0:00 So, since so many Gen Z people still live at home with their parents at like later ages, it's probably no longer as bad of a red flag anymore in that dating pool to be like, "Oh, you live at home?" Cuz like so many of them do. But when you guys were still living at home, what was dating like for you? I had no issues. My mom let me bring girls home and ████ >> Ew, Joe. >> You did the clappity clap. You know what she told me? She was like, >> "Clappity clap clap." Ah, [sighs] you know, it's not really good to pay women to have sex. And I was like, >> why did she have to tell you that? >> I was offended cuz I was like, [laughter] you think I have to pay to get laid? These are my girlfriends. And I got into a huge fight cuz she goes, I'm just telling you it's not good. I thought that they were like I don't know any
0:50 ████ self-respecting girl that would be allowed to go out and like do this stuff. >> Like her parents won't let her. So, I thought they were just ladies of the night and I'm like, "No, they're my classmates." >> Ladies of the night. [laughter] >> They're my classmates. I was so mad. I was like, I I'm not old. I could still get it. Like, you don't think your own son could just got game? Like, what the hell is wrong with you? >> Oh, well, well. How old were you? >> I was a teenager. >> Okay. >> I was like >> 17. 17. >> Okay. Yeah. Okay. >> And she told me, "Don't buy ladies of the night. >> Don't buy hookers." And I'm like, "How dare you? They're my classmates." Did they look hookery? They're ABGs. >> Classmates could be hookers. Same thing happened to me then because I my parents didn't have a problem that I was bringing girls because they thought I was dating them or they my girlfriend. The first time I brought like a Vietnamese girl over, they were like, "What is that?" >> Oh no. >> She was like ABG like made up.
1:40 >> Big old eyelash. >> I didn't properly introduce her either. I just like tried to sneak back in there with her. And then after I came out, my mom's like, "Yeah, you can't do that. >> Don't [laughter] have a baby with the AB. >> That one you can't do. >> That one you cannot do." >> I was [laughter] like, "Damn." like you can't bring her home or you can't do her. >> She said whatever I was doing, I can't do that because she knew that was so different than like when I bring a girl that I like. >> I didn't I didn't say mom, dad, this is, you know, so >> they were sneaking around. >> Yeah. They they could tell that I didn't I probably was not even respecting her. So, they were like, "No, >> no hookup." >> And that was when I was like 17. >> Did you listen? >> I Yeah, I did. I think I did. And do you remember when I was um I think this was like 2011 and I had like I hurt my knee and I had to get surgery. So then I moved back home. I was like living in downtown. I had my own place. I was like so cool. And then I moved back home. I
2:30 was like, "Mom, can I come home?" And then they let me move back home at like um 200 I want to say like 2011. And trying to date at that period was really embarrassing >> living at home because like cuz I had already done ABCDC. So, you think like there was already some form of status? >> How How old were you? >> I think uh in 200 How old was I? 2011. 20 >> 27. >> Yeah, 27ish. >> Late 20s is pretty rough. >> Yeah, late 20s is what it was. >> Like a knee down and like it's not it's not a good time. >> That was my thing. Like my thing was like, oh well, you know, I'm staying at my parents house now cuz you know, my my knee got messed up. So, you know, and it was like I kind of skated on that for a little. >> You got to get taken care of. >> Yeah. cuz we I just came off the LFO tour and I was like uh you know girls would I would still be dating girls but then they would be coming into my
3:20 childhood room. >> You know my cuz they didn't my parents didn't change anything so all the toys and >> I know what that room looks like. >> She knows. Yeah. Yeah. So all that >> did not bring a date in that room. [laughter] >> Is there like Winnie the Pooh in the corner or something? >> Oh dude. Yeah. Like all these like childhood ████ everywhere. >> Everywhere. It's not organized. It's very like it's just >> And I did everything out of that room. Like Anthony Anthony would come over and hang out in that room with me. >> Yeah. Like at the time. And he and you know I was like the only person that stupid making it sound sexual. And then uh >> your mom allow Anthony to go. >> Yeah. She liked Anthony. >> She like Anony's polite so she liked the Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. He wasn't ABG yet. But I was I was mad embarrassed though. I was like dude this sucks. Like I always got to explain. And I just kept saying ah it's cuz my knee I had to get surgery. But then I was there for like a few years and I was already well healed up. But I
4:10 would still use that excuse like I only live here while my knee's healing, you know? They're like, "When did that happen?" >> I was the opposite embarrassed. >> So like uh when So me and Gio been together for a long ████ time. >> Yeah. >> Um when she moved in with me and we were staying in the back house of my mom's like property, her rental property. We stayed in there's like a three parts. We stayed in the back. Um, my mom couldn't like stomach that her son was living with a girl because in her brain it's probably what's the village going to ████ think about it or whatever. And then so one day just out of the blue, no ████ warning, she comes. She goes, "Bach, >> she calls me Bachan. My full name is Barton." And so we sit down. She goes,
