0:00 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. It is a lightning round in the middle of Charles' stories about North Korea. What we're going to do now is we're going to see which one of us can tell North Koreans from South Koreans just by looking at photos. >> I'm a pro, dude. >> And we'll see you guys at home or wherever you are watching this. Try to do it with us and see how well you do at detecting North from South, okay? We're going to start with this first one. What does this say? HP Envy? What is this? All right, guy number one. You guys think he's North >> North Korean defector or a South Korean guy? >> I think a North Korean. His arms are a little >> North? >> North Korean. He's a little small. He's a little looks a little malnourished. >> He's smiling too much. >> [laughter] >> But that's part of the act though. That's part of the propaganda. Uh I'll say South Korean just to not be on the bandwagon. What do you think?
0:51 >> He's definitely North Korean defector. >> [laughter] >> Well, I I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY. THIS IS Joseph Kim. >> OKAY, [laughter] OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NEXT ONE, NEXT ONE. >> SOUTH KOREAN. >> South Korean ████ dude. What the hell? >> Wait, wait, is this a trick question? Is he South Korean? >> No, he's South Korean. >> Or if he's really a North Korean defector, like man, that guy really did a good job. >> propaganda. >> two guys, by the way. >> North Korean elite. >> Okay, what do you what do you think? >> Those are What are you guys saying? All right, answer. >> We already said it, yeah. >> South, South, South. >> South, South. >> I would say Hulk and Hawk. They're North Korean defectors. They're the very first [laughter] North Korean K-pop band. It's It's called Oneverse. >> They're They're K-pop band in North Korea?
1:41 >> In South Korea. >> But they they left. They defected. >> defectors, yeah. >> They sing about starvation and stuff? >> Huh? >> They sing about starvation? >> No, they You know, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. >> [laughter] >> HUNGRY, HUNGRY. >> HOW MANY DID YOU HUNGRY POP? >> YEAH. GO, I'M HUNGRY. >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS TRICKY. THAT WAS tricky one. >> You tricked me. >> All right. >> Oh, I know her. She claims she's North Korean. >> But there [laughter] was there was stuff about her saying that she's lying. >> Another tricky one, I guess. >> No, I Yeah, I do want to know. I do want to know. >> What do you know about this lady? >> Whole video. >> Yeah, I mean I mean that could but I'm personally I don't know her. I don't know her that well. >> you know all the actual defectors. >> [laughter] >> I cuz she does a lot of like a political things now. >> Yeah. >> But I mean she's very controversial. Don't get me wrong. She's like some
2:31 people just like doesn't want to be involved in like doesn't even want to stand next to her because you know like but yeah, she's very controversial. She has a lot of you know uh people who loves her loves her. People who hates her hates her. I'm just like I don't know her enough to actually >> Love or hate. >> Do you think she's North or South you think? >> Oh, sorry. She's definitely North Korean defector. >> Oh, okay okay okay. >> Part of the elite, right? Is that what Is that what her story was? That she was part of like the elite >> Maybe she's from Pyongyang. North Korean. >> Uh she was Yeah, so she Yeah, she was an elite but she was also saying that she kind of was not elite. So it's kind of like a two >> sometimes. >> Oh, so that's the discrepancy. >> All right, next one. >> What the Is that Is THAT ARDEN? >> [laughter] >> THAT'S ARDEN CHO. BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> OKAY, NORTH KOREAN.
3:21 >> NORTH KOREAN. DEFINITELY 100%. >> North [laughter] Korean, too. >> I know her personally. >> I don't know who that is. She looks South Korean. >> Okay, South. You say South? >> I say I say North Korean. >> Okay, what do you say? >> I would say South. >> All right. >> But I don't want to look at his face. >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> It's going to throw me off. So I'm not going to look Korean. >> South Korean? >> Yep. >> She's a she's a North Korean >> [laughter] >> a girl with seven names, I think. Yeah. >> So basically they're all North Korean names. >> Uh-huh. >> Why are they called that? >> Fascinating book. You should actually read it. It's a It's a pretty good book. >> try this one. >> [laughter] >> Why are you laughing? >> Because that smile is too happy. >> That's Chinese. >> Or or >> [laughter] >> Or he's happy to be here. >> Vietnamese. What the hell? >> So, you say North South? >> I say North.
