that I just haven't needed to try the other place. There's a whole list that I do want to try though. >> My favorite one is the taco place outside of Horseshoe. >> Yeah, that's the one we went to. We went there. >> That one's that one's my favorite. >> It's very good. >> Oh, if you like that, I think you're going to like Tacos El Gordo. >> Tacos El Gordo is better. >> Yeah. >> Oh, it is. Okay.
14:14 >> Do they hand make their tortillas over there? >> I don't think so. >> Not in the same class. >> How can you tell? >> So, if it has like this weird border around the thing, you can tell it's pre-made in a factory. >> actually a Mexican auntie like doing it in front of you. >> And you'll see them make it right before they grill it. It's like >> If it's a yellow shell, they just [laughter] made it. >> And it's crunchy. >> If it looks like Taco Bell >> and it came out of a package, it's they just made it. >> How come you don't like white people tacos? >> What are you talking about? I like white people tacos. >> You do? You like both? >> I opened this video saying I like white people tacos. I don't like them better than this stuff, but it's nostalgic for me cuz my folks used to make those when we were hanging out Sundays. >> It's like throwback. >> Exactly. >> But you wouldn't you would never pick white people taco over Mexican. >> If we were if across the street, which do I get? I would get real deal Mexican tacos, of course. >> Nice. >> You know some next level white people ████ that we did?
15:04 Frito pies. >> Oh. >> That sounds actually good. >> good. >> I also realized that Bart's so ████ >> I am ████ >> That he's going to walk away thinking that I think Villa's Tacos is better than Tacos El Gordo. >> can infer, ████ >> [laughter] >> That's how ████ I know he is. >> I inferred and it's frozen in there and I'm going to spread the word. >> That's fine. That's fine. You know why? [laughter] Cuz cuz he knows he knows tacos. He's only been to like two or three places in Vegas, but he [clears throat] knows all the tacos out here. >> That's why I asked him that cuz I was like how how big of a menu do you have? >> So again, for the record and for the ████ and for the ████ >> Almost every taco place in East LA though. >> And to the ████ over here. >> Almost every single one. >> Tacos El Gordo is better there than better than Leo's Tacos? The carnitas at Leo's Tacos I think is better than Tacos El Gordo. >> Take your best East LA spot it versus Tacos El Gordo. >> For sure East LA's better, but Tacos El
15:55 Gordo can hold its own against it. >> I like it. >> It can hold its own. >> sure. Yeah, I agree with that. >> Oh, that one that we used to go with David in that alleyway. That one's pretty fire. >> That one's pretty fire, but there's a lot of them that are really fire. >> And then that one by the the supermarket in the parking lot. >> about the parking lot one? >> Avenue 34 or whatever. >> That one's fire. >> There's there's a lot of them that are good in East LA. >> I I actually that's like my favorite >> And the experience I know he this food doesn't like nuance or whatever, but the experience is different because when you're in East LA, you make the food, right? And it's right there and you're eating it standing. >> No, but that's different. >> That's different. >> That's its own thing. >> El Gordo, you got to walk all the way over there and then you're getting letting AC blow on it for like 50 ft. It's different. >> You're not you're not wrong. >> If you ate it right there, it's different. >> Okay. >> Yeah, cuz sometimes they're grilling the
16:46 meat and as soon as they chop it up and on my plate I'm like how did the meat get cold? >> Yeah. >> That's so ████ weird. >> But in East LA, since they're all illegal, you're just eating it right when you get it and it's a different experience. >> Oh, that makes sense. I think Mexican food if you don't the more seconds you wait, the s███████ it gets. >> Yeah, it's like McDonald's fries. >> Yeah. >> You're playing a dangerous game. >> But then the more legit the restaurant, the more they have to follow code and not give you a burning meat. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Or it's just they have AC and comfort which makes the meat cold. >> after this I'll go to Tacos El Gordo. >> Nah, nah, nah. Nah, it's a waste of time. It's a waste of time according to Anthony. >> Yeah, go to Tacos El Gordo and then go to Villa's Tacos after. >> [laughter] >> And then barf. >> Just one carne asada taco on both sides. I do think Ryan should do that test. >> I will do that test. I'll do exactly what you said. >> Why is he going to throw up after? >> [laughter]
17:36 >> Damn, you really for real hate Villa Tacos that bad? >> bad. That's crazy. It was so it was dude. >> Crazy. Maybe you got a bad batch. You only went once, right? >> I don't know. I ordered like six different things and they were all bad.
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