5:01 "Okay, okay. Okay. And then we sit on the ground. She holds our hand. She holds on her hand and then she goes, "You two love each other, right?" And we're like, "Uh." And I'm looking at Jill's looking at me already like, "What the f███?" And I'm like, "I'm so ████ sorry." I'm trying to give her those eyes like, "I'm so ████ sorry. I don't I don't even know what's going on." Like that type of ████ And then she's like, "You love each other?" Like, yeah. And then she pulls out this ████ red like Robin Hood looking purse thing. And then she pulls out like two rings. And then she makes us marry each other and I'm like, "God ████ damn, why the ████ are you doing this ████ s███?" Like, I was scared to bring my mom around because I would thought cuz I she would embarrass me cuz she doesn't do anything ████ normal. >> She ordained herself and forced a
5:51 marriage. >> You get that idea to do that? >> Probably now she could go back to work and be like, "Oh yeah, my kids are married. That's why they live with each other." >> Oh, so it's for her own. It's for her own way to like ████ make it work. I guess [laughter] >> I think it's funny that you you actually allowed her to go through with it without stopping her. >> I don't know how to stop through the whole process. [laughter] They they had the ceremony. >> So, what happened after that? You guys got married? You were married from that? >> I don't think we're I mean, is that the anniversary you celebrate? [laughter] >> Yeah. It might have been I don't know. Maybe in her mind she's like, "Okay, cool. There's an understanding. So now you guys are married and oh no, now you're my daughter. Something like that. >> You guys kept the rings and you wore them the whole thing? >> No, we just went like this and just to do it just to make her happy and then we took it off. >> Oh, you did take it off. It's
6:41 >> the most bootleg rings I've ever ████ seen. Anyways, and then we put it back in the thing and I still I still have of them. >> You still have them? >> Still have them? >> A your original marriage rings. >> I can't believe she like u decided to do that. >> She became a minister overnight. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. She always does weird ████ ████ >> And that's not something you could have ever predicted she would do. >> Never. You can't even. She's like in the movie, you know, in the ████ there's plot twists. >> Yeah. >> You You could never predict what the ████ she's going to do. [laughter] >> She adopted me. >> Yeah, that's right. >> What? >> Yeah. She just came over. She goes, she somehow had a picture in her mind that I was an abandoned child with no family. >> Oh, no. No. Has she ever met your mom? >> I think Bart told her like like like Yeah, his mom moved back to Japan or something, right? >> Okay. Okay. >> So, in her mind, she painted this whole picture that like I'm neglected. So, I'm
7:31 hanging out at one day. She goes, "You can call me mommy. I'm your mommy now." >> And I was like, "Huh?" >> That's really >> She goes, "You have no family. You have no I'm" I'M LIKE, "I HAVE NO I HAVE HELLA FAMILY. LIKE, my uncle's like down the street. I have I have f like I'm loved. Like, it's fine. My mom just went to Japan to take care of my grandma." [laughter] She goes, "No, you are my son now. Call me mommy." And I was like, after a week though, like there's no follow through. I'm like, dude, another mom abandons me. What the ████ >> She just >> no follow through. You had high hopes. >> There's no there's nothing. She just wanted to say that, but from that point on, >> there's no treatment, nothing. That was That was it. >> Did you reach out to her for help? >> I didn't want it. >> No, she's his mommy. She's supposed to reach out. I didn't I didn't know what
8:21 was happening. >> Okay. Okay. >> There's zero. No, like she didn't even bring it back up. We would go eat sometimes, hang out. I think she forgot. >> I think she's a woman of passion and she just does things >> in the moment. And I don't think she remembers. >> Oh, >> I don't really think I don't think if you ask her be like, "Hey, do you remember you adopted Joe?" You think she'll remember that? >> So, in the moment it felt right to say. >> I don't think she remember. >> I think she just has, you know, how crimes of passion happen. I think it's one of those things. It's just not a crime. >> Crimes of passion. >> Adopting you. That's [laughter] incredible. >> Actions of passion. That's That's his mom. Actions of passions. >> Yeah. >> Did um Did you ever bring girls home when you lived with your parents like Pregio? >> Yeah. So, in high school, I lived with my dad cuz my parents are divorced, right? So, junior year I moved into Elmani >> and then I don't know why, but my dad had this weird ass configuration in the
9:12 house. So, like uh when you go upstairs there's four rooms. My dad has like a like a town home. >> There's four rooms. So my dad's plan was like my cousin was crushing it in school. So he's like, "How can we have Bart associate with his cousin Victor as much as possible? >> Absorb whatever he's doing." >> Good stuff. Because by this time already got kicked out. I I forgot like four or five school or some ████ like this. >> So he was like, "Okay, so in order to do that, this is what I'll do. We're going to have all the boys stay in the master bedroom. So my dad has a bed, my cousin has a bed, I have a bed. What the heck? >> And then the other room is going to be uh the study room. So I have a desk and Victor has a desk. That way when we're sleeping, we're sleeping together and then when we're studying, we're studying