4:11 >> Okay. >> happy to be here. >> North Korean. >> He looks really happy to be here in America. >> happy. >> All of them are North so far, including Arden. This must be North. >> Okay. What do you think? >> Uh his Timothy Choi. Uh he escaped North Korea twice. >> He knows everybody, dude. >> He's in UK. Uh he's the first Well, he's actually running for running for office in in UK. >> Bro, there's a look of like gratitude on their face, so you could tell they're North Korean, yo. Happier they are, I'm learning the hard way the happier they are, the more North Korean. All right, 3 2 1. Oh, South. She's not happy at all. Look at her. >> She's North Korean. >> North. All right, what do you say? >> North, dude. >> Dude, they're all North, dude. >> South South >> It's not even active. But, I'm going to keep saying South. Look, she's not smiling like UK guy. >> Fake answer. She's Japanese. >> Primitive Korean indigenous Korean face. >> Pure blood? >> What What is it, Charles? >> She does look pure blood playing poker,
5:01 yeah. >> I think she She looks like North Korean. >> Yeah, yeah. >> But, uh probably a person who's doing like a YouTube in in in >> Do you know what she looks like? She looks like A PROPAGANDA LADY. >> OH! [laughter] >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> She does. She This I imagine this is North Korean propaganda lady. >> Propaganda babe. >> She actually is a North Korean defect. >> ████ knew it. >> All right. >> That guy? >> North. He looks like a general. >> ████ elite. >> He looks like a relative. >> North Irvine. >> [laughter] >> To the supreme leader. North or South? >> He just looks like a Korean American dude to me. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> NO! >> HE'S KOREAN AMERICAN. >> REALLY? >> HE HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK ACTUAL KOREAN. >> HE LOOKS LIKE KOREAN AMERICAN. >> NO, BRO. He doesn't [laughter] look Korean He doesn't look North Korean or South Korean. He's a complete DIFFERENT BREED RIGHT THERE. IT'S A KOREAN AMERICAN.
5:51 >> [laughter] >> LOOK AT THAT. >> THAT'S A GOOD GOOD EYE. >> BEST FRIEND. Is that your best friend? >> My boyfriend. Boyfriend. My boyfriend. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. >> What do you think of this guy? >> What the >> [laughter] >> If you don't get this >> He's North Korean, dude. He's talking about the distance he >> It's called FREEDOM AND COLLECTION. >> [laughter] >> YEAH. ALL RIGHT. >> This was shorter than I thought. >> North Korean. >> He's talking about how far he had to escape. [laughter] >> North Korean defector. >> North Sacramento. >> [laughter] >> Korean American. >> David So. >> He looks Korean. >> David So. >> American. Yeah, he's Korean American. Yeah. >> Holy ████ that is David. >> That fool is big as ████ >> realize that was David? >> That took me at least 10 minutes. >> I did a podcast with that GUY DAVID SO. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S MY BUDDY, DUDE. >> YEAH, I didn't recognize him, dude. >> What threw me off is that thing in
6:41 front. I thought it was a No, I thought it was a I thought it was like a chinny chin hair thing. >> 320 right here. >> I don't know. >> [laughter] >> That looks like a white beard. >> Yeah. >> That's the same picture, no? >> Oh, is it the same girl? >> [laughter] >> David So. >> Oh, ████ Sung Hee Lee? No, I'm just kidding. >> Factor or >> That's North American I mean, that's a North American. >> That's That's >> That's a North American brother. >> [laughter] >> That's a import model, brother, if I ever seen one. >> I see he's from North Korea Town. >> [laughter] >> That's not my joke. That's a >> What the >> Why Why is it What >> What the heck >> That guy is on Physical 100. I've seen him. >> The fool's face looks crazy. >> What do you mean? >> South. >> South Hong Kong. >> Okay, South Hong Kong. >> Obviously North. >> Okay. >> Obviously North. >> Obviously North? >> Yeah. >> Uh his his name is Shin Dong Hyuk. Uh
7:31 he's wrote a book uh called Escape from Camp 14. He was born and raised in a North Korean political prison camp. Born and raised. The only reason why he escaped uh the prison camp when he was 23 was he's never tasted a meat before and somebody this new cellmate that came in told him about the story of the meat, right? Ironically, while he was escaping at electric fence, this fat guy got caught. The meat cooking is climbing over his body and smelling all this like cooking human meat smell. Anyway, good book, read it. >> Oh ████ [laughter] >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> That's what I was waiting for. >> I was like, "Anyway, good book." >> Yeah. >> While he's escaping, [laughter] he stopped and took a bite out of the guy. What are you guys crazy? >> Three, two, one with this.
8:22 >> [laughter] >> That. >> North or South? North or South? >> Me? >> Yeah, you. >> He he he played North Korean in the >> [laughter] >> WHITE HOUSE DOWN. >> IT IT WAS A GREAT >> THAT is a good movie. >> That is a good movie. >> But you know, I was I Can we go back a little bit? >> Yeah. >> I was actually you know, in a way impressed with his accent, but I I could have I could have coached him in a little bit. It sounded pretty accurate. >> Really legit North Korean accent. >> I would I would say like it's okay. >> Halfway there. >> Halfway there. I wouldn't say completely. >> Well, I feel like you got to learn in the coal mines, right? And Oh jeez, yeah. >> Come on, man. >> What? He said it first. >> Kang Nara. >> North Korean. >> Uh North Korean, North Korean, North Korean. >> North Korean, yeah. Yeah, North.
9:12 >> Okay, good. You guys are getting better at it. >> I think she's North Korean, but then she put on South Korean makeup. >> That's pretty good. >> She's really like a famous a famous North Korean in in South Korea. She's like a celebrity. Yeah. >> Wow. >> She looks like a propaganda lady. >> [laughter] >> I think that was the chick from the earlier one. >> Yeah, this that that's another North Korean defector. How about that one? >> Oh, he's South Korean. I like all his movies. >> Chinese. THAT GUY'S NOT CHINESE. >> [laughter] >> I THINK WONG. THAT'S NOT BENEDICT WONG. MY DONG'S OUT. ████ >> [laughter] >> YOU'RE THINKING OF A TOTALLY DIFFERENT ASIAN GUY. All right. 3 2 1. We're almost Benedict Wong. Wait, what do you think of Benedict Wong? >> [laughter] >> WAIT, HE WAS IN AND HE DID THIS. HE DID the ████ Doctor Strange thing. Speaking of David So. >> [laughter] >> All right, we're almost at the end. That's Korean sexual. >> [laughter]
10:03 >> All right. He was in The Walking Dead, that guy. You know, you were on his show. All right, 3 2 1. What the hell? >> [laughter] >> North or South Korean? I neither. I don't know. >> [laughter] >> Good. NEITHER IS CORRECT. THAT'S JAMES WONG. OKAY, 3 2. Huh. Do you have any reaction or you're like, "Hmm, I don't remember who he is." I don't remember who that is. He's the burrito maker, right? >> [laughter] >> The burrito That haircut is a crime right there. >> [laughter] >> That's a crime. LIKE THAT. THAT THAT HAIRCUT SHOULD throw him in the jail for like three generations, you know? Five years. >> [laughter] >> All right. All right. We got this one. What the hell? That's from yesterday. Who was in the middle yesterday? [laughter] Huh?
10:53 Oh my god. And then the last one IS THAT ONE. >> [laughter] [screaming] >> WAIT, IS THAT YOU, BART? IS THAT YOU, BART? I DON'T THINK THAT'S HIM. I THINK THAT'S I love that. It's kind of hard to tell for this one if it's leader, I think. That's a That's the supreme leader Bart right there. I love it. I love it. He's JK supreme leader. You guys should make a pin out of that. >> [laughter] >> Put it out there. We should vote for that thing. Yeah. Come on. Bro, that should be your passport photo. >> [laughter] >> You want to you like to buy some real estate? It's uh this has been Charles from North Korea. Check out his YouTube channel. All the links for all his stuff, including your nonprofit, is going to be down below. So, make sure you guys show some love over there. Thank you so much for being here with us, Charles. >> Thanks so much. >> Thank you. [applause] >> And thank you to our true dear leader.
11:44 >> Yes. >> Our time.
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