10:02 together versus like two people like live and study separately. >> That's what he wanted. >> Okay. >> And uh I had a girlfriend at the time and then so we would be doing hanky panky sometimes with my cousin watching the TV. What the? And >> then my dad sleeping [laughter] in the other room >> in the same room. >> Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes. No. No. In the in our sleeping room cuz it'll be a room like this and there's like a a king-size bed and a twin size on the floor and another twin size on the floor. But my dad was super cool though. He'll be like, "Oh, cool. SHE'S OVER. OKAY. >> WHAT?" >> So me and my girl could be like this watching TV and then he's completely cool with it. He's just farting in bed the other and and and trying to go to sleep. >> That's some dad ████ So [laughter] but but but then during this time we were only doing uh we were only only like hand jobs and finger banging during that
10:53 time. >> God >> then who's doing what? [laughter] >> She was fingering your butthole banging myself and she was hand jabbing herself. [laughter] And then >> you guys didn't even have to be together. >> And then I think uh I think one other one other roommate moved out >> or maybe that's when my dad got a new girlfriend and he was probably like >> oh I get it. >> He's like I ain't doing that in front of you. So then he kicked us out. Yeah. And then me and Victor had co-sleeping room >> and then co-studying room. >> But in the co-sleeping room was where I lost my virginity. >> Oh my gosh. >> And I don't I don't think my cousin was there, but we for sure we've done it where my cousin is sleeping like like cuz that room's not big. It's like a twiniz bed, a space, another twiniz bed. >> Oh my god. >> We could have been doing it and I could probably go like this and like and like touch them. This is why I don't
11:43 understand when people go, I live [snorts and clears throat] with my parents and I was like, >> I know so many people that got laid and still had relationships with the no car look being a bum >> like or you had a s█████ bucket for a car. >> Yeah. Oh, totally. Yeah. >> Everything's falling apart. Salvage title seven. I'm like, >> dude, >> is this a Gen Z thing or there's just like guys that like are using excuses cuz they they can't they just bad. >> Yeah. >> They don't know how to like get with anybody. >> Yeah, my cousin was a ████ nerd and he had a girlfriend. Yeah. >> Did he do it next to you guys? >> He did in the finger banging room. >> He never really brought her over, but I knew he had a But one time he did ████ steal my dog, but he would. >> What? >> Cuz I got a new puppy. His name's Tyson. He's like hella cute. Like a cute little German Shepherd. And then I think he was
12:33 going on his first couple of dates and to probably like bring it closer. He's like, "Hey, can I borrow Tyson for a date?" I was like, "Yeah, go ahead." But he ████ But he took my ████ >> And he never brought it back. >> No, he did. He did. >> They live together. [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. I was like, "Where?" >> Dude, the other day I was just driving down and um this homeless guy comes out of his tent. There's a girl like homeless girl with a bicycle. are talking and then I look over again and they're ████ making out and I'm just laughing and I'm all like even they're getting some. >> Hey. Yeah, it's true. >> Everybody needs a little loving. >> Yeah, that's what I don't understand. Why is it so hard? Why I don't get why it's so so hard? Like do you think they're super picky and it has to be perfect or like you know what I I think it's that thing we always talk about where it's not so much that I think they
13:24 just think if only I had these things I would be getting laid and they don't want to just they don't want to blame their personality or how they navigate. It's more about like it's cuz I don't have a car. >> But I mean if you were in your late 20s or 30s and you lived at home with your parents, I think it's a pretty it'd be hard to get it in. >> It's harder I think for me cuz I actually did that. I actually lived that life and it was harder for me because I was it was bugging me. It was never bugging the girl I was with. It was bugging me more than her. >> So it messes with your >> self bug girl. [laughter] >> I mean I I never like, you know, and it never didn't go my way. [laughter] But if Jason Mimo was still living with his parents, I think he'd still get it. >> Yeah. No. Yeah. Really? I mean, >> he'd get it in the car.
14:14 >> It'd be hard to get it in living if I lived with my mom, though. Yeah. Oh, cuz your mom, >> she's ████ Even after we got real married, we would go to Taiwan and when we stayed at my grandparents house, she'd be like, "Okay, lady, sleep here. Go sleep there." And I'm like, "What the f███?" >> That's funny. Yeah. >> And so the next time we went to Taiwan, I'm like, "Hey, we're just going to stay at a hotel cuz I'm ████ tired of this s███." She, "Oh, you're not close to mommy anymore." I'm like, "Yeah, cuz you got ████ crazy rules. I'mma stay at the hotel. When I'm ready to come over, I'll come. >> Wait, she wanted like a woman bonding sleepover and a guy bonding sleep like >> Well, she's just calling it ladies sleep here, guys sleep here, but >> she's sleeping somewhere else, too. [laughter] >> So, it's just she's splitting the room >> sleeping together. >> Yeah, >> but you're married. >> Yeah, >> real married. >> Real married.
15:04 >> Not on the ████ floor of a Monterey Park house. Married >> is unpredictable, man. >> She's ████ crazy. She didn't want you guys to ████ there or something. >> Decency, probably. I don't know what goes on in her brain. >> That's weird because even Muslim countries would allow you to be together. [laughter] >> Yeah. I don't know, man. That's why it took her so long to get a grandson. Get under there.